i saw a vid awhile ago, i seem to remember being waaay too young to have been watching porn at the time. i can't remember what the title was, the vid had these two hot women sitting at a table, talking. one has a meal set in front of her which she's eating and the other just has an empty plate, empty glass, silverware, napkin. at one point the girl who's eating says something. she stands up, moves over to the other side of the table and pisses in the other girls glass. then she takes the plate and shits on it. sets this meal in front of the other girl and she just starts digging in. grabs a fork and knife and eats a slice of the turd like it was any other food, washes it down with a swig of piss and goes back for another bite. meanwhile they keep talking- you'd think they don't even realize what she's eating. i didn't understand what they were saying, they were speaking like german or something, but it sounded conversational, like they might have been talking about the weather or something. they sure as hell didn't sound like they were acknowledging what was going on. anybody got this vid, like anywhere? please??

Im gonna go ahead and not be a bitch and press the anonymous tab. I am a fan of this website and i do read this stuff as well but its as simple as this.. IN REAL LIFE NO THE INTERNET reguardless the situation if ur a man and take it in the ass in any way shape or form and you enjoy this.. your gay.. there is no bi or curioius in real life when it comes to men. If you take it in the ass ur gay.. even if your gurl plays "inch finger" and u dig this your gay.. if a bitch even tried i would slap the taste out her motha fuckin mouth. PERIOD. Females have the luxery of swinging for both teams but a man does not. Understand if you take it in the ass this is called loosing your manhood.. if you dont get that then your gay.. lol.. all these confessions and so many fags.. im not saying i have anything against gay men but you must understand.. ur gay.. lol go ahead and talk all the shit you want but this in a common understanding among men in REAL LIFE

Once in a while, I dig little pieces of shit out of my rectum and eat them and swallow them. If there are any females in NE Wisconsin that want me to eat their shit, I would do this.

