Cute Asian Teen Who Works At Subway

I asked out a cute 19-year-old Asian girl from Subway who is out of my league but she surprisingly said yes. We saw a movie then walked around the mall and had some coffee and a pastry. Turns out she only lives about 6 blocks from me so I dropped my car off then I walked her home in the dark as the night was cool but nice.

It was arranged she would come over to my place Wednesday night and after some video games, netflix and some softcore porn she was getting frisky. She said she had only had sex twice before and was interested in messing around but not fucking. I was totally down with that.

She had cute perky B-cup boobs with long, very erect nips which I enjoyed sucking while she rubbed my dick through my jeans. I started moving down her body and she liked when I licked her belly button and kissed her right above her waistline.

I undid the button and zipper on her skinny jeans and pulled them down to reveal super cute blue and pink thong panties with a little white and black checkered bow positioned about at her clit. I could smell her through her panties and it was incredible. I kissed her plump mound for about a minute before she told me to take them off and kiss her.

She had a neatly trimmed triangle of hair above her clit and very thick inner pussy lips. The site and sweet scent of her wet meaty teen pussy had my dick literally throbbing. I pulled her jeans and panties all the way off, admiring her beautiful pedicure and cute little feet.

She asked if I wanted to eat her pussy. I almost laughed out loud at the way she pronounced it: "poo-see"

I kissed and licked up and down her tasty lips and had no trouble finding her very erect clit which was sticking out from under her meaty hood. Her lips were creamy and flavorful. As she adjusted a little, I noticed her anus. It was big and brown and looked very exotic. I told her she has a juicy little ass and that I wanted to taste it.

I'm not sure she knew exactly what I meant because she shivered and moaned when I touched her pucker with my wet tongue and nose. I pulled her closer and really starting lapping her. She tasted so sexy. I licked, kissed, sucked and grinded my nose on her tight beautiful butthole for about five minutes and she was loving it!

"You love it so much there!" she kept saying and moaning.

I returned my attention to her sweet big clit and after only about 30 seconds of flicking it with my tongue she was spasming in my face and her pussy was creaming down all over her butthole. She asked me for a towel to clean up.

After getting my pants and boxers off and laying on my bed, It took her like two minutes to finish me off with a handjob and blowjob. I wanted to cum on her thick little ass but I didn't get the chance. She used the towel to clean up the cum on my shaft and groin. I played with her toes and sucked her tits a bit.

She asked if I wanted to walk her home because she doesn't like walking that far in the dark, but I drove her home instead because it was raining a little.

Her name is Mydee. I will see her again Saturday night when her shift ends.

You ever think about how most of girls you meet even the shy ones, the professional ones, the ones way out of your league, Most of them have been fucked at some point, taken a load to the face, had their holes filled and taken cum deep into their bodies. They've all been taken

I have always been a very sexual person, I guess me being here is proof enough, but I was never promiscuous, more of a serial monogamist. I had three long term relationships, the third being my husband.

Now, since I am here, you can presume, that my libido is very high, and I am here incognito, tickling my imagination, but nothing more, and I have been unfaithful only once, and even then I did not really go through it, and this confession is aimed at that particular incident.

A little prelude, I am in my late 40's, and there was never a shortage of men looking my way, even though I am far from a beauty. This happened at a work event, where one of my colleagues, who I would have never thought would pay any attention to me, started hitting on me, with hints, teasing, joking, you know the drill. He has done that before, and it flattered me, since he is so out of my league, but this time, since we were all, a bit tipsy, he was more open, and direct.

He offered me a ride home, and I accepted, while my heart was pounding out of my chest. During the drive, he reached for my leg, and I did not back out of it, then he took my hand and put it on his crotch - her was ready to go. I felt like I was dreaming, and at the same time I felt huge guilt over the way my body reacted to this situation, because of my husband. When he stopped, a few hundred meters from my building, my hands went for it, without me realising. He tried pulling my head down, but even this was too much, so I kissed him on the lips instead. He was big, and really, really hard, and he came explosively, which I felt was a big compliment for me. I came to my senses after that, and said goodbye.

