Some call me a troll. Some call me a bot. Some say I'm not myself.

I am happy to report that I have been trolling the live pages for hours and found little or no illegal activity tonight. You can all go to bed with your minds at ease. See you tomorrow night. I think you all know who I am. Just quietly watching.

Seeking Modded Camera to buy:

Recently this video was posted

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See Through Perving With IR Camera

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In my efforts towards this endeavor, I soon learned that I don't know dick about cameras and sank a couple hundred dollars into taking them apart and having them not turn back on. Those tiny ribbon cables are too complex for my bumbling troll hands and plus, I really don't know what the "ir blocking lens" looks like anyways. Could somebody do it for me? No seriously, I will pay. If somebody can produce a sample of video with similar quality and offer me the same camera for sale, I will buy it. I'm just putting this out there for anyone who's camera savvy and looking to make a few hundred bucks.

so there literally just the same troll on hear for days now commenting and trying to ruin people's posts because he's got no life and nothing better to do so look out

I confess this picture tripped me out.
Alpha-Omega

CEO and Founder of PETT (People for Ethical Treatment of Trolls)

Creater of the Faptastic Four

I confess to excessive troll'n

I confess I'm hurting and confused. Maybe you can help me out without the usual "got pics" and other sexual responses. Please try not to troll either. Imagine this:

You fall for a girl when you were trying not to, and you're really sure she falls for you in tandem. After a period of deep flirting, she admits she took back her ex-boyfriend because her friends guilt tripped her, and she didn't want to do it, and she's trapped in a bad situation and drowning.

Flirting continues, and intensifies. The l-word looms on the horizon until she turns around and says she has no feelings for you, and she's sorry. A week of emotional hell goes by after she stops talking to you. You start healing for a few days until she contacts you again. She starts flirting again before she says sorry, she's in love with that guy she said she has no emotional or sexual feelings toward, and not to contact her again.

Oh, and she misinterprets your depression for suicidal feelings. She drops a few more messages and threatens to send the cops over just to make sure I'm alive.

Two to three weeks pass before she drops an email offering to talk, saying she set up a new fake email account, giving the name. What the fuck is she doing to me? I fell for her, and she hurt me three times. I'm not completely over her and I don't want to talk to her. I also want to talk to her so fucking bad it hurts.

I am sure that here, somebody post some "copy and past" thread from other sites!I have the proof!

Retarded morons done this!

And a DUMBASS TROLL waste his time in giving some English grammar lessons to anybody who don't care!

And also, some niggers here are masturbating and cuming gallons when looking at your blond an naked girlfriends!

I confess I drank a bunk of Mickey's Malt Liquor and now I'm trolling your threads!

Why do I have to troll here hour after hour, day after day, night after night to find one decent upload? Where is the Motherless of yesterday?

here's a feature request. How about a feature that allows us to delete comments on our own posts? So many posts are taken over by trolls and it would be so much nice to just be able to delete troll posts.

Just a random question.

Alot of posts on the confession section seem to be about black people being submissive to white people or just straight up racist shit. Is that some kind of fetish I am not aware of or is it just some troll like devil whatever. It get's really annoying having it be an 8th of the posts there quite frankly since they are barely more than a sentence or two.

If it's a big thing can't we just make a sub forum for that? Don't know if I am asking to much or being to sensitive for this site but I am new so spare me :P.

Picture unrelated just felt like including something :P.

i'm responsible for roughly 70% of troll topics in the last 4 months.
can you stop me?

I confess I am THE TROLL.

I dont know about you guys..
but most of the time im in motherless..
i aint here to whack off or something
im pretty much in the confessions page reading troll comments! LOL

i confess Motherless is NOT the cesspool of the internet. Tumblr is.
this place suffers from trolls, not dumbasses (for the most part). but Tumblr on the otherhand...

To the narcissistic douche-bag who keeps posting the troll-rage anti Motherless rants

When my wife is away on business I troll the parks and suck off as many guys as I can find.

I confess. After a long sleepless night of fixing up a laptop, downloading and installing the .iso - passing it over to the now 'functioning' laptop, from a Linux system, downloading all the drivers. The Ethernet controller without internet was definitely the most fun part.
Getting all the basic stuff in check and out of the way, of course remembering how shit m$ was and thanking the heavens I got out of that mindless, self-indulging piece of shit most people naively claim is technology.

