Now Omegle seems to be banning everyone and re-directing to a paid for site .. what is the best site to use ? ChatRandom seems to be 99.9% males and Chatroulette has gone down the pan as well !

Any suggestions for sites that are like Omegle used to be ??

So, about a year ago I answered a mw4m craigslist ad in a city that I was going to be traveling to for business. I�d had a bi MMF fantasy for way too long and thought this would be a good way to fulfill it.

For several weeks leading up to my trip, we traded pics and emails. They were an attractive, well-educated couple who�d done things like this pretty regularly for a couple of years. I�ve had my fair share of sex, but never in a multiple partner situation, and never with another guy. I was, however, pretty �bi-curious� and had cammed with guys before.

Anyway, fast forward to the trip and meeting them. I was going to be in their town for 3 days and they wanted us to hang out every night. We met the first night at a bar for few drinks to loosen up. About 45 minutes in, �Sue� got an emergency call from work and had to leave. I thought our plans were about to fall apart, but she suggested that �Jon� and I go back to their house, hang out and wait for her to get back.

We get back to their house just as a young woman and little girl are walking out the front door. He jumps out of the car and runs towards them. I hang back a little. He hugs the older one and kisses the younger on the forehead and they get in a car and start to leave. He motions for me to come on in and explains that it�s his daughter and her sitter/nanny who only lives a few blocks away. The daughter is going to be staying at �Nicole�s� for the next three days and they�d come back to get a few things that �Jenny� had forgotten.

Once inside, he asks me what I think about his wife after having met her. I tell him she�s gorgeous, which she is. He says, �Did I send you the vid of her stripping and playing with herself? She loves for guys to see that beforehand.� I replied, �No.� �Well let�s go watch it before she gets home!� he says.

About five minutes into the vid and I�m hard as a rock and can�t wait to see her in person. I�m dying to stroke myself when Jon asks, �Are you hard?� I nod. �Can I see?� he says. He stands up and starts undressing and suggests I do the same. I just follow his lead and take off whatever he does. We�ve seen each other naked in pics, but I�m still pretty nervous I guess.

We�re both naked now and just sort of standing there. I look back at the vid just as she�s spreading her pussy lips and showing her clit. My dick twitches a bit and he says, �She�s gonna love that inside her!�

I look his direction and down at his, which is also hard. He steps towards me and touches my dick. I flinch a little but like it. I reach down and touch his. He rubs me a little then sort of pushes me towards the couch and urges me to sit down. I sit and before I can even think, he�s pushed my knees apart, put his head in my crotch and taken my dick in his mouth.

I look up at the video and the scene has changed. It�s now Sue sucking a cock that does not appear to be Jon�s. The camera pans out and I see Sue on all fours with this unknown dick in her mouth and Jon fucking her from behind. All the while Jon is between my legs giving me, what I must confess is, fantastic head!

There�s some position changes going on in the vid and, just as the stranger takes Jon�s cock in his mouth, the phone rings. It continues to ring until the machine picks up and I hear Sue saying, �Jon, pick up the phone!� He stops sucking me and goes to the phone. I look over and see the same hard cock that�s getting sucked in the vid and think that I might be willing to take him in my mouth.

He hangs up and comes back over and says, �She won�t be back for several hours. Sorry.� Then he takes me back in his mouth. I look up again to see both Sue and the stranger working on Jon�s cock. I�m ready to suck him now.

Pretty "gay" so far I guess, but I promise it gets better!

More later�

The girl from the recent live play of Peter Pan, Allison Williams, is pretty hot I think and found it quite interesting to learn that she watches all her sex scenes on her show Show Girls, with her dad, and even watched a scene of her masturbating with her grandparents, and doesn't care lol.

Read this article. http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2275184/Girls-star-Allison-Williams-tells-watches-sex-scenes-famous-news-anchor-father-Brian.html

My wife's BFF knows our marriage is open, and yes her and my wife have played around with each other. We came up with an open relationship contract of things we can do and things we can't do. Nothing about fucking her BFF was in the contract at all - and when I got the chance, I took it (who the fuck wouldn't, look at her!). I did break one rule, fucking another woman without a condom. So I thought that the encounter was fun, but I got a few text messages from my wife and she was pissed the fuck completely off.
"Why would you fuck her, of all people?"
I explained I was horny, and that she's fucked her too so I thought it wasn't a big deal.
Turns out she has feelings for her, and she feels like I somehow betrayed our open marriage contract - not because I didn't use a condom, but because I fucked her BFF.
I get a text from her BFF about the pic I took, telling me to show it to my wife so she knows I didn't cum inside her (I guess her and my wife got into a big argument because my wife thinks I came in her BFF because - well I don't like pulling out at all, but out of respect for my wife I came on her BFF's face).
I called my wife at her work, and she was like "that's your thing, you never pull out and I know you came in her!"
So I told her I took a picture of me cumming on her BFF's face. She was silent but wanted to see it.
I sent it to her via text.
When I got home from work, my wife was home - we sat down and discussed everything, including her feelings for her BFF. She cried a bit because she felt betrayed, and hurt not just by me but her BFF. I told her that it could be a lot of fun if we incorporated her into our marriage and that maybe we wouldn't have to have an open marriage because we both like her BFF... She thought about that for a bit - but said that she is in love with both of us and it just would take some time getting used to, but that she would think about it because it's the "best option."
So I told her BFF to take her out on a date tonight, take her to a nice restaurant, take her to a hotel and fuck her good, and that I can't wait to get the sloppy seconds. Her BFF texted back, "perhaps you'll have two sexy ladies on the menu tonight..."
3some? Dick is hard just thinking about it. Maybe I'll just sit back and watch them fuck and stroke my cock until they invite me in... whatever happens I hope my wife chills out. It's a weird situation and I don't want to lose my wife over some bullshit.
Another text from her BFF, "Maybe she'll actually let you cum in me ;) - I know you'd like that."
I think that might set my wife over the edge, so I'll probably cum in my wife and have her BFF eat it out of her for starters.
Yeah, I'm posting this on ML - can't really post this shit on twitter or reddit lol - nowhere else and no one else to tell this shit to. Thing is, I think her BFF has wanted me for a long time, and I've kinda wanted to fuck her too - we've flirted, but never took it beyond that. Now that we did, I just hope everything pans out...

