I love my wildly inappropriate mother-in-law. One moment we're talking about how the things my wife wants in her new computer renders it a unicorn hunt, next thing you know we're talking about unicorn horn dildos. And now I wonder, but am feeling rather indolent, does such a thing exist? Obviously not actual unicorn, unless there's something I should know...
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Wow, that was almost a sentence. Can we all just stop and appreciate how a coward hiding behind the shield of anonymity almost used proper grammar. I think this calls for a celebration, break out the champagne! Also, it is sex toy closet, not just dildos you under-educated, inbred, sister-plowing hick.