At around six O'clock in the morning I was just plain bored and too tiered to concentrate and virtually cause some chaos on Battlefield 3. So I thought I'd maybe indulge into a little Omegele trolling(yes, I was that bored and shattered beyond imagination). Of course this led from .gif to .gif and then to .jpgs (the standard shit)
After about twenty seconds of cock, cock, cock and more spineless characters, some random chicks appeared. And even though the idea of them complying to the 'Instant Win' it just felt wrong. Which is rather strange because my no - noes are only teens or younger and scat. But that just felt completely desperate and I wasn't even really bothered to get a eyeful of anything, I mean; cummon ... there is porn EVERYWHERE online - why 'work' for it.
I came to the same conclusion as every time I end up on that bullshit site. I see too much cock, which is not a pleasant site, was still bored shitless and hating that place as always, for some unknown reason I still drift on there from time to time.

In conclusion. If you do indeed feel the need to do this sort of stuff, maybe the urge. It is the probably the most desperate thing you could ever do - that of course, if you are really trying to see some tits.

Go to a hooker, pay her, her soon to be well earned money. Get that stress out of your body and dedicate your time to something more productive in life that just aimlessly trolling people who already are bored senseless anyway.

Or

You could just do what we all do, have done and probably very soon; will be doing again.
Get out of the house - alone, or with friends, that's your choice - go to a bar/pub/club... have a beverage of your liking and talk to someone who tickles your fancy.
Because, at least for me ... It's just much much easier to come here, or any other site with COPIOUS amounts of FREE porn, choose something that gets your rocks off and do your thing. And not spend endless hours wasting time, siving through cocks, loops, people who are not stupid to fall for these old tricks. Oh, did I mention more cocks too ...

That's it.

Let's get something a bit more profound going here.

I wanna hear your opinions on:

Homosexuals/ality

Race/Racism

And Sexism/Feminism/Misogyny

Don't come along just to bash me or one of the subjects. Give a reason. You support/like it, tell us why. You don't, tell us why, and give a better reason than "because being gay is unnatural./insert ignorant answer here." Use some intelligence. Argue your point. Tell people why you're right and they're wrong, get informed. Don't come here just be a moron, troll or general douchecunt.

Chatter away!

Hello! Confession and seeking Advice!

Help, I'm having trouble lasting "long" in bed.

I tend to go through "phases" where I can as last long as 15-30mins, and sometimes ~10mins. These phases can range from a month or two.

I'm 25 y/o 5'9 150lbs. Not in the -best- shape but I do exercise about twice a week and tend to eat on the healthier side, i.e not a lot of junk food.

I do tend to masturbate once a day if I do not have sex that day.

Some stories for context:
After breaking up with my girlfriend of 4years (towards the end i was having trouble lasting long) I've had around 3 one night stands, and all 3 times I lasted well over 20mins. One times we had been drinking, which i find helps.

I was recently dating this girl, we've been together for around 2 years now and in the beginning we were having sex almost 4-5 times a week. But recently its been cut down to around 1-2 times a week because of schedule. In recent times it has been harder for me to last longer than 10mins.

I guess I'm wondering if you guys have had any insight on any exercises or maybe food to avoid or other suggestions :D

tldr, I sometimes can last long, sometimes I can't, it comes in phases lasting around 1-2months, if feels random. insight, suggestions, comments, me toos, trolls?

Thanks for your time!

I confess I have been increasingly bored with the confessions on here. Whereas there were far more interesting arguments and debates and other confessions not too long ago, it seems to have degenerated into "I want to fuck a little girl" and variations of it. There is also the racism run rampant as well as the trolls finally getting under my skin. If it weren't for some actual friends and a few other decent people, I would close this account. I won't be following or replying to this thread after I submit it.

I confess it's been pretty slim pickins around here lately, and I am trolling everyday.