I was working last night.

Keon called out to me "Hey Tom!" Keon is the young black man whom we work with -- wonderful chef.

"Hey Tom! We have food back here."

I came over and looked at the several pans he had laid out for myself and the rest of staff.

"Oh man!!! You're going to make me get even fatter!!!" I said.

I hadn't even started the wonderful chicken fajitas which someone else made for me.

"Tom!! Now you're hurting my feelings!"

"No. Sorry. No," i said.

"I need to make a big salad to go along with this."

"There you go!," he said. "You got it. Proportions!"

So anyway, they're too kind to me at work. I come home with several meals.

Life is good.

NOTE: 35 years old is young to me.

A confession? Well I am truly not interested in any long cock or what pics and vids seem to show an owner of one being so dominate and degrading of their lover.

After seeing so many who have race hate, gender hate and just ego that makes me sad and become not interested, I feel the only chance of love is from someone small wishing to find someone who will love them for all they do and the love they give never ending.

That's fine with me. I have learned my body well with many toys and know if someone truly wishes to be guided and wants to pleasure me greatly then they can.

A finger is in truth what can make me orgasm just from anal alone.

Toys only 2 inches long used how a person could do will do the same.

Get me going with oral and a finger till near orgasm and just rubbing the outside of my anus for a bit will bring me to orgasm.

So size is not a thing needed as I have found, Just someone born to please.

Guiding is all I would do.

We can look at all the porn and ways things can be done even if they are huge.
They will know what we see even they can please me doing for me.

Say something happen and they have bad ED.
If what they fear most is not being able to make me happy then I will assure them truly they can.
We WILL find ways and nothing can make me leave someone so loving, loyal and giving to me.

Yes, By using toys I know how my body works.
The most girth I used was almost 6 inches around.
It was not anything that was soft or would give.
I was not to impressed with it hitting bottom.
I was always adjusting it so it never hit when going full stroke in and out.

I am not sure if some one long who truly was the being like I want could in time with no pain or issues to me or my safety in any way get my body to adjust to it taking the bend and going deeper.
Never had anything I used to see if it could.

It would be nice when they were giving anal all the ways I love and making me cum hands free first and often that they can be up against me. Balls deep I guess :)
Same way If I want to slowly ride them. I want to have my outer anal opening firm on their pubic area as I slow grind my p spot and fell them pushed into me with my weight.

So I only might be interested in long dicks if done with no pain and only when giving care, love and pleasure to me. I am not interested in so called "pain-al" as shown.
Tight and taking lots of time is fine. But not how porn shows it just shoved in and pain.

I took that 5inch around toy on my terms and very slow as my body adjusted to it over a long time against the opening.

If you can not wait, Then your too much into your pleasure and I do not think could ever be into mine or even shared.

If there were very sweet, shy, loving, caring, thoughtful, giving, pleasing, submissive leaning beings out there thick and long, hmmm, Not sure. But if they always put my feelings first and never dreams or wants to hurt me. I could try and see if they in time could get their pubic skin against my anus and in contact with me at all times, I just like the feel of the outer area touched and rubbed too.

They must truly love me and wants to be only mine, If they were too long then I would give up balls deep and the feel against me for what can be done.

See, I TRULY love the feeling of soft and slow rubbing of the skin from my balls to all around my anus. So yes I would be giving up something that truly gives pleasure to me that I would wish to be done. Not just that but the feel I can imagine from trying different toys of riding slow and grinding in a way while facing them that I can feel the shaft bending as I am grinding forward and then the head tracing the front of my anus as it pushes to my front as it goes deeper as I slowly grind down and their dick rubbing my p spot just before the end of the grind and their dick straight in me or a little to the back.
During that time the feel of their pubic skin against me and my anus, rubbing or just moving my skin from my balls to my anus and all around with the opening being stimulated by the shaft changing angles entering my anus.

Yes I know what feels wonderful to me and for real love would just take the anal pleasure alone and it not a joke from what you just finished reading.

I can only think of one way someone long enough might work all the time.
They are touching and holding me from behind a we stand. They rub and massage my areas behind the nipples between their fingers, After penetrating me a little and enough to stay in place as I am bent over, They guide their cock between my cheeks, Their cock pushing the front of my anus deeply. They have me standing, pulled against them feeling their chest all against my back as they hug and have after where their arms cross me, their hands slowly and lightly around my breasts, fingers with light pressure finding their way to my nipples to play with them and get behind them and massage the area to keep it not tight and drawn up when nipple get hard. As they please my breasts and nipples in ways I want they also slowly go deeper into my anus as my cheeks hold their shaft between them, the shaft bending in my anal opening and the rest in me to the tip pressing along the front of my anus behind me balls all to behind my dick till just before it would suddenly hit bottom and then slowly moving it back out as my cheeks pull the skin of their shaft to the tip of their cock as they are slowly pulling back. Then slowly back in hitting all the pleasure areas over and over including the press into my p spot just as it passes it a little.

We might look into a mirror sh he can read my body and I can see and read it and his. I wish what he sees turns him on more and he moves in more pleasing ways watching and reading my reactions.
When I start to orgasm and he sees me cum I want it to make him love giving me anal and I feel him holding me just a little tighter not knowing he is.