Now, this never happened again, I made it pretty clear to him, that it was a mistake, but my true confession is, that I remember that night, when I have some time on my own, and please myself to the thought of what could have happened, if I was someone else, someone who can prioritise lust, over love.

I know that this is not much, compared to other confessions here, but for me, it is huge.

When my good friend got engaged to a hot blonde former semi pro soccer player I couldn't figure it out. He's a great guy but she seemed way out of his league. 

I searched her and instantly found that her ex had posted clips of her masturbating and one of them fucking. Lots of photographs too. I watched it a lot and even in my hotel room minutes before going to the wedding. 

I have not mentioned it to my friend. This was almost two years ago and now they are parents. He MUST have seen these. I think about this a lot. 

Did these limit her ability to find someone of equal attractiveness? Did she tell him? Show him? Does it bother him? Does he jerk off to seeing his pretty wife getting fucked by another guy for the whole world to see?

could somebody please tribute my best friend,
ive been trying to fuck her for years but she's way out of my league.

Nothing would get me harder than seeing her pic covered in cum,
she does a tonne of amateur modelling so I can supply more pics if anyones interested,

please please please guys!!!!

would do dirty dirty things to the girl on the right. all of her friends are ugly as fuck and totally out of her league. what do you guys think? i want to fuck her mouth and tie her up and fuck her till she can't walk

You can never get enuff of Imogen,Now a Yummy Mummy,Allways fancied Her,but never stood a chance,Well out of my league,I never measured up,as Size matters to imogen.

I jumped in my friends fantasy football league. Today was horrible between Derek Carr not throwing to Adam’s and mariota not throwing pitts. Anyway I ended up losing. I’m pissed. Then I thought, it’s not so bad, since the guy that beat me doesn’t know I’m fucking his girl. He got the win but I cum in his girls face. So I guess we’re even. I’m gonna use her fat ass even more now.

Are there any cuckolds out there whose wife is being bred by a black bull? If you are one of these guys, do you have a small dicklette and or are just a whimsy nice guy with a wife that is out of your league? Tell us all the details.

I have been reading confessions here for quite some time, but this will be my first one.

I had a bf with whom I have done some swapping in my 20's, and I wasn't a fan of it, on the contrary, I did not enjoy seeing him with someone else, but, he was out of my league, and I did everything to make him stay, but eventually, he didn't. Now, there was a plus side this, it opened up my views on sex, otherwise, I wouldn't be here.

Now to the confession part, I am in my 40's now, and about a year back, I decided to do something, since my husband lost almost all interest in me, sexually. I am no beauty, but I try to keep my appearance on a satisfying level, or plainly put, doing my best in that regard. I love this man, so out of desperation, I hinted towards inviting someone else in our bed, but in a way that in the end, he is convinced it is his brilliant idea.

So far we did this multiple times, with two different couples, and I am still not a fan of it, but it did fix our sex life. He has been all over me, almost twice or trice a week, in between our, not so frequent meet ups with couples.

Who says sex can't save a marriage.

So heres a few pics of my GF. A chick this hot, with tits & shaved pussy like this is way outta my league but she spoils me and watching her cum drives me nuts. wadda you guys think? I have more

Last night I had a 20 year HS reunion. Got a bj from a woman who was my crush, and so out of my league back then. She never got married, and last night she swallowed.

My confession is, that I felt a little disgusted by her.

I had a strange relationship with my room mate, back in my 20's.

I just started working in the city, and she was a friend of a friend, who needed a room mate, so that is how we started living together. We were both in mid 20's, and she was this petite, beautiful brunette, very slim, flat chested, but with a great, athletic figure.

She was a great room mate, nice, calm, not too loud, didn't party, nor have people over, and I was pretty much the same. Of course she attracted me sexually, but I wasn't doing anything about it for two reasons, first one, not to ruin a perfectly well organized living situation, second, I figured she was out of my league.

It was a small, one bedroom apartment, so in the beginning I was sleeping on the couch in the living room. After a while, we figured that we like spending time together in the evenings, watching TV, and drinking cheap beer and wine.