I confess... I bait honest, hardworking, decent men who troll craigslist for random ass into waiting around at 7-11 for 45 minutes thinking I'll show up to give them a handjob, but I never, ever do. I do this because I am a man, a lonely man, and I have been rejected by local sluts on craigslist (and two actual bona fide whores.) You see, every time a girl rejects me, I use her pictures to do this for a couple weeks so that her ads start getting flagged as fake and she can't get dick and presents all the time. Gotta be careful, though, one time I used the same girl's pics for three months straight because I kept falling for my own ad. What can I say, bitch was fine?

But, I've spent a couple of years on this racket and I've gotten a LOOOOT of dick pics, so I just wanted to ask... why do so many guys' dicks look the same? Sometimes even the EXIF data is the same.

"Soapbox"...so, random stuff here -
(1) Lindsay Lohan's Playboy shoot was so, well, "who cares?"
(2) I can't believe anything still exists in bitmap form. So annoying when I find great bitmap pictures posted here that are in...um...BITMAP!
(3) Still fucking hate anyone and everyone that posts a ton of videos that are 10 seconds long.
(4) Always open to "waah, stop whining" responses, so feel free to bring that on (it's a conundrum, isn't it? Either you respond to the latter with some crappy, anonymous, negative response, or just let it go. Decisions, decisions.)
(5) Not a troll. :-)

Meanwhile here's the final boss be like trolling this site.

I believe internet feminazis (i.e. tumblr) are horrible trolls that are as shitty for the image of liberals, and the same way, that Fox News, Ann Coulter, Rush, Michael Savage, Alex Jones are terrible for the image of real reasonable conservatives...shit is toxic

Trolls are on the board tonight.

When I post something so laughably fake that it doesn't even warrant one moment of serious consideration, and you STILL feel the need to respond with a big analytical disertation about exactly how and why it's fake, you are the most pathetic kind of troll bait there is.

Since it's payday and you're on this site for freaks, you may be interested to know that you can make your own sex doll for under 200 dollars... You can buy mannequins on ebay for around 80-100 dollars. You can buy a fleshlight for 25-40 dollars and stick it between the mannequins legs. Ones that have a vagina texture on the outside are especially useful.

For breasts, look at something called the Un-Bra. Silicone sticky pads that feel good to squeeze and they'll stick to your doll forever. You can find them used, meaning fresh off some girl's small tit's...

For ass, find a pair of padded panties with a soft squeezable butt part.

Now comes the fun part. You can buy used women's workout clothes, which are good for helping the doll stay together. You can easily get a hot girl's sports bra and tiny shorts for 10 or 15 dollars total. Feel free to shop around and find used panties, socks, whatever.

You're capturing a piece of all those girl's souls... And putting it into a sex doll. That you can keep in your closet or wherever.. Think about how much more the other sex dolls cost.

You could probably even buy those fake breast sex toys and use those. The possibilities are endless. Just look at ebay.

If you really have money, you could even buy things like cheerleader uniforms and high heels. Yes I'm a perv. Yes I have no life.. No need to troll.. This is good information!

Is there any way we can get rid of the people who use this board, as a second report button?

I mean there is a lot of stuff on this site I don't like; but it doesn't effect me if I don't click on it. However to read the message board I have to scroll passed all the Moralfags. This interferes with my enjoyment of the message board; and it leads people to tune out from the boards who end up missing education of the operation of this site.

Motherless bans ip addresses of people who post illegal stuff all the time; I think Motherless should be banning moralfags who repeatedly misuse the "report" button and misuse this board.
By allowing them (the moralfags) to propagate the moralfags create more work for this sites admins. The admins then run the risk of getting over worked, and make errors (this has already happened).

Motherless already has a "Report" button, and a "Take Down" form; and people can already vote for what they like or don't like, with they're view count.

Moralfags are lower then Trolls, and we really should be concentrating them from the human race; not encouraging them to have the same social liberties as we do.

Is it just me, or does anyone else find it becoming steadily more rare to see an actually attractive woman on this site, much less a hot one.  I realize there are always going to be your standard trolls who simply post things to deflate boners.  Everyone needs a hobby.  However my feed typically consists of someone's grandmother, or something along those lines.  I get it, there's beauty in everyone and blah blah blah.  Please, to any troll out there, respond with something witty. I can't wait

I already posted the story about the very first sexual encounter I had with my stepsister, so this will be sort of a part 2. If you missed part 1, You'll need to read it for context: https://mlos.pika777.eu.org/V3B0B9AC

So after that first night messing around with my stepsister and her friend (whom shall be called Britney), I wasn't really expecting anything else after that. Now, we didn't have the house to ourselves very often at the start of all this, so the sexual fun was just ever so often at the time which honestly made it more exciting. It was like 3 or 4 days after that first night when we had the house all to ourselves for the entire weekend. Britney was staying the night again, and she invited 3 or 4 other people. We were getting pretty sloppy drunk and ended up hanging out and talking in the hot tub at the community pool.