I want to see me cum hands free from giving and great anal for my pleasure.
It will make me want him not to stop.
I tell him to tell me what he feels in his dick.
He keeps it in and never pops out.
Knowing that its not over to me just because I cum, He makes sure what he does will not bend outside or pop him out.
I start to grip his shaft and make my anus tighter.
I let him know How him putting all my pleasure first makes me want anal more and I want him now to let me know how it feels to his dick as he is still making love to me. I want to know his feelings. I want to know if he loves it and how it makes him want to giving even more pleasure to me only thinking on my feelings and pleasure I have and doing all he can to bring me orgasms first and always.

I want to know if he feels like going faster but not to where he pops out.
I want to tell him he can.
I want to feel how he moves in me as he is getting closer and closer to cumming.
I want to know I do wish he truly loves the feelings I can give him.

Sometimes he may slow and tell me he wants to try and edge and learn how to last longer and hold on to that great feeling... To last longer so when he is pleasing me I can guide him when I am close and he slows or stops till I am ready to go some more.

I want to know when he needs so much to cum he needs me, he wants me, he wants to cum in me and keep going as long as he can.

I want to feel how all he does changes as he is hugging me and making love to me as I hold on to his shaft tight.

i want him to tell me when he is about to cum, how it is feeling, how my anus feels to him, if he love pleasing me. Then tells me he's cumming then does. He stays in going as long as he can.
He grips the base of his dick keeping it in me as his cum is absorbed.
I milk his dick with my anus.

Hell, who knows, I may have cum again too :)

He keeps it in me and holds me with the other arm.

Being long and holding the base he can keep it in and hard enough I can keep stimulating his dick with my anus and little movements.

With luck he will be hard again and we go again.

Sad that it seems only a woman can find them... :)

Now a woman can find very submissive men HUGE yet needs to be guided with all their life and they love to please and take care of who dominates them in every way even giving all they have for her to manage.

With all the types of guys out there and the many fetishes there is and some are just a little into a fetish and not extreme with it........

There should be VERY sweet guys being shy and afraid what ever their size that they may not be able to please but will never stop wanting to find every way they can lay their lover on a bed in a room they made so even a little mess can be cleaned with warm running water, They then with excitement start touching every inch while letting who they love know they want them to lay back and just enjoy the pleasure they are driven to give and seeing that pleasure truly loved only turns them on even more and makes them love pleasing even more and more often doing all only to please and never taking anything but the shared pleasure of what is being done. There are sites where true dominatrix females who a few even have advise sections in papers talk of the men who need to be guided in life and want to give everything to them to manage and guide them on what to do in all aspects of life. The men provide, greatly care for, get together and plan ways to please her together.
They will stop and swap so they never orgasm and they can keep pleasing her exactly how she tells them even if she wants to see them slowly take time and do the cleaning of her anus at all times being all she tells them to be and do and they do it with eager excitement loving and wanting to do it all.

One dream I confess to? I wish any gender could be found who needs to be all this for someone but keeps looking as the one thing they would ask a favor of is to trade the degrading, hurting and other normal things seen from dominating people exchanged for just showing some love to them.

That is something I am more than able to give who would love being submissive to me.

If they want love from me then they will have to truly love me.

They have to win my heart and soul with theirs being given.

I think the term pan-sexual is what I am.

Any being if they truly love me and wants and needs to be mine can with their real love and just loving to share time, things we do together and how they treat me, see me and need only me can with their deep love build mine for them.

There should be being like this for me as others not my gender can just say they are the type of dominatrix they are and they seem to come running to them.

Why is there not the type I dream for?

Why can I not find two or three all wanting to go to the edge and swap making me cum over and over as they try to last as long as they can.

I do not want sex with strangers.
I do not want just sex.
I want a shared life and all the things in it.
The sex is what is shared only between those who are mine only forever.
It is the bonding on deeper levels.
The warmth of real love in each other that is felt all the time even when not there.

Why there are no beings just holding on for real love so they can do all they can to show their love to that person who loves them.

If back in the day when the girls made all the guys who were short but willing to do anything to please if they would just love them...

If only they somehow were talking to me and being with me and how I am they fell in love... If they knew I could love anyone who loved me so deep they never wanted to part or be with anyone else, they wanted to be mine, wanted me to want them to be mine. I would have had a few who as far as we saw it were all married together and I would love each day as they went to work at different times and not the days I helped them with things they needed to be guided on, On the free days as they got home needing me so bad... I would love for them to sexually give me and them a bath, them play as they cleaned me and cleaned in me, We bond in that time and then they make love to me. As each one got home they joined in. When all were there they made my dreams of being loved by so many and they all wanted to please me so much over their own pleasure every day... Well... There will be times I want them to just take me for their pleasure... But they will find that out later after just being how they were born to love and please someone.

I hope they love the little secret I hold.
For the being who are mine only. Who provides and cares for me deeply, who loves and and protects me, Who always puts me first and loves for me to guide us in all we do and dream...

Only fully giving being never in their life expecting it or needing it... I will want at many times for them to let me pleasure them first.
If more than one with me forever, There will be days when they have not giving me anal yet that suddenly I just give them oral and when they cum I swallow and go on some more.
I will love 69 with them before anal.
I hope before knowing I am also so giving I hope they out of the blue want to give me oral and swallow and keep going or swap.
And on some days... After they have all kissed and excited every inch of me, I will look at them as say, "Now you have to swap and keep giving me anal nonstop and make me orgasm over and over, But that's 2nd to what I want you to do....
Now that I am so turned on.... Take me one at a time slow enough so when one can not keep it in and going they swap to another...
Edge to near cum and swap if they want to hold on to the feeling of almost having an orgasm.

Just keep it non stop and I will orgasm when I do... I want to grip you tight and love giving me anal and the feelings I want to give you for all you do and how you love me.