In the end, she called me to sleep in the bedroom, since it had two beds, with an agreement that one of us will evacuate to the couch, if the other brings someone in.

That never happened to me, and she wasn't very active either, she had one bf, for a short time, but I think he slept over two or three times.

Neither of us had many friends, so it was just me and her.

She started going out of the shower just in her underwear, changed in front of me (never going naked, but stripping down to her undies), and I would joke about it, asking her to stop, since I haven't had a girlfriend in ages, and she was replying with some motivational shit, like, go out more, laughing it off.

I would use this new situation, to go out of the shower just in my boxers, with my erection clearly visible. She always looked, but didn't comment.

Every night, I would go to bed , with a raging hard on, I would smell her in the room, too afraid to even move. One of those nights, we weren't still asleep, each in our own bed, and I was so horny, that I thought I will get an aneurism, so I got up, and told her I am going to the living room, and if she would be ok not to come out until I am back. With a sleepy voice, she asked me "gonna watch porn", and we both laughed when I said yes.

So I did this two or three times a week, and always told her to stay away, and she would always have a comment, something like "you did it yestraday", or "again?", but every time it was in a joking fashion, so I figured she didn't mind.

Few weeks later, during one of those nights, she suddenly got out of the bedroom, saying loudly "don't mind me, I got thirsty".

The sound of her voice, and the sight of her, made me cum instantly, and I just covered myself with a blanket, until she got back in the room.

These late night visits weren't frequent, but after a while, she continued to do it. "Bathroom, passing through", or "sorry", and I just started edging, while waiting for her to come. I stopped covering myself when she would pass by, and with corner of my eye, I was looking if she was looking my way. She was.

As soon as she would be back in the room, I would cum. So, I wanted a next step, to cum in front of her. I edged for seven days, yes, seven days, without cumming, during the day, while at work, my balls were hurting, and I just wanted to give her a show. It wasn't intentional, I must admit, on day three, I had my living room session, but she didn't come out, same on the day five, but on the seventh day, I almost lost all hope, when I heard the door open. At this point, she didn't even speak to let me know she is coming through, she just went to the bathroom.

Now, the couch was facing slightly towards the bathroom, with a bedroom door being behind. As I saw her coming out, I started blasting. I didn't look at her, I just saw her shadow standing there, it was so hard not to moan, since I shot three giant ropes of cum all over my chest.

"Jesus fucking Christ, man, we must find you a woman."

I felt a great deal of shame, at that moment, and this perfectly describes our relationship. It was obvious that she didn't want me, and there was some sourness in those words.

Yet, this continued, and one night, when passing by, she told me "this is stupid, if you have to do it, do it in the room, it is the same for me at this point, I saw your pecker a thousand times".

So, I did. She would just sleep, but with a few little changes. She stopped wearing pj's, because "this spring is too hot", even though we've been living together long enough, that I know that she wore her short summer pj's last year. I knew when she was sleeping, and when she was awake. While sleeping, she would cover herself totally, I guess she felt cold, like most women tend to, but when she was awake, she would "accidentally", uncover her bottom, for me to admire it.

One night, while I was doing it, she turned my way, looking at me. "What are you watching?"

"You don't wanna know"

"Ah, cmon..."

"Two guys one girl, a threesome."

"What are they doing?"

"Double penetration"

"Ewww, that sounds gross"

And she just turned around.

It was all like this, I can't even remember all the instances something similar happened. The funny part is, besides this, we still clicked perfectly, hung out every night, joked around, but it was obvious that she wasn't into me.

One night, we were drinking up to late at night, and I wasn't planning on wanking, since I was almost wasted, as was she. When we got to our beds, I almost fell asleep, when I heard some movement. Turned around, she was on her stomach, with her bottom uncovered, wearing a silk tongue (who wears that to sleep), and she was touching herself, with her hand, which was underneath her, while reaching between her legs.

"What are you doing?"