We were all in the hot tub playing some drinking game and as I'm sitting next to my stepsis, she just starts rubbing my dick through my shorts. The bubbles are going pretty hard in the hot tub and it was pretty dark too so I was just like enjoying it, although I remember not wanting the other people there to see. I still saw the whole thing as taboo and something that people would think was weird and creepy, but we weren't blood related, so I wasn't saying no hah. So I'm getting really horny as she is playing with my dick so I slid my hand down her bikini bottoms and started rubbing her pussy, which was hotter and wetter than the damn hot tub we were in. Britney then says loudly for everyone to hear, "Do yall have your hands down each others pants?" I was instantly mortified lol. I didn't know what to say, but without missing a beat, my stepsister says, "Yeah?" which makes everyone burst into laughter. So I just laughed too, and thankfully there were no more questions about it.

We were at the pool for a little while longer before we said bye to everyone and walked back home. Since britney was spending the night at our place again my mind was just racing wondering what kind of escapades were going to go down that night? My stepsis and britney start getting ready to shower together, and they keep teasing me asking if I want to come rub them down. And as they say it, they are touching and rubbing each others tits and pussies while still wearing their bikinis. Door gets slammed in my face and they laugh, so I'm knocking and asking, "Pleaseeeee. Can I come in?" And the door opens one more time, but they are both fully naked and holding each other. It was so hot, but twas a troll, and they close the door on me again. The teasing and playing around like this was always fun though.

Our bathroom was right next to our bedroom so I can hear them talking and laughing and when they shut the water off they tell me they have a surprise for me, but I have to go into the living room until everything is ready. I still think they are trying to troll me so I'm in the living room for maybe 10 minutes before I yell back to them asking if they are just fucking with me, but they tell me they are ready. I open the bedroom door and see they have covered the floor in towels but they are both inside our closet. Stepsis tells me they are going to give me a massage, so I have to undress and lay down on my stomach. Once I do that they come out but I'm not allowed to peek at them, they say.

The lighting is dim but not dark and I feel my stepsis laying her body on top of mine, and she feels naked and very slippery. I was like wtf, that feels good. So she is rubbing her body on mine, sliding and grinding, and she tells me to flip over onto my back. I thought she was completely naked, but as I flipped over, I see she has on these skin tight, sheer pantyhose with no top on and her whole body is dripping with baby oil. Brit plops down next to me, and she's telling stepsis to get on top of her and, "do me, do me, do me." she kept saying. And she is wearing this one piece bathing suit/lingerie type shit, also fully drenched in oil. They both may as well not be wearing anything, because I can see both of their goodies...So stepsis gets on top of brit, who is face down, and I'm just watching her grind and slide her pussy up against britneys plump, wet ass. I've been rock hard at this point, but still had boxer briefs on. I take those off and start rubbing the oil all over myself while I watch them.

Their pussies looked so plump and juicy because that thin material they were wearing mixed with all the oil was giving them perma camel toes. I tell stepsis to lay down on her stomach and I start massaging her plump little ass and thighs. All that oil is kind of a mess, but visually, it just makes everything hotter, to me at least. I told them about a video I saw of a guy thigh fucking this oiled up beauty, and that I wanted to try it. So I'm on my back and I get stepsis to lay down on her back on top of me. I tell her to just squeeze her thighs together hard so that my dick is grinding against her pussy too, and omg it felt so damn good. I guess just the shape of her body with mine was a perfect fit because she starts moaning as I'm slowly but firmly sliding my cock between her thighs. And this girls pussy was just so juicy for a petite girl too, because her pussy lips were damn near wrapping around my cock everytime I would thrust up between her thighs.