I am a giving lover. I want to give anal and they cum first, I want to have 69 before anal. I want to just feel like giving them pleasure and they not expect it and know I do it because I want to.
Someone who is like the porn I see will never get the love behind when I want to put who I loves feeling above mine and show them love as they do me.

The world as it seems now is just so hard for me to find my dream and I will not settle for any less than at least one being any gender putting me first and caring for me fully and always loving me and showing me they love me.

I never want the dynamics I see in porn of roles and who is alpha.
I just do not see an alpha ever making me feel alive and truly loved for me and not what we do.

I will never have sex for just sex or with random people or take risks catching something or catching something and giving it to another.

I can not do something that may harm another.

Wish the world could have been more like my dream.

I do not think I would care of size and just take them thick/thin/long/short in a world like I wish for.

I can hope I guess..

Well I have babbled enough while dreaming :)

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I'm interested in how to create my own creative porn videos using artificial intelligence – especially for scenarios or fantasy themes where there's little existing material, or where most of it is paid content. I'm thinking specifically of Gigantes' film, where the giantess cooks the shrunken humans in a pan, or similar femcan scenes. Since I have no experience with this, I'd like to know which programs or platforms are suitable, ideally free and in German. I'd also like to understand which software can be installed locally to work independently of websites. Many AI programs found in the Microsoft Store have limitations regarding erotic themes. What alternatives are there that generally offer more creative freedom?

My sister in law caught her husband (my wife's brother) in the act. The whole family found out and she was ready to split. In-laws talked to her. My wife talked to her. Didn't matter, my brother-in-law was so fucking screwed. I figured the last thing she'd want was another guy saying something to her but my wife pleaded with me. So I called, did the whole "meet at a bar" routine. We meet up and she's what I expected, one seriously pissed off woman. She asks if I'm gonna try to talk her out of it? "No, I just wanted a blowjob." It made her do a double take. At first she wasn't sure if it was a joke so I dead panned it, poker face. Then she laughs, slightly embarrassed, slightly nervous. We down a couple beers and talk through it. She wants him but doesn't want to go back etc. Usual bullshit. He can promise but he won't change. I let her vent, no intention of stepping into that one. 2 beers in she asks about my wife. I tell her the whole family was on her side. My wife was embarrassed her little brother fucked around like that. She has another beer and I settle for a coke, have to drive her home and all. Once she's done we head to the car. I pop the passenger door and she sits but leaves her legs out. She looks up and replies "how about that blowjob?" She deadpanned this one and I'm waiting for a smile or a laugh. Instead I feel my zipper slide down. I could fight it. I could resist. But he fucked up and she wanted revenge. Right there, in the parking lot, she got it. At some point I slipped her top down. She went from sucking to getting her tits fucked, and back to sucking. Sometimes it was deep. Sometimes it was a tongue lashing. She was clearly enjoying herself. We'd parked pretty far from the door, lots of cars, so I wanted to see if I could push this. I got her up. I got her in back of the car. I got her turned around. I got her bent the fuck over the trunk. Clearly she'd enjoyed the blowjob as much as I had. Fucking her out in the open like that was just for the fun of it. As I went deeper I realized she may talk. I needed an insurance policy. So I licked a finger and started teasing her asshole. She didn't fight it so I went with it. Fingering her tight ass, fucking her from behind. I grabbed her hands and made her hold her own asscheeks open. She stood there like a stupid whore, holding her cheeks wide while I finger fucked her ass and pounded her from behind. When I slipped the finger out she cringed a bit. I think she could tell what was next. Nothing quite compares to that feeling of total dominance when you shove your cock up a woman's ass. That feeling doubles when you look down and the stupid whore is holding her own ass cheeks open. I didn't hold back. I pounded away. Between moans I hear her say her husband isn't allowed to fuck her ass. That's what I wanted to hear. I slammed her even harder and blew a huge load.

Now prior to that there was a risk of her saying she sucked me off in a bar parking lot. But what woman will admit she held her cheeks open, took it up the ass, and let me blow a load in it? I don't think she'll do doggy now. LMAO.

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So went out to Biloxi this weekend with my GF. Had a great time, tried to get another couple to come out to our hotel with us, but they didn't, that's another story. We fucked for a while when we made it back, even got her up in the window. No one was out there, that would have been awesome though. Told her I wanted to move the desk in front of the window and get her to lay down to play with her on it for a while there, she said she didn't want to. I didn't push for it, but kind of wish we had still lol. Great weekend, lot of fun, even if a couple of things didn't pan out lol.

This slut came round and fucked me last night when the wife was working nights.  Bitch loved the fact that dressed in her nurses outfit she was fucking me in the wife's bed whilst wifey dressed in her nurses uniform was emptying bed pans. 

Hello,
I'm a married man 35yrs old from France. 6 years ago started to get very excited about being a cuckold. After months I convinced her and she started to date guys, and friends of her. I was obsessed with one of her ex, thinking he was the best sexual thing she could have. Months are passing and we tried new thing such as CEI... Finally she did it with her ex and it turns out (i found out) I'm just excited by cocks. I didn't knew I was bi/pan or simply gay.

Anyone have a video of a girl saying "I want you to fuck my mouth until I cry Jonathon" I can't find it. After she says that it pans down to show she is nude, was only 7 seconds long I think it was a vine. thanks

LOLOL this guy doesn't know a trol when he sees one.