I want to thank Motherless for helping me to break-in a virgin and turn her into a person who can't get enough dick, any dick,. She is now known as slut at her work.
A few years ago, I was working as an attendant in a small hospital. During that time I'd got to know a lot of nurses, from work and socializing and it is true what you hear about nurses on nights out. I was working in this one ward for a few months and there was this one nurse that I used to see at a few nights out, who would come up to me and start to chat. She's a lovely person, her dress scene wasn't great, she didn't do much for herself but the one thing that really stood out was the size of her nose. It was huge. It was the first thing you would notice. This one day at work a patient got sick all over her. She had to change into her spare uniform and I had to clean-up the mess that he made ( not the nicest part of the job). Well....no sooner was she back after showering and changing into a clean uniform when , bang, he got sick again, getting vomit all over her. She was disgusted for a second time. The ward was out of scrubs, but lucky for Marie one of her workmates offered her spare uniform to wear. After showering and changing for the second time she landed back to the bed where I was still cleaning the mess from the poor man, when my eyes nearly popped out of my head. The uniform that she and most of the nurses wear are white tops and navy pants but the spare uniform that she had on was a nurses dress. "Holly Shit" I saw a side of her that I've never seen before. She had legs that went on forever, her ass was one of the nicest I've seen on a normal person (not a model or movie star) and her boobs ...wow...you wouldn't take as much notice of her nose looking at everything else. The uniform wasn't like a "naughty nurses dress" it was meant for a smaller person. The uniform only came to about 4" above her knees, her firm ass was keeping the dress well away from the back of the legs and her boobs...they were squashed into the uniform. She had the uniform snapped all the way bar one snap by her neck, but the snaps around her chest were being well stretched. I could see her white, thin material bra through the gaps of the snaps which were under huge pressure to stay clasped.About 3 weeks later, on a night out, I spotted Marie in the bar with a few other nurses. She had on her usual "granny dress", down to her ankle, very loose with a crazy pattern on the dress. We chatted for a small bit and I left it at that untill I spotted her saying goodbye to her friends. As she headed out, I rushed out behind her as she waited for her taxi. I said that I was heading home but I was getting a pizza to take first. She said that sounds like a good idea and she might do the same thing. I asked her if she wanted to come back to my apartment to share one. She didn't have to think too long and said that she would. That was a big mistake on her part.....or was it.After we finished the pizza and a bottle of wine, i started kissing and fondling her when she kind of froze. She said that she was never with a man before, like never even kissed anyone. I said that I'd take it easy and I'd wait untill she was ready but I asked her if she she was afraid of it. She said that she once watched a XXX movie on her laptop and it kind of frightened her. I pulled over my laptop and opened up "Motherless" for her and I told her that the people on this site are mostly amateurs and not professionals and started to show her different videos of various acts of sex. (I knew most of the videos from watching them so much 😁) We started with some blowjobs, then I showed her 3 or 4 videos of couple's having sex and I ended up showing her some anal vids . As we watched the videos I had my hands on her thigh, after about 3 videos I started to get my fingers sliding , getting more bolder as the videos went on. By the last video ,the anal video, she had her legs opening for me as I worked my fingers rubbing her pussy through her knickers and granny dress, which was soaking from her juices. It didn't take me long to see how good of a student she was as I unbuttoned my jeans and pulled out my dick. Just like on the videos she got on her knees in front of me and starts by licking and sucking on my balls. Then she goes to the head and takes maybe half of my dick....man she is a quick learner....after a few minutes, I start getting to my full length and width. I grab her by the back of her head and force her mouth as far as she could take it and I left it there for a few seconds, when she starts to gag. I let her head loose and she lifted up off my dick gasping for air with saliva dripping from her mouth but before she could catch her breath, i shoved her mouth back down on my full size dick and waited, and waited, and waited.. the gagging, the eyes watering, her fingers digging into my thighs, I release her head and she tries to catch her breath again.
I pull her up off her knees, as she's still trying to get her breath and I sat her beside me, getting her dress above her knickers, I get two fingers inside her soaking wet pussy, one on either side of her knickers. I start to work my fingers, pushing them deep and my thumb working on her clit. Her legs spread, her mouth wide open and only the white of her eyes can be seen. Her body starts to shake and vibrant, I can't describe the kind of noise she was making but man this was some scene. I got out a condom and had it on before she had a chance to say anything. I took off her knickers lifting her granny dress over her head. I grabbed a boob with each hand through her bra and started to play with them, feeling her tiny nipples starting to harden. I lifted the cup of her bra, exposing her pail  boobs. I was ready and I think she was too. I got between her legs, positioned myself over her, grabbed her hand, placed it on my dick and told her to guide it in. She got the head of my dick just inside the lips of her pussy. I left it there pulling it almost out and back in again but only the tip LP. I kept this going 7 times, almost out and just the tip into her when.....bang ...... I gave her the full length and width of my dick for one thrust. Her mouth and eyes opened to the last and her fingers clawing into my back, I go back to just the tip of my dick sliding in and almost out of her pussy lips for 7 more times then. ....bang.... in the full length again with the same reaction only this time she wraps her long legs around my back and puts me into a vice like grip. She puts me into a bear hug and starts to gyrate her hips. She moves them faster and faster. Her moans reach an even higher pitch. The next thing I feel her whole body start to shake. Then she lets out this scream and at the same time releases her grip of me....all of her body shaking. It ends with a huge "sigh".
I kept fucking her but she was just lying on the bed with arms outstretched breathing heavily, she was exhausted. I continued pumping her and playing with her tits, I could tell that she's after getting her second wind. With that I told her to turn around and get on all fours and I started to pound her from behind. There was a table alongside the bed with a mirror on it and that gave me a great view of her tits swinging and also seeing her facial reactions. What a sight, her boobs were swinging and bouncing in every direction. Her mouth wide open with the weirdest sounds coming from it. Her arms finally give up and her head flops onto the mattress. I might have been a bit mean but I grabbed her hair and pulled it towards me forcing her exhausted body back onto her hands and knee, just so I could see her tits bouncing. I eventually i let her hair go and with that she flops her head back down. Her long legs had her ass in the air exposing my thick dick filling her pussy and exposing her tiny ass hole. I being the fucker that I am, reach over to the locker and get out some lub. I put some on my thumb and start to lub her ass as I keep pounding her pussy. Her moans get louder legs start to quiver when.... I stick my thumb into her ass hole. All the shaking stops, not a sound to be heard from her but I continue to pound her cunt with my thumb in her hole. She eventually gets back to the enjoyment of being drilled by a thick dick even with my thumb up her ass. I decided to see what her reaction would be by stuffing my second thumb up her hole. Up I shoved it. I could feel her flinching when it first went in but she was hardly distracted with the enjoyment of a big cock inside her. I feel her legs starting to shake and her, noise, that was coming from her getting louder and instead of bringing her to an other climax, I do the dick and pull out of her cunt. I squeezed a bit of the lub onto the head of my dick and start to stuff it into her ass hole. She didn't object so I thought to myself " this is some night". I've been with quite a lot of women and only once have I ever gotten anal from someone and she was an old bar fly (not my finest hour). I squeezed the shaft of my dick which made the head much harder and easier to force it in but as I pushed her hips would go forward as well, making it almost impossible to penetrate her ass. I turn her on her back and try from this angle. I grab the shaft of my dick with one hand and put the tip of my cock onto her ass hole.....and forced her hole to take it ...it worked...Her tiny hole finally parted. The head of my dick disappearing. To see the pain on Marie's face as I cracked it open. She wasn't making it too easy for me, or herself, by squeezing her ass. I just worked with what I had, millimetre by millimetre. I was getting deeper into her, one mm back, two mm deeper. By the expression on her face I was just waiting for her to say " no more " but she never did. At this stage I had about half of my dick buried into her. I was now getting her loosened. I was sliding in and out of her and every time getting deeper into her. I started to flick and rub her clit, getting more of my dick up her ass. Not long after getting her clit to harden, my cock was fully buried. It was really tight but I was sliding out the length and back into her balls slapping her ass cheeks. I could see by her face, that she was getting int it. Well some of the time. Her facial expressions would go from pleasure, to pain but the pain was becoming less frequent. I noticed that some lube had gathered at the base of my dick and I could see  some of her shit mixed with it, so being the ass hole that I am, I pulled out of her ass and crawled up to her and hung my dick over her face. She didn't hesitate and took me in her mouth. She wasn't getting anywhere close to her shit so I rubbed what I could down and onto my balls. I then pull my throbbing dick out of her mouth and I hovered the balls over her and she obliged. She was like a cat the way she was licking them. She sucked the both of them into her mouth, her tongue flicking all the time and at the same time she's wanking me. She opens her mouth, pulls out my balls and starts to squeeze them. She was squeezing my balls using her thumb and index finger. She would squeeze one then....pop....my ball would shoot out of her grip. Grab it again... pop.... Her grip was getting stronger, the flick of my ball was getting more violent and at the same time she was sucking my dick, I was really enjoying this, so much so I was about to shoot my load. I put my hand behind her head shoving my cock deep into her mouth. I waited for the gagging,  pulled out and before she even got a chance to breathe, I rammed my dick deep down her throat when ....boom...my first shot of cum into her. She was gagging even before I gave her a shot, but adding some cum  she almost passed out. Her eyes were eyes of shock, like something happened but what. It seemed like she was coughing, gagging, trying to catch her breath all at the same time. There was cum dripping and hanging out of that massive nose. I pulled out of her mouth and started to wank myself and the second load shot on her hair and I drained the last emptying my cum on her boobs. We'd meet up and have some fun every so often and even went away for 3 nights to a real party city hotel, stag and hen parties, and that 3 nights really turned her into the slag she is now. .... I'll tell you that story another time....Hope you enjoyed