"Shut up, you do it every other night, I can do it once, can I "

I got up, and just couldn't ignore it. She heard me, she felt me standing over her, but continued. My hand reached between her legs, and I started kissing her ass cheeks, her legs. She pulled her hand back, and responded kindly,with moaning. I wanted to turn her around, but she made it clear that she likes it that way, tried to lick her pussy, from behind, but she kept her pelvis on the mat, but when my tongue reached between her cheeks, she perked her ass up, and let me have it. In under a minute of ass licking, she was done, moaning loudly, almost screaming.

As the thought of me mounting her was passing through my mind, she said "don't even think about it", and covered herself.

You can imagine how pissed I was. Still, this continued for a few more months, until one night, while we were hanging out, and drinking, she, while being quite tipsy, opened up, and told me that this whole thing became weird, that she loves me as a friend, but she feels this is sick, and that it has to stop.

I felt ashamed, and just sat there, like an idiot.

"I understand you, but, you know... Maybe I can suck you off, sometimes, I don't know"

I just got up, and unbuttoned my pants, and she did it, right there.

And, it became a thing. I was very careful not to overdo it, I would only bring it up when we had a fun night, when she had a few drinks, and felt good all around. I tried touching her, giving my best to get a reaction, but most times she would just move my hand. It wasn't frequent, maybe twice a month, and sometimes, she would do it mechanically, with no vigor, but other times, I could feel she was horny, since she flirted with my cock, looked me in the eyes, etc. One time, she even licked my ass. Not really, but it is the closest I ever got to a rim job, I was laid back on the couch, she was on her knees between my legs, going down on my balls, and as I wanked, while she was licking them, I lifted my legs a bit too high, to give her access to my scrotum, and she just went down, and went from bottom all the way to the balls, with her full tongue, crossing over my asshole. Not only did it make me cum instantly, she found it hilarious, and laughed like crazy.

This went on for another year, and I couldn't help but to fantasize, about her finally giving in, loving me, making love to me, since I couldn't imagine living without her.

Until one afternoon, she told me she is having someone over, and that I should relocate to the couch. She met him the day before. I could hear them fucking, she was moaning loudly, and the bed was fighting for it's life.

That was it, I had to move out.

It was fun, it was amazing, that period was the most interesting and intense part of my sex life, but you can understand why I feel bitter sweet, when thinking about it.

After I moved out, I have never seen her again. We were friends on fb, until she deleted her profile, and that was it.

One might think, that I felt the old urge, and passion, while writing all of this, but no, I felt miserable.

If dicksucking was a sport, she would be in the major leagues.

So... Has anyone ever given/received a creampie surprise?

I'm not proud of this one, but here goes...

I met a girl online and drove to her house to hookup.  She was... Out of my league, to say the least, even though I feel pretty confident in myself.  Tall, skinny, brunette, and more confident than me.   When I was texting her that I arrived, she told me to go through the backyard gate and come around.  I felt a little weird about it, wondering if it was too good to be true, but I did so.

She was in the jacuzzi next to her swimming pool, and I was awkward meeting her for a moment, because I was never told to bring a bathing suit.   She just laughed and said "join me naked", and she turned a bit and stood up to wring her hair out, giving me a view of sideboob.  I did as she asked and started to get in with her... It was cold, and I was hoping she wasn't looking, because I'm definitely a grower-not-a-shower... She totally was, and didn't look disappointed, so either she picked up on that or didn't care.  

She suddenly got a little awkward too and cuddled into me, taking my hand and moving it to feel her tits.  I started kissing her neck and she reached down to start playing with my junk... I got hard for her right away.   She sort of got on top of me, her ass against my cock, and I played with her tits from behind... They were probably b cup, but that was totally ok with me.

Then she balanced herself and bent over for me.  I started getting on top of her, having to grab the edge because I slipped.  I think she was trying to initiate more foreplay, but I really, really wanted her.  I was fully aware that the condoms in my pants pocket outside the hot tub were neither in reach nor useful in the water.  I didn't care at the moment, I wanted to fuck her.  

It was hard getting inside... She was so, so tight and small down there that my thick tip wouldn't even go in.  After her help and some maneuvering, I was inside.   I started pounding into her from behind, and it felt really good... It was far from the best fit for my cock, but it was pussy and it was amazing.   I was just watching the way she arched her back and picking up the pace... Getting more and more into it.