I was already getting close to blowing my load, so I told her to get on top of me and grind that juicy pussy on my dick. I guess I'm leaving out details about britney, but the whole time this is going on, she is right there next to us and we are all touching and rubbing on each other, so she wasn't left out xD. I grab the bottle of oil and squeeze a bunch of it all down her tummy and on her pussy while shes grinding away. I told her I was getting close to exploding, but they are both saying they want to see all the cum shooting out of my cock, "like last timeee." brit says. So I ask britney if I can mount her, titty fuck her, and then unleash the fountain of cum all over her. She says she's never been titty fucked before, so I tell her it's easy when you have titties this big haha. So I'm on my knees, one on each side of her, and stepsis gets behind me and starts finger blasting britney. I grab onto those big oily beautys and smash them together, and my cock dissappears between them things lol. There was so much oil, it felt so good, and with her sexy moaning too, I wasn't lasting any longer. I told her I'm getting close and when I let go of her titties, my cock sprung straight up and was beat red, swollen and throbbing as I've never seen it. Stepsis was right there behind me, and she reaches around, pumps my throbbing cock 3 times, and I once again shoot so much fucking hot cum all over britney.

Forgot to mention right after I had asked her if I could titty fuck, she said, "Just don't cum on my face, you'll drown me!" lmao. Unfortunately, stepsis is reaching around from behind me, and she has my fully loaded cock aimed blindly! The first three pumps of cum hit her right in the face xD, but we didn't get any in her eyes! The rest of it was sprayed beautifully across her nipples and clevage. Her one piece swimsuit was pushed down and crumpled around her waist, and I guess stepsis had pulled the swimsuit to the side while she was fingering her but that was the first time I'd seen britney's bare naked pussy, and goddamn that thing was three times fatter/plumper than it looked through her swimsuit. I could die happy inside of some fat ass, plumped up pussy.

I confess I love reading the troll's relpies on everything!

i confess i'm on a mission to create hip words.
mission perameters: start a trend.

first word: GOOM
verb; acronym - Get Out Of Motherless
1) to be used to tell uncomfortable noobs and uptight prudes that Motherless is not where they should be. that this isnt the place for them. 2) an annoying word trolls are utterly defenseless against.

ex.
1)
noob prude - "wait wait what.. so he's her brother.. and she's sucking his DICK?! wtf sick!!"

natural Motherlesseur - "GOOM faggot"

2)
troll - "all (insert race) are ignorant racists that ruin this country!"

sensible Motherlesseur - "just GOOM and call it a day troll."

troll - *injects air into his veins via empty syringe and righteously dies*

I agree, Russian women are trolls.

originally i came here to wank to other peoples confessions, then i saw some pics, which led me to thinking about a girl i knew, so i figured id share.
i confess i never fucked this girl when i had the chance. i was 17, she was 15. i meet her and her friends at an amusement park. i ended up going out with her friend who ended up being a psycho. the whole time i was dating her friend, we would talk on msn. one night she asked me what my favorite color was, blue pink or black. i said blue and black. she ended up emailing me a picture of her in her panties, all 3 colors. she told me to delete them, but i had them saved on my email anyways.
i confess i deleted them when i started dating my current gf who goes through all my personal info, had she found the pictures, we would have split. i actually deleted all my porn cause of my current gf. i had like 14gbs of porn saved up for 6 years. i also confess to deleting all of it.
anyways, back to this girl. her name is ashley H. for security purposes. you could probably still find her with that little info, you guys are good like that haha. we kept in contact for a while after me and her friend broke up, but never really got together, mostly because she lived 3 hours away, and we had no way of reaching each other.
before when i used to know her, i dont think she realized how hot she was, which is killing me right now, cause shes a fuckign bomb shell now. i made some other accoutn on fb to add her and try and talk to her because she moved away to another province,and had i msged her via my fb, my gf would find it and so on.
ive thuoght about emailing her from my email, asking if she rememebrs me and the pics she sent me. reminding her i didnt send her any in return, and if she wanted to exchange again. id have to be pretty sly though so my gf doesnt find out.
from what i know she doesnt seem to sleep around much from what i can stalk, but i hope she does. she looks like a great whore.
quite frankly, i dont really care what some trolls might think about my rant about missing out on this girl, wether its real or not. it is to me, i just wanted to share is all. enjoy some pics, i'll see if i can recover my old email and deleted photos.
the pic attached is from when i used to know her. i'll add more pics of what she looks like now. hopefully one of you pervs know her.