My girlfriend is the best little slut I could dream of. The word "no" really doesn't exist in the bedroom. She fucks (and squirts) like a demon, takes all kinds of rough abusive sex, I spit on her face and slap her, cum up her ass, give her piss enemas, sometimes I piss in her mouth, choke her out, tie her up, etc... She'll even eat my dirty asshole (and I mean dirty like it obviously smells like shit and needs to be washed and she'll dig in with her tongue like it's Baskin & Robbins). She has even told me that she wants to be fucked by a dog and gangbanged.

These are all things I'm sure will happen at some time in the future but my question is, what would YOU do with such a girl? I'm looking for inspiration here.

I fucking hate anime. I'm not talking about hentai, that's just cartoon porn with giant breasts and less-than-consensual tentacle action. Nothing wrong there.

I hate anime. And I'm so tired of pretending to not hate it just to appease nerds. I mean, why the fuck does every single one feature a fucking ten year old saving the world and/or a plot that requires mushrooms and copious notes to follow?

I won't ask why the Japanese like anime, they're all nucking futs. And I get why pedos dig it, but why the fuck do so many ugly girls and bicurious fanboys eat this shit up? Is it because all the dudes are drawn like David fucking Bowie? And why must I be denied quality cartoons on Adult Swim in favor of this shit every Saturday night? And what's the deal with airplane food?!

-end rant-

I just found out something about myself. Being nude in the open really turns me on.