You: hey asl
Stranger: m
You: how old
Stranger: 23
You: oh.. wanna be my daddy-bear?
Stranger: u like role play
You: daddy whats role playing?
You: i just wanna play wit my little alligator trapping device
Stranger: u play sex roles like school girl and cheerleader
Stranger: stuff like that
You: daddy just tickle me and quit asking me so many questions
Stranger: i walk towards u say sorry daddy dont punish me
You: its gonna be time for my nape in my carmal candy box daddy
Stranger: i say sit on my lap
You: daddy whats this?
Stranger: i kiss u and grab your ass
You: daddy! no!
You: I grab a frying pan and start cooking some eggs
Stranger: i go behind u I kiss your neck and start to play wit your tits I say u want me to stop
You: daddy what are you doing touching my itty bitty boobies?! youll feel the kleenex's i blow my nose with!
You: I turn around and face you
You: daddy, someday, I wanna be an astronaut and fight Zorg on the moon daddy!
Stranger: Shure but today u go to the room put on a tight sexy outfit on
You: like which one daddy? my sexy little buzz lightyear one grandma bought me?
Stranger: your tightest pear of pants and smallest shirt u have
Stranger: how old are u
You: daddy you dont know how old I am?!?!?! Im ashamed of you being my father!
You: i sit on the floor and begin to pout and start singing phil collins
Stranger: I say come here
You: Fine daddy! I get up and walk like the hunchback of notre dame over to you
You: this turn you on daddy
You: oooohhhh yeaaaah my big hunchback
Stranger: i say I forgot I'm sory now how old
You: im 12 daddy
You: and now youve made me burn my eggs!
You: i go to the stove.. yup! ruined! now i gotta put em on my butt daddy!
You: you wanna eat the burnt eggs of my wittle cute butt daddy
Stranger: I say come over here I got a better idea lets go to the bedroom
You: fine! im bringing my eggs tho
Stranger: u bend over to pick something up I slap your ass
You: daddy! that hurt! next time this happens I'm calling John Cena!
Stranger: i grab u I have something for u to do
You: is it clipping grandpas toenails again? let me get the chainsaw... I skip outside to the shed and start to look for the chainsaw
You: oh no!
You: a pterodactyl swoops down and snatches me up!
Stranger: i say to make u mad u really 12
You: I have crazy sex with it instead of you
You: Fin.

Recently my gf has started to let me cum in her ass, by that I mean withdraw from the pussy, she gets into position and I stick only the tip of my cock in her ass hole and let loose. She does not like anal and last time I tried she nearly left me.

But last week I gave it to her, she got into position expecting me to cum but I just ended up rough fucking her ass for about 30 seconds whilst she squirmed and tried to get away, I came and she went fucking psycho throwing just about everything of off our shelves at me and ran into the kitchen and got a pan and chased me around the house with it.

By this time I was in fits of laughter and she was trying her hardest to keep a straight face and not burst out laughing. Eventually we calmed down and I admitted what I did was wrong and purely in the heat of the moment, I apologised profusely but I was affraid she might leave me.

So I said in a rush "hey you wanna revenge fuck me in the ass?"

Holy shit worst mistake ever... She used her dildo with some vaseline on and was really gentle, it still hurt like hell - never again, I wish I just let her walk out. She enjoyed it thought and got quite turned on by it apparently, I think I've opened pandoras box here.

I'm looking for a specific simulated incest video.

A man is talking to his wife on the phone while she is out of town. The cam pans back and we see that he's getting a blowjob from his daughter. He talks to his wife for a few minutes, then lets her go and fucks the daughter.

Rachel Steel might play the wife, but I haven't had any luck searching through her stuff. It's been a couple of years since I've seen the vid, so I'm slightly fuzzy on the specifics.

Any help would be appreciated.

Trying to find an older video clip. In it a hot blonde is walking through a mall, as she goes up the escalator the camera pans on her ass. She meets an older guy who fucks her in the back of a van. It could be titled anything but the title i remember was uncle takes nieces virginity, something close to that. Any help is appreciated.

Hi motherless,
I am searching for a video I saw a while ago and am having no luck at all. Was hoping you guys could help me out.
The video is an amateur video where the camera man is fucking a girl bent over a bed. The unique thing about this video is that the camera man pans the camera up to reveal that he is fucking the girl while there is a little boy sitting on the bed facing away. If I remember correctly the girl was almost fully clothed and had her tights pulled down a bit or something. Near the end of the video the girl notices that the camera man is filming and start crying/complaining about being filmed.

I hope you guys can deliver! Been searching for a while now.

Thanks in advance!

i now confess it wasn't your fault, it was MY fault, my fault that I ended up with such a selfish person like you for 20 years and so any hopes and dreams I had for my life slid irrecoverably down the shit-pan.

Ive been looking for a video for quite some time now. like nine years I downloaded of it off LW. Anyways, the video was called something like 'filipina sister' but i think it was spelled with a 'ph' as in philipina. Well, its like 30 secs long and shows no faces; in the video the sister had just finished taking a shower and she was standing naked looking into the mirror with her hands on the counter/sink's edge. she must have left the door unlocked 'cause the brother/cameraman pans the camera from her ass then in between her legs capturing her flowering pussy and breasts. it seemed authentic cause u could hear the brother breathing heavily and the camera had made sounds from the crappy strap or something, then the clip ends with sister gasping in a fearful surprise. seems weird that i cant find it, the sister was full figure'd and tight. she must have been close to twenty. great video, i would be very happy if someone found or has it.

So this is a short post but I plan on giving updates if people want to hear it. So I want to give my wife a gift of two cocks as a surprise. I have contacted a guy on CL that seems very nice and willing. My plan is to pretend I met a new friend at work. Ill have him come hang out so my wife can get to know him. Over time im sure she will think hes a cool dude. After that I plan on telling her I have a surprise for her. Blind fold her, and sneak him in. Then have her open her eyes with two hard cocks for her. Im pretty sure she will love it. But thats my plan. Ill keep updating as this plan pans out. Im open to suggestions too.

One day several years ago, my wife had teased me pretty much all day. Later, she was in the kitchen preparing a cheesecake for a party she was going to that night. She needed something to finish her desert so she headed off to the store and asked me to finish stiring the mixture on the stove.