We'd hardly gone at it for a minute when I felt myself getting close.  I was really inexperienced at the time, and it was embarrassing to not be able to keep up.  I slowed down considerably and squeezed her tits from behind, telling her she was so sexy... I was trying to bide my time and recover, but it wasn't working.  She was so fucking sexy that I was going to cum whether I liked it or not.  

I really wanted to cum inside her, but I knew it was potentially risky and I was so embarrassed.  To be fair, we had talked dirty over messages, and one thing I mentioned was filling her with my cum, but it was in passing with other dirty suggestions, and she didn't give it any reaction in particular.  Having this in mind, I ended up giving in.

I felt my orgasm build and I picked up the pace considerably.  I bit my tongue as I kept thrusting, determined not to give myself away, as I started cumming inside her even as I fucked her.  I can't describe how it felt, because deep down to my dirty inside, I wanted to knock her up just because she was beautiful, and I just kept going, never intending to tell her.

She truly did not seem to notice.  

I, however, needed a moment to recover and felt myself deflating as I was thrusting.  Luckily, I think I lasted longer after cumming than before, and I think I shoved it far enough inside that she didn't know.    I pretended to lose my balance off the edge and blamed that.  

After that, we moved to some lounge chairs put together and started making out for a bit. She was playing with me, and I was taking annoyingly long to get hard again, but I blamed the cold air.  Once I was ready, I got on top of her and started fucking her again.  This time, we went at it for a little while.  Halfway through, she told me she wanted to suck my cock and swallow my cum.  As she was stroking it, I asked "So... since I've at least been inside you, are you on the pill or something?". She laughed and told me she had an arm implant.  She sucked me to completion as I pleasured her and made her cum on my hand.   It wasn't awkward anymore, but once we were finished we agreed to do it again.   Neither of us ever ended up reaching out though for a bit, and once I did, she didn't live there anymore.  

I confess I tell my wife I’m going to bowling league night but then go over to my buddies and we suck each other off. Last time he filled my man hole with with so much jizz it ran down the backside of my balls and made me cum. I don’t consider myself gay but I do love some dick here and there.

So I was looking through backpage escort.. I know that sounds a bit pathetic but I've been really horny haven't had sex in a while so I thought it would be a good confident boost idk.. So anyway as I was scrolling through it i realized I knew one of the girls from high school and immediately checked my Facebook to confirm. Now this girl is 10/10 always wanted to fuck her but was way out of my league. Can anyone give me some advice? I genuinely don't know what to do. If i "vist" her she'll recognize me and might tell her friends and that can really fuck things up for me but on other hand she is really hot and I literally use to wank over.

ATT: All humans beings of 25 human years and up, SPECIFICALLY South Africans - Exclusive Pan-Sexual (I don't buy these sexual-orientation gerundive labels either, but as a fairly accurate generalised proclivity expectant it will have to do = or I could have said: just enjoy fucking everything thats' alive, legal and human) Hard Swing Orgy to be Hosted close to Cape Town end September 2016.

The Party is a minimum time investment of Friday night 20:00 through to Sunday morning 08:00. No popping off to feed the cat or check on the twins or blaze blunts in your Renault.

Minimum age of applicants: 25 (ish) or proof of minimum 2 year completed membership at an acknowledged Swinger Club endorsed by the Co-Hosts.

Minimum age of consideration for Fluffers, Pets or Valets is 21, non-negotiable.

Deposit upon acceptance of an invitation $1000 (excluding taxes / directives) per person. This is the maximum anyone will pay and covers everything. Yes, I really do mean everything. There are several mechanisms to earn proportional refunds. There is opportunity to receive 25% of their deposit back upon departure post-party for being part of the orientation and etiquette refresher (week prior via webcast). Any guests who are active members of MOTHERLESS.COM from application to departure will receive a 6-month Premium Membership to the site from 1 October 2016 to 31 March 2017.