I got out of the shower; dried myself off. I forgot to bring my boxer briefs in the shower/bathroom with me. Not wanting to put dirty clothes back on I walk to my room butt naked. I live in a house of 6 (including 2 cousins that are women). I've never done this before because it isn't odd for one of them to be out because I have to pass the kitchen to get back to my room (even at 2 in the morning). I know no one is out there because I can't hear anyone. I leave the bathroom with my stuff; butt naked and head to my room. As I'm walking naked pass the kitchen I start getting a little turned on. I can feel my dick and my heart getting really excited. As I enter my room the door to my younger cousins room opens. It's pretty dark but the light in my room lights up the whole hallway. So for sure I know she saw me. Once I close the door I am really fucking turned on. Not because my cousin saw me naked, just being naked in public was really getting to me.

I wait awhile for my cousin to go back into her room. Once I know she's in there I go to the laundry room to get my dry clothes (still butt naked). That whole walk really fucking turned me on. Being outside naked is fucking awesome too. Our laundry room is outside in the garage. So while I'm getting my clothes out, I'm fucking really digging in. Don't have a hard on but I've got a good chub going on. I want to further my rush. Only thing I could think of was walk down my drive way. Get to the bottom of the drive way, kind of linger for awhile. 1 car drives by and I can hear 2 girls go WOOOOOOO. They could of been ugly, hot, old, deformed, men who sounded like women or cats. Shit turned me on. Went inside, jerked off and wrote my first post to you.

I confess that I want to hire someone to beat the crap out of my pervy father sometimes.

I realize that there's a lot of you who are into incest and crap. This read won't appeal to you, then.

I'm the daughter of a single man. I know guys have urges. But NO THANKS, I do not want to fucking hear about how some GIRL on TV is fucking hot as hell, I don't need you to audibly approve of every scantily clad whore on the television, and next time that he checks out one of my teenage friends, I am going to FUCKING THROW THE FUCK UP. I'm tired of hearing "What? She's legal/almost legal". As a daughter, hearing her audibly perverted father scoping out some girl her age (or lower), that's vomit inducing. If I'm checking out some middle aged guy, at least I keep that shit to myself. I don't need to know what he'd like to do to ANY woman. I don't want to hear him joke with his retarded work buddies about Barely Legal is a great skin mag. IT'S NOT FUCKING OKAY, ALRIGHT? IT GROSSES ME THE FUCK OUT. Maybe some chicks dig that from their fathers. I certainly don't. I'm going to fucking hurl next time I hear that crap. I don't need to hear about you talking about jerking off, or your porn preferences either. I realize that you need a son to discuss this shit with, but I don't want to hear it.

That's just fucking gross. I'd rather jerk off Steve Buscemi. And that's pretty fucking bad.

ok, so here's me last night. i'm smoking with some buds o' mine in the pad. it's my buddy linus (yes his real name) sittin with me on the couch trying to get as much burned as possible before the sun comes back up and my other friend hanging on the computer trying to get some slut from reno to meet up. i got a solid stone goin and i completely forget that linus is even there. i'm melting into the couch when i hear "i'll suck your cock if you want." now i'm still riding my fourth blunt since my first so i'm not even sure i even heard something. i look at linus and ask him, "did you say something?" he just shakes his head. nuh uh.
so i'm like ok. whatever. i get up for a drink and ask him he wants a beer. he says yeah. my homie on the computer doesn't even hear me ask. so i get back to melting down when linus definitely whispers. "i'll suck your cock if you want."

so i'm just stunned by that one. linus is a geek, no doubt. on that same note so am i. he's fit one of those baby face dudes chicks dig.

i just heard suck my cock. i just nodded. so he busts it out and just goes for it. i'm not saying nothing just cause what the fuck do you say at a time like that? his head starts bobbin on it and i actually think, "why doesn't my lady suck this good?" i can't help it i start getting all into it and shit.

i've got my hands on his head pulling his hair, i got that slow thrust going on that you get when you're getting great head. i just get hypnotized by his breathing. he's going to town, but my dick hasn't left his mouth. so he's breathing heavy through his nose and it sounds like he's gonna bust before i do.

right when i think that, i start dumping my nuts in linus mouth. he just kinda waits there a second. my dick pumping. he's not moving. he's holding his breath.

then i hear a gulp. he goes back to chillin on the couch. and i'm just like. what the fuck dude. that was too good.