Since I had had a raging hardon for most of the day I decided to jerk off. I was about to cum and decided to shoot my cum into the cheesecake. I started to think about all of her girlfriends eating the cheesecake, this made me even more excited. I shot a huge load into the mixture, I seem to cum for minutes.

I just couldn't stop myself, so I continued jerking hard and fast. All the time thinking about the girls eating the cheesecake and the second load I was about to let fly. The second orgasm was even more intense than the first, stream after stream gushed into the cheesecake pan.

I was finally spent. I stirred the cum into the batter as my wife pulled into the garage. She walked in and finished preparing the desert.

The next day, shw was talking about the party and how much everyone loved her desert... I just smiled.

A few days ago I took a hefty crap. It stuck to the back of the toilet bowl. No big deal but my girlfriend called me yesterday morning and said she was coming over for dinner. I tidied up my house and went to scrub my toilet. The shit was stuck on like glue and I broke my toilet brush handle trying to get it clean. I then remembered I had one SOS pad left under the kitchen sink. I used it and the toilet was sparkling again. It was my last SOS pad so I rinsed if off and put it back into the kitchen. After we finished eating I took it back out and scrubbed the pots and pans. The SOS pad had everything shining again. I need to write to the SOS people thanking them for a great product!

Hey guys, this is Princess Candy again! =) I need a good webcam, but i need one that does pan and tilt and has a hand held remote! does anyone know of any? =)

I confess that I just left the chip pan unattended

When visiting her 30 year old son adam for the weekend, adams mother sat at the dinner table whilst they were all eating and kept asking questions to her Adam and his female flatmate sally about "the 2 of them"

Sick of all the inuendo the son finally turned round and said "look mum, we are just flatmates, nothing more"

A week after mum had left Sally still could not find the frying pan, so Adam emailed his mum........

Dear Mum

I am not saying you did steal our frying pan, Im not saying you didnt, but the fact is that since you left we have not been able to find it,

Lots of love Adam

a few days went by and then came mums response.......

have you worked it out yet?

wait for it..........

Dear Adam

Im not saying you are sleeping with Sally, Im not saying that you are not sleeping with her, But the fact is if she slept in her owm bed she would have found the fucking frying pan by now.

Lots of Love Mum

saw a gif on here last night that i can't find again

girl is holding a camera, looking at her face, she's got black eyeliner, she pans it down and fingers her ass for a bit before it repeats again

need it (or source)

Know what pisses me off? The asshole in front of me in the all you can eat buffet line at the Chinese place, every week that fucker picks all the shrimp out of the shrimp w/mixed vegetable pan. I hope the woman who owns place karate chops him in the head or pulls some cool king fu move on him for being a shrimp hog.

Guy seeks woman / women. Who knows what might pan out? In Kent, Essex, both Sussexes, Hell, if you sound open, honest and fascinated/ excited by that pile of stuff below, countrywide, Europe, Eire...

Hello, i'm a 62 year old guy who REAY upsets some women. I'm told I make love like a woman.
(Was taught by some lesbian & bi women as an experiment, on their part. I wasn't complaining, and it left me with the worst clitoriAnything s envy ever!
I adore that flushed face, tousled hair and wobbly legs as she says "How did you know about... Where did you learn... Who showed you... 
I detest the macho male shit of "Whatchoo lookin' at?" and that air of unpredictability and menace. I'm terrible at banter and have always preferred the company of women.
You're the boss in all things boundary related and it you holler the safe word, like No! or Stop! then everything stops, no questions asked, no grumpiness, no e of that "Well we got this far!!.
Just because you're naked, flat on your hack, feet on my bsck holding your pouting pussy open with both hands as my tongue swirls around your (not on it unless you show me how with your fingers (fuck, had to pause,  I LOVE watching girls make themselves come while they pant breathlessly in my ear just how they discovered and learned how. Endlessly fascinating and so fucking erotic! Especially when four hands and a mouth are trying to recreate the moment!
Anything from "no touch, just watch" to three days and nights of comfy, erotic, slippery, funny,  beautiful, hedonistic pleasure.
Stuff like this sort of develops as we learn that we're safe, Have control and whatever is shared is considered sbsolyop secret.What happens on the Kent South Downs stays on the South Downs.
Does this even sound like a thing you'd enjoy? Some people hate sharing their secret selves.
I absolutely revel in the openess, not worrying about being cool, and relaxing in a way that seems to very rare lately!
Also, not many guys know what relaxed, comfy women are like. I absolutely hate the change as the guys get back from the pub. This is why I stay around the fire, bean bags and sofas and just soak up that easy, relaxed, funny... I'm trying to say that I know how to keeimy trap shut! I'm in SW Kent, can travel. Drop us a line, I've never described what I'm into before. Girls, ladies, women interested? No guys of ANY description, ta... 'Tis wenches that I like. Not hairy arsed blokes, with balls or without. Sorry lads. I've been told I'm gay for loving women so much! 🤷‍♂️
Keep safe 😎👍🕊️ xx

Please consider the following and let me know any input or advice about being in this situation from a first hand perspective:

First know that I am with my fiance for over 6 years now and we are to be married in 30 days. and we are expecting our first child in February.

1. she has, or to my knowledge has no idea, that i have curiousities about bi sex, no male relationship, strictly curious about the sex.

2. she watches porn of multiple dudes and just one girl, I find this somewhat arousing and when I think of sharing her i feel excited and fearful

3. I have an interest in mixing number 1 and 2

has anybody been in this situation and what did you do?

any advice about how letting a 3rd party in the bedroom pans out?

Take Motherless to the next level: it'd be great if you could update the Video Player with a SBS (side-by-side) button for people with cheap VR headsets (seriously, you can get a basic Google Cardboard viewer for $35). All you need to do is play the same video side-by-side in the one player. Just about all VR side-by-side are square videos, so you could simply crop the sides of the video off.