*You are welcome to refer anyone to get the preamble and be put on the potential applicants list they will need to register and participate on MOTHERLESS.com. We don't read deeply into your profiles but it does give certain insights. Only people on the potential applicants list will have their applications processed.*

The setting is a kick-ass mansion which is professionally staffed and stocked. All food, alcohol, attendants, security, medical, gimps, prostitutes, media capture, sex-paraphernalia, fetish gear, raffle tickets consumables and insurance is included. One strictly controlled zone will be live-streamed to certain broadcast partners / websites. Participants have the option of enforcing certain visage censorship options. However your image rights for the prescribed event times and all profits generated from the trade thereof will be contractually leased to us for the prescribed duration of the party.

No masks, cosplay or theme ; guest-list flavour is Pan-Sexual Libertine and we reserve right of admission and omission to make sure the spread is appropriate. All attendees will participate in an online orientation. There is a compulsory ice-breaker for all guests (in the city) the week prior which does have a COSPLAY element, critical to the success of our previous endeavors. Attendance and participation in these essential mechanisms will guarantee a partial refund of the 1000 US Dollar deposit.

This is a Full Hard Swing Party with themed niches, and Pan-sexual in nature, lipsticks and dipsticks will be weeded out during selection process. No cross-species or fecal interactions, nor any juvenile titillation. Any other legal sexual proclivity is welcome for consideration and all applicants need to have at the absolute minimum tolerance for all kink indulgences. If you have boundary list as long as the League of Nations cartographers stick to chat rooms and a some-sex marriage. And your new hobby of deciding how to rebuke me for that insolence.

To paraphrase our beloved site : if it's legal and it gets you wetter than an otter's pocket or harder than genius level Sudoku - it's on. My acid test on any sexual dilemma is "What would Belladonna do?". Then do it.

Everyone may request the preamble and suspiciously question me in an irritable tone via email or this site's inbox but eventual applicants need to be authentically pan-sexual and broadly sexually tolerant and participant Being offered an opportunity to book a place isn't an immediate process so if you are one of those folk that uses that infuriating brush-off "no ping-pong mails" Don't even bother.

Be fluent in English (written and spoken) and practiced in basic swinger etiquette. There are no physical or mental trump cards so if you pride yourself on your monolithic plumbing or Sting-level Tantric skills super - pop it under "Misc". And if you reckon you're the greatest fuck on Earth then we are lucky to have you and can I get a high five while we Australian Spit-Roast an androgynous hod-carrier with "Don't untie the balloon-knot" tattooed in the small of his back? The only way on planet Earth to manipulate me is to be Harley Quinn and threaten my life if I don't fuck you to within an inch of yours. And I don't mean Margot, I mean Harley.

If you meet the age, un-undead and species requirements and can afford the cost you are welcome to apply.

Any folk who are not living locally are offered a free concierge, accommodation, city orientation and travel management package with significant discounts as an optional extra.

old-agreed personal boundaries, discretion, respect and personal safety are FIERCELY sovereign and enforced by our staff who are uniquely experienced in what is a very intense and volatile environment. We rely upon the accuracy of our selection process to prevent any potential unpleasantness but where there are humans, alcohol and sex there is potential jeopardy. The hosts and hubbers manage the sexual climate but from the arrival of the first paying guest until the hosts departure our man Hein is in charge and decision maker. 'n sterk, sterk mannetjie.

All monies are handled via a Trust with external auditing and transacting.

There are 16 guest spots (excluding hosts and staff), I will be looking for one hub couple who will participate free if they take on that practical prefecture for the party. There are 15 remaining Valet and Fluffer positions which are paid contractual roles.

To get preamble:

Message me on the site with friend request (it will be accepted and must stay in place until you make a decision to apply or not. I'm not in the business of harvesting chaff online so unfriend me when it suits you. The premable will be sent out once a week, each week of this month, applications open 1 September.

If you meet age requirements, can afford the cost and are excited to attend you are welcome to apply. Bribes of under 75 000 000 US Dollars will be kept as evidence for about 20 years then thrown back in your face. Rights share participation is not on sale.

