my mum uses my amazon account for her kindle but she doesn't know that i get an email receipt when she downloads a book and lately she has been downloading a lot of erotic novels, very hot erotic novels. i didn't think my mum could be this horny and as you can guess this made me very horny too. i loved to read all the stories that she was reading too about gangbangs, first time anal and lesbian, fucking black men with big cocks and all the other crazy sex that makes her so horny. i knew she had to be masterbating with her fingers at least when she read them but curiosity got the better of me and when she was at work i went into her room and looked in her drawers and there it was sitting in plane view a nice pink dildo (obviously it was being well used) my dick went rock hard i picked it up to get a better look and it was coated in her dry pussy juice. i took it to my room lay out on the bed and pulled my cock like there was no tomorrow at the same time i licked all the dry juices off. i came all over my hand then rubbed my cum all over her dildo and put it back in her room. now every time i get a email receipt about another book she downloads i smile thinking that she is sliding her dildo coated in my cum in and out of her pussy tring to make herself cum and has no idea what i did

10 years ago I found out I had a daughter that I never knew about. Like me her Mom is a practicing sex addict, I assuming still is and she is probably the same. I saw a photo of her in a pool with a strap on on. She is aware that I love lingerie and enjoy wearing hose and such. She was hoping I was gay, she has lots of guy gay friends. Anyhoot, she is in her mid 20's and hot as hell and I really want to make love to her. I can't get it out of my head. We are visiting this week and are planing to dose some cid and I had had dreams that I "dress" up for her. Should I tell her I lust for her or let it go and go fuck myself?

"Cause I'm leaving on a jet plane. Don't know when I'll be back again" Had my astronaut suit on was all strapped in my pilot's seat but couldn't blast off until I filled the tank with some rocket fuel. Then I heard "T minus 10" and I INSTANTLY summoned William T Kirk and prepared to "BOLDLY GO WHERE NO MAN HAS GONE BEFORE" Pussy eating marathon. Bout time we reached "The Final Frontier" 3 and a half hours had passed. She was all about done but my crew member had just stood up to salute her so the voyage continued for another 3 hours. 

Took a facial right on the plane, she got totally naked 🤣

Confession: And this is just that, not much to respond to but some of you might get a kick out of it. I spent 6 hrs in the airport yesterday and after watching plane load after plane load of cockteasing sluts while I was killing time making laps, I found myself in the right spot at the right time. I had already passed this Dad, Mom and daughter a few times and couldn't take it anymore. No idea her age but she looked to be maybe college age. So no sick fucks, if you were hoping I'd say something different, move on. A petite brunette, nice C cups,, too small of a halter top and while they were jean shorts,, they were very small and her ass cheeks were literally hanging out. You know, the look of the college freshman after her first year of becoming a complete whore. I found myself passing them in a practically empty section and was eye fucking what I assumed to be the daughter as they approached and instinct just took over. I knew it could be a risk of a scene and getting into a fight but any Dad that let's his daughter dress like a piece of meat, is a complete pussy anyway and the mom, likely a secret whore herself. So, I just blurted out "excuse me" as we got close and put my hand up in kind of a stop motion. They all stopped and Dad was right next to me, followed by the mom and daughter. I asked "Is this your daughter?" Looking at the parents then over the slut and looked her up and down. Lol. In unison both of them said yes to which I immediately said "thank you". They were confused as fuck and the mom said "What? Thank us for what?". I glanced to see a large mass of people coming as she was saying this as a plane apparently just started offloading nearby then I hit them with it. The timing was just to perfect and we were all pointed in the right directions. Them against the oncoming crowd and me with the direction the crowd was going. So I said it. "Thank you for letting your daughter dress like a piece meat so all of us to have something to look at". Eye fucking her as I said it and completely ignoring the parents and immediately followed by saying directly to the whore "Good girl slut". This all happened fast and none of them could even comprehend what just happened or what was said. The slut, staring wide eyed, mouth open. The parents, lips moving, slightly stammering trying to form some kind of verbal response but nothing came out as I instantly started walking away and purposely maneuvering left to right around people so I'd quickly be lost in the crowd. LOL, I walked to the other end of the airport and never saw them again. Funny as fuck.

My name is Mr. Gas. You've probably met me. I'm in Sales/Marketing for a large company. I'd admit that over the years I've become quite bored with my life. One night, I ate something horrific. I got into the elevator and I couldn't even make it back to the hotel room in time and let a HUGE fart rip because whatever I ate certainly didn't agree with my stomach. I looked up and PRAYED that the elevator would go all the way to the 10th floor but, no dice... it stopped on 7 and an elderly couple got on with me. I watched in the reflection of the doors and could tell they were almost gagging. I felt so bad.