To really make it awesome, only appear to crop the sides of the video, but when the player detects gyro movement left, pan the left cropped area into view - same for right. If you zoomed in the video a bit too you'll get up-down-left-right movement for a great illusion of true VR.

If motherless did this, it'd enable every video on the site to be VR-friendly - your popularity will go through the roof! No-one else is doing this, and it doesn't seem too technically hard at all.

So me and my lady are stayen at this sleazy ass hotel...and I mean its super cheap. We been here about a week and so far we have been offered drugs 3 times, a massage lady knocked on our door too offer a massage, and a guy has called like 4 nights out of 7 to see if he can suck my cock. At this point we are tired of waiting for random fun we want to get the fun we want. So is there a standard for this type of thing? like are there key words I can use with the cute girl at the front desk to safely proposition her or, get her to send the naughty maid to my room etc... It always feels like at these places If I only knew the lingo. Ill post pics if anything suggested pans out.

i just posted an ad on craigslist to suck some dick. im a 26 male. ive done it a few times and it was fun. i also just did a fat rail....lets see how this pans out

My Exciting Agenda For This Evening

I have some chicken thighs.

Last time i browned chicken was for a chicken marsala. I did a cream reduction with a wine reduction -- some quality chicken stock and a ton of sauteed mushrooms. Me and mine were both very pleased with the outcome.

but tonight i'm merely gonna sear thighs. set aside. deglaze pan with sauvaugnion blanc [sp?]. and then throw all that in with veggies and seasonings to make a soup.

I wish Pan/Bi/Gay/Etc. had the same options a dominate woman has.
Someone to care for me and want to make me happy and content.
I have cared for those who I love and they loved me.
I have also been hurt or should we say others damaged my body in pure hate and lack of care for anyone.

Years have not been good to me.
People seem not to value someone who has placed others before their own future.

Now middle aged and no one in my life I fear nothing but losing everything is all that's left.

I see so many types of kinks and fetishes including those who have a need take care of and do for others.

I am not dominate or submissive but have taken charge when the need has sadly come up.

I have cried as I could do nothing but be by the side of who I love as they fade away.

If someone loved me and gave all to me, cared for me, made the rest of my life stress free and make a place with them where I need not fear or stress over anything anymore. Someone who truly loves to love me and wants to do everything for me because they want to just as those who state just that about wanting a woman to do and be all for them. I dream as there is someone for others that there is someone for me.

I can dream of many things that if they want, they can hear my thoughts and dreams and share in them. I want them to tell me their dreams and we watch and find many sane and safe things we can explore and try and I hope enjoy and crave more of.

If they need to do things then I would love it if they would tend to my body in playful ways as they clean and care for me and turn me on and drive my cravings for many things.
We share many things in our life. Many common everyday things.

With a dominate person, Many on their profiles or write where they love and dream to pleasure and do any dirty thing that pleases with great pleasure. They say even if placed in pain would please the dominate then the submissive would enjoy what ever pain given to them.

I am not like that.
I would enjoy sharing joy and pleasure with who would be selfless and giving to me.
They say they at any time are ready to sexually serve and worship their love.
Someone being all those things to me and truly happy to do it and even more seeing me happy would build the need in me to also just out of the blue want to do nice things to them.

If they are always giving oral and anything I love and always tempting me to get oral or give them anal or even to give me a hands free orgasm from anal then I would love to have them near, hold them, touch them, touch their body in ways I hope excites and gives pleasure and even when they are erect I give oral and when they cum I swallow it all and suck and lick them more just for fun.

If they are clean and ready for anal I may just finger them and give oral and make them cum if they wish me to make them orgasm when ever I feel.

If they get clean and offer their ass to me to take any way I dream then I would love to.

I also want them for my pleasure to clean and then give anal but stopping before they cum and then repeat and train to last only leaking precum into me while making me closer and closer to an orgasm just from pleasing my anus in all the ways I dream.

Do they want me to piss in their ass?
Do they want to drink it direct from my dick?

That and all kinks are up to them as I am not going to make them.. But I will help provide what I can to feed their kinks in ways I can...

If there is someone out there for me who dreams of someone different to be submissive to and would like how I return love for theirs then there is hope I will not die in fear of being un cared for it loved forever....

I wish there were groups who could match mindsets and ways of not taking risks to place the other in any harm...

If with others who stay safe and take no risks and only share them self with the loyal lovers they match, I know I would not need to hold back anymore and we could go sexually crazy :)

No i did not ask for someone to be rude to this post...
I do not attack you so if you have nothing good to say then please find someone who wants that and attack there...

I am not one you would have any issues with if a neighbor and you just respected my rights as I would yours...

We all are different and can support the others cause and wishes so no one can take them away us.
Be well and have open minds for all :)

Anyone in the Pan handle of Florida want to help fuck her? Men or women. If not close let me know what you would do with this whore. All holes obviously available 

LOOKING FOR A HOT HOT VID! It used to be all over the P2P back when I was using those things and weren't hounded. It was LEGAL. I can't remember the video name or find it, hoping you can help.

I believe it had italian in the title. A girl was shown walking the streets and I remember a white top, I wanna say a skirt but I can't remember. She walked in and this guy showed her off lifted her shirt and sucked a tit. Then moved to her pussy and showed it saying it was a cute/beautiful pussy. A lil bit later they moved across the room to a bed and I wanna say she was dp'd. She ws very shy and it was HOT AS FUCK. Anyone know where to find it?

Heres a quick run down. Girl walks down street and smiles at camera before going inside and then being on display for the man to show off inch by inch, first a squeeze and suck on her tits, then her pussy, cam pans back up to see her reaction and she seems quite shy. then she strips down and gives him a bj. I believe the floor is red or similar color. Then cam switches and they ae crawling in this odd shaped bed. Might be one of those circle shaped beds or not a bed at all. The guy showing her off is there and white but I believe the second individuals if there was one was black.

