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26 Sep 2025 5:54AM
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"Cause I'm leaving on a jet plane. Don't know when I'll be back again" Had my astronaut suit on was all strapped in my pilot's seat but couldn't blast off until I filled the tank with some rocket fuel. Then I heard "T minus 10" and I INSTANTLY summoned William T Kirk and prepared to "BOLDLY GO WHERE NO MAN HAS GONE BEFORE" Pussy eating marathon. Bout time we reached "The Final Frontier" 3 and a half hours had passed. She was all about done but my crew member had just stood up to salute her so the voyage continued for another 3 hours. 

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