Since that situation I've been changing my diet to include foods that will without a doubt give me the worst gas possible.

Here are the places I've let it go and ended up causing a massive panic (in some cases):

1. Shopping Center
2. Mall
3. JC Penney's (they had to clear out an entire department)
4. My car...accidentally, I had to hold my breath because my windows don't roll down and I was stuck in rush hour traffic. I looked over at a couple next to me and turned blue and they couldn't figure out what was wrong but it was SO bad in my car that I almost had to jump out even if we were doing 5mph.
5. Wendy's, people evacuated the building, including employees
6. Carpool, we pulled over and got out for several minutes. I blamed the driver's dog but I think they knew it was me.
7. Starbucks
8. Chipotle, I had loaded up on beans!
9. Office Buildings are PERFECT
10. I once had a "medical emergency" after I took the hugest shit I've ever taken in my life in an office building's public restroom. Shit was all over the place and I couldn't STOP. I must have been quite constipated because it just kept coming, I felt SO ashamed.

...and lastly, an airplane which is my favorite because NO ONE can go ANYWHERE! Last flight, even the Captain apologized to the entire crew and passengers due to the smell which they attributed to an electrical or issue with the plane, we were diverted to another airport and passengers were interviewed by the TSA and FBI.

I just can't stop, I can't help it, I don't want to help it.

I must be going, need to buy new underwear.

Toodles!

To the 'so called' Native American Indian who feels it is perfectly acceptable for Illegal Aliens to Not only be here ILLEGALLY, but (obviously) feels that they should be given the Key to the City, simply b/c they are Still here... What part of ILLEGAL do YOU Not get? Yes, other people came here, many years ago, and once it become a Settled Colony, there became Rules and Laws. There is a REASON why ALL nations have Laws and Rules, and regardless of whether You believe in them in or not, they MUST be followed! If you were to board a plane and go anywhere outside the USA, YOU would be expected to Follow the Laws and Rules of wherever you are. This is the 2013, and the Laws regarding Immigration have been in place, in this Country, for MANY years! BOTH sets of my Grandparents came here, to the USA, and when they boarded the ships that brought them here, they came through Ellis Island...knowing that there may be chance that they would NOT be accepted, and knowing that, they would have LEFT if they had been refused entry to this country. Thankfully, they were accepted, and they the Minute they got here, they LEARNED TO SPEAK ENGLISH! They did NOT expect ANYONE to learn Their language! They Immediately got JOBS...they did NOT expect Anyone to support them (be it in food, rent, etc). They felt that by accepting Assistance, it would be demeaning, and would make them appear weak and unable to get to their "Dream" of being a Self Supporting AMERICAN! You see, here's the difference...These ILLEGALS are NOT interested in being AMERICANS, the way my Grandparents were. For my Grandparents, that was the Ultimate dream come true...to BE an American...NOT an Italian American, or a Canadian American, or a German American...JUST an American! However, with these Illegals, they don't give a flying a Fuck about being an American...they are simply here SUCKING THE TEAT of Americans, and DRAINING us DRY! They have NO American Pride (note All the Mexican flags in their illegal cars, hanging from their mirror). As for them wanting to work...the vast majority of them send their earnings BACK to family members in THEIR own country...(Meaning: they are NOT spending it HERE to keep OUR economy going)! And, as their driving Illegally (no insurance, no registration). WHO do you think picks up the tab when these Illegals have car accidents? WE DO! (be it in the form of OUR insurance rates going up, or in the medical services that are needed that They can't pay for, b/c they are NOT insured). WAKE UP, Chief Foot in your Mouth! The fact that you claim to be a Native American, means nothing...you are supposed to be AMERICAN! And, when some group of people are Destroying America, then ALL Americans' need to band together and PROTECT America! But, maybe your brain just doesn't get that... So, when YOU have to start learning to speak Spanish, I hope you remember this conversation...b/c even then, your status won't mean Shit!

So I got fucked in the ass by my coworker today and his balls slaping against pussy made me super wet.

We work on planes, so the windows were open it was dark and the door to the plane door was open. It was so exciting just the fact anyone could drive or walk over and see us. His cock was so nice pounding my ass and the feeling of his big balls slapping my pussy was amazing I want more so bad. I want more balls deep pounding too, he fucked my ass so good my pussy was drooling. All I can do now is masturbate to the memory and hope it happens again.