I confess that I get off on fucking my wife with a dirty dick.

A little over a year ago I started a thread on here about how bored I was with my wife's burned out fuckhole. She was a real slut in her younger years, but now she has the sexual energy of drywall. Even when she does want to fuck, it's a chore. Her pussy is so loose I have to work at it to get a load off.

So, I started looking around at things to keep sex interesting to me. I posted some pics and vids of my wife. Which was hot for a while. Spent some time trying to get her fucked, which hasn't panned out. But, I also started having an affair.

My side chick is a lot of fun. She's everything a side chick should be. For a while, I was really happy just fucking her. But you've heard a lot of regular side girl stories. For me, things got really hot one night...

I had just finished up fucking my side girl. Great, sloppy sex. I stayed in her for about an hour just squishing around in her sloppy pussy. Then, I had to rush home because my wife had been calling for the whole hour. It was about picking up something stupid. And I was pissed. I hadn't been able to clean up like I usually do afterward. So I get home and my wife is lying in bed staring at her phone. She's just got her t-shirt on riding up so I can see her prissy pussy poking out. I get the idea that has been getting me off more than anything in my life... I'm going to fuck my wife's married pink slit with a dick covered in pussy slime from another girl! I climb up real nice, cooing about how sorry I am, talking about how much a missed her... she doesn't even look up from her phone. I just decide that I'm gonna go for it. So I climb between her legs and pull down my shorts. The waft of stank is so strong, I'm afraid she's going to smell it. But I'm hard as a rock by now. I had filled up the girlfriend's pussy just 30 minutes before but I was ready to pop. In no mood to be gentle, I spit on her hole and rammed in home in one pump. She grunted real loud and said, "god!" I laid into her with 5 hard pumps and shot another load of cum deep into her. Then, I just rolled off onto my side of the bed. She looked at me funny and said, "that was different." I said, "Yeah. It sure was."

I'm going on 5 times. It's tough to line up. Because, believe it or not single guys, wives don't just let you fuck them all the time. But, the 5 times I have pulled it off, I have had THE best, hardest, fastest orgasms I have ever had in my life. When I think about bringing all that slut pussy snot home from my girlfriend and plugging it deep in my wife...it's blow time.

The last time, she was almost on to me. I had fucked my side chick in the morning and came home as my wife was getting ready for work. She was just getting into the shower when I stopped her at the sink. After a little prodding, I bent her over, and plowed in. While I was fucking her hard, she said, "You smell different." So I fucked harder and came in like 30 seconds. Afterward, she asked lots of questions... Why do you fuck me so hard now? What was that smell? Why do you always want me after work?

So she might be on to me. But it's work it.

If you want to see her, let me know.

I'm looking for an amateur cuckold-video that I saw on empornium many years ago.

It starts with a girl who strokes a black dick while her boyfriend is filming it. She strokes and tells the black guy something like "man you got a big dick". After beeing mezmerized about the cock and stroking it for a while, she looks to her boyfriend and says "I got to try it", and her boyfriend laughs and tells her that he knew she was going to say that.

Then it pans over to some BJ, and then they go to the showers, and then fuck.

Can anyone help me?

My step daughter, when she becoming a teen, was really sexy. I wanted to do many things as I was always hard thinking about her. I used to want to see her naked. I tried to get glimpse of her as she changed. One time she saw me and closed the door lol. I guess she sensed me. Anyway, one time I found her sleeping on our bed. I didn't want to wake her up. At first I didn't think about anything. Then I looked at her sleeping beautifully, then decided to pull out my cock and start jacking off. She had her butt towards me and she had some flimsy cover on. I made as little noise as possible as I undid my belt and zipper. I pulled out my cock and jacked off. It was intense. I couldnt make noise because I was sure she would wake up..yet this was masturbation. When I came I shot all over the cover around her ass. My heart was beating so fast. It was an explosion of orgasm.
After that her mom came home and told her to go to her bed. Though I have half heartedly attempted to 'accidentally' expose my cock to her afterwards it never panned out.One time though I did manage to cope a feel of her left tit as we were horseplaying.

A Small Intro to my Philosophy of Life
Thank you for coming to my ted talk.
Yes. I try to move through life without caring about very many real things. I think that I'm very normal. I like drinking coffee, have conversations, get regular exercise. I drink heavily sometimes, but I'm trying to take radical steps to avoid this. I am a student with a part time job living peacefully.

In some Eastern ways of thought, the body and mind are seen as one entity, in so that every action is fueled by the mind at work and every thought matches the body. In these ways of thought, therefore, it's vital to find a balance of bodymind awareness.

I don't see my body as being totally at one with my mind. I see it like a place to experiment and enlighten the mind instead of working in tandem with it. I am taking hormones currently. These are slowly causing my muscles to turn to fat and my flat chest to boobs. I tell no-one this, but my finances are in quite a comfortable situation, and all the money which I save is going towards silicone implants and surgery.

I don't see these transitioning surgeries as ways of feminising myself or achieving a better relationship with how I envision myself in my mind with my body, but instead they do and will open me up to new ways of experience. For instance, in my McDonalds I'm in charge of 'filtering' every morning. This is basically a daily deep clean of the deepfryers. One of the steps involves lifting these massive grease pan tray things out from underneath the fryers and over to the sink. With all my muscles now I struggle. Yet I feel a certain amount of accomplishment at being able to carry them. But now I wonder what it will feel like to know in my heart that I need to ask someone stronger for help.

I feel very much at home in the place of being vulnerable. I enjoy walking alone at night. I like to take risks and not think about consequences. I'm not sure if this way of using the body as a canvas to paint on is a good way to live. This probably all sounds really convuluted. But I'd like to hear what other people think of this.

Is it crazy? or is it stupid and unrealistic? am I too idyllic?
Who knows