I fucking hate anime. And I'm so tired of pretending to not hate it just to appease nerds. I mean, why the fuck does every single one feature a fucking ten year old saving the world and/or a plot that requires mushrooms and copious notes to follow? I won't even ask why the Japanese like it, they're all nucking futs. And I get why pedos dig it, but why the fuck do so many ugly girls and bicurious fanboys eat this shit up? Is it because all the dudes are drawn like David fucking Bowie? And why must I be denied quality cartoons on Adult Swim in favor of this shit every Saturday night? And what's the deal with airplane food?! -end rant-

I confess that this site was good a long time ago now you cant even go from one page to another without seeing some retard eating shit or pissing in someones mouth then you have that massivecams bitch trying to make this a fag site by uploading tons of fags jerking off. This site is shit now thanks to the admins "I dont care what is uploaded attitude" which I can dig up to a certain point but its now way past that point with all the dumb fucking shit that is uploaded.

COLLEGE DAYS

I REMEMBER WHEN I WAS IN COLLEGE MY FRIEND AND I USE TO COLLECT EACH OTHERS SHIT IN A CONTAINER IN OUR DORM. ONE DAY I HAD AWAKEN TO A WARM SENSATION IN MY STOMACH, RIGHT THEN AND THERE I KNEW I HAD THE SHITS. SO I CLIMBED OUT OF BED AND MADE MY WAY DOWN THE HALL INTO THE LADIES ROOM. TO MY SURPRISE MY CLASSMATE SASHA WAS IN THE BATHROOM AS WELL TAKING WHAT SEEMED TO ME LIKE A HARDY SHIT. SHE LOOKED AT ME LIKE A DEER IN HEAD LIGHTS, I LOOKED AT HER WITH A SMILE. I SMILED ONLY BECAUSE I WANTED TO LICK HER ASS CLEAN AFTER THAT HARDY SHIT I WITNESSED. BUT MY SHIT WAS CROWNING AN IN NO WAY COULD I JUST STAND THERE ANY LONGER, SO I SAT ON THE TOILET NEXT TO SASHA AND BEGAN TO EXPLODE SHIT OUT OF MY ASSHOLE. OH HOW GOOD IT FELT. SASHA THAN REACHED FOR THE TOILET PAPER AND I SLAPPED HER HAND AWAY, I STARTED TO POINT TO MY TONGUE; SHE KNEW WHAT THAT MEANT. I STUCK MY FACE IN HER CHEEKS AND BEGAN DIGGING IN HER ASSHOLE WITH MY TONGUE AS THOUGH THERE WAS MORE INSIDE. MMMM HER SHIT EVEN TASTED HARDY.

ONCE HER ASSHOLE WAS CLEANED I ASKED SASHA FOR HELP GETTING MY SHIT OUT OF THE TOILET, AT THE TIME I WAS SO FOCUSED ON CLEANING SASHA'S ASSHOLE I ALMOST FORGOT THAT I NEEDED TO SHIT IN A BAG INSTEAD; I ONLY GO INTO THE BATHROOM REALLY JUST FOR THE SMELL. SASHA AGREED TO HELP ME, I REMEMBER TELLING HER TO HANDLE IT WITH CARE BUT SHE REALLY WAS NOT GOOD AT LISTENING, I SLAPPED HER WITH MY BROWN HAND SHE RUINED MY SHIT AND MADE WHAT WOULD HAVE BEEN AN EASY JOB INTO A HARD AND DIRTY ONE. THERE WAS SHIT EVERYWHERE.

I confess the more I learn about cops. The more I despise them. You do everything you can to obey the law these fucking police love to profile certain people. The police did not help me with a neighbor problem who was harassing me. They kept letting their friends park on my property & letting their pets shit in my yard & wouldn't keep they're
contained in their yard. They ended up in a screaming match with a little help from the dirty cops they file false harassment charges on me!. I was found guilty based on lies told by my neighbors. I just really despise police officers & after how my neighbor, i wouldn't allow my neighbor to allow their to roam freely in my yard digging holes to get a some my other neighbors have. These bastards done this to cause me all these problems, this has caused me to lose hours from my job which I can lose over this false accusations. The police would not help enforce the laws to get these assholes to stop bothering me or messing up my property. I was found guilty based on hear say & no actual proof from the DA office had nothing to go on yet they manage to still find me guilty from the utter hell this asshole neighbor is putting me threw!.

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