So I used to have a best friend since high school. 15-16 years ago. A couple of years ago I told him about how I have had 3somes with my wife and a friend. And how I let my wife go out and date/fuck other guys from time to time. Not all the time, maybe 6 guys since we have been married. She lets me do whatever I want as well. Just as long as we are open and honest about it, I don't give a fuck.

So anyway, he used to be a great friend. Until I told him all about this. Now he wants to join in and get his wife involved as well. All he talks about now is pornos and sex, swinging, etc.

My wife wants nothing to do with him, he is gross and no where near what she finds attractive. Not only that, but his wife is a fat pig troll and I don't want to fuck her either. I have specifically told him over and over that We are not doing a wife swap or anything else. But he refuses to shut up about it. I can't talk to him about anything anymore because all he does it switch the conversation to sex and perverted stuff now...

Anyway, I guess I just wanted to vent about how I lost my buddy.

Private Conversation with Trusted Friend on ML Chat

YellowPotatoes 17:17:03
when i was in jail i encountered a hateful racist. and then i trolled him heavily. i trolled him a lot. and he got crazy butt hurt :)
it's one of the stories that i feel that i should share with the group
:)
i mean... i've been stealing jokes from here since 2013.

So I just got back on ml and I remember this one post of a guy trolling girls on cl So I tought I would do it and see what happens
This is the first girl 200 bones for a fuck and swallow

This is what trolls eat.  

For everyone like me whose sick of trolls posting 'wives' and 'nieces' and shut just call their bluff and reverse image search the picture. It's usually a porn site steal. If not it sometimes brings up the subject of the pictures instagram or facebook profile pic etc then you can freak out the uploader by pretending to recognise them ;)

She’s trolling for daddy dick

I confess that I am confused by these people suddenly going around with all the "I reported this pedophilic moralfagging post/pic/vid/whatever" shit.

Are they just trying too hard to be a troll, or are they really that stupid?

Please advise, Motherless.

I confess I'm sick of Motherless. Every time there is a good feed, or post, the fucking ignorant trolls ruin everything. I guess you guys get off on fucking ruining every post? I mean why are you even here if that's all your doing??? This is supposed to be fun and finding your niche, you shouldn't have to be interrupted and talked shit to every time you comment or post. What the fuck is cool about that? I don't give a shit if someone is making something up, or its been reposted, or anything of the sort! Why the fuck do you??? Sometimes we want a good discussion. Not a shit talking exchange. Motherless needs to get off their ass and let the O.P.'s block these assholes from their threads. Seriously shit needs to change. Fuckin computer tough guys hiding behind their computers. Looking for a new site. People are seriously over it and starting to leave. Get your shit together Motherless. Trolls, troll the fuck away your going to anyway fuckin cowards.

Ok, so I must confess that, at least recently, I prefer a well written story to videos and pictures. Perhaps it is because words can evoke images better than poorly acted lines and awkward "for the camera" sex that does not really translate well to real life.

My only real issue with literotica is the phrase "emptied my balls". I see it often in posts and stories and it stops me dead in my tracks. This led to conversations with other people and I came to realize that most people misunderstand how the male body produces semen.

So this is my mini "sex ed" for you folks: The balls produce sperm, which is microscopic. SEMEN is produced behind the bladder in the seminal vesicle. Meaning your balls do not empty when you cum. This is why you still ejaculate (sans sperm) after a vasectomy. Some of you are reading this and are saying "no shit", but trust me, there are people shaking their heads right now in shock, and some that don't believe it. I actually had an argument with someone because they didn't want a vasectomy because "nothing would come out when they had sex."

Yes, I'm fun at parties. People have their quirks. Maybe a carpenter looks at things and sees flaws in construction, artists see flaws in paintings, if there are writers reading this, they are likely picking apart my grammar and sentence structure. I notice when science is bad.

'Tis all.

---Cue Trolls in 3....2....1....go.

I confess I bought the bose companion 5 and I got trolled so hard... I just returned it and got my money back and will never buy another crap bose product ever again!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!