Time-wasters, BullShitters, assholes, The Welsh, Scammers, Trolls, Uber-Trolls and UCAs all are welcome to engage / annoy me, just be sure to expect an answer in kind. I don't use chat apps and only use a cell phone to fake calls and look earnest when I can't watch pornography on any other human-sized device. I do not understand pacmen or code, morse the pity.

Suggestion - this is not a compulsory exercise, religious evangelism, product or company recruitment process nor is it my way to antagonise folk. Please think about it before castigating me and questioning my motives, moral fibre, family tree, breeding, choice of jai alai team to support and gene pool.

Our agenda: We like fucking and we like earning money while we fuck, on a carpet of money. If possible.

Application is free, apparently so is Willy. Which is encouraging.

RIGHT here is the requisite CLICHE:

You will know if this is for you or not, act accordingly - of you are unsure or curious follow your nose.

ALWAYS Asked Questions............

How do I know you will deliver the party you are advertising?

Nobody is going to put down 1K USD without being convinced. If you aren't confident in what you have experienced with us by decision time - reject your option to attend and say cruel and uncouth things about my partners.

Other Hosts' Site Profile names please?

My Co-Hosts are not members of this site, so yes, if you choose to pursue interest here you have to deal with me. If you don't like that send a strongly worded email complaint to my boss: "Anonymous". He is often posting on the boards here and seems involved and just a lol of fun.

Can I talk to people who have attended previous such parties of yours (and I don't mean you or any other hosts / employees you Douche-bag)?

Yes, it is part of the process for successful applicants prior to invites being distributed. Although it strikes me you are the one that is full of shit.

Are you Bill Murray?

Fuck no, I wish.

I confess that yesterday I fucked my aunt for the very first time.
Before yesterday there was no indication in either of our lives that this would ever happen and to be honest I'm not sure how to handle it from now on. So to set the scene, I was home for the weekend in London with my parents and they scheduled my uncle and aunt with their kids and my grandma and her partner to come round for dinner. They came over at around 5:30 and we ate around 6:45. At 8 o'clock for those interested will know that the champions league final had started and by the end of it I was starting to get pretty tired. As my aunt and uncle have youngish kids, they were also all pretty tired and my parents offered them beds for the night. by around 10 we were all in bed but being 19, I need to jerk off before bed. Well just as I was starting I get a knock at my door. I close my laptop and pull my pants up and ask who is it in a tired voice, thinking it could have been either of my parents. My aunt opens to door slightly popping her head in. "Hi, you're not too tired are you? I just need to ask you something." "No" I reply and she comes in, shutting my door and sitting next to me on my bed. At this point I've still got a throbbing hard on and I'm trying to conceal in the best I can. She asks me about how university has been going. I tell her its been pretty good and why is she asking me this at the time. She says that she's just curious and asked if I'd met any girls. I said yeah but again why. She then runs her hand up my thigh and cups my balls. "Why do you think?" she says with a smirk on her face. I flinch but begin to realise how hot she actually is. She's 44 with dyed blonde hair, very few wrinkles, small boobs but a nice round ass. She then leaned over and kissed me whilst stroking my cock through my pants. She got up on top of me straddling my waist and kissed me harder and harder. I could feel my cock getting harder and harder and she giggled as she felt it twitch against her ass. She was wearing a blue silk panties which went slightly up her ass crack. As we kissed she started working her ass against my cock, with my cock fitting between her ass cheeks. I then started pulling her panties down as I could feel a slight damp patch against my cock head. For a 44 year old woman with two kids, she was very tight and gave out a muted grunt as I entered her. The whole time we were fucking I think she must have cummed at least 4 times before I did, and 3 goes later she kissed me on the lips and said good night. I found out they had left early that morning to beat the traffic and I haven't heard from her since. Do you guys think this is a one off or does she want to keep this going? The good thing about it is that we aren't blood relatives so it isn't technically incest, but having written this, I realise how much I want this to keep going. It was an amazing night.

I confess that last night I was picked up by a beautiful woman. It's true, but it's actually a funny story.

It started when I was at the bar down the street, minding my own beeswax. I'm just sitting there, and a this hot chick saddles up to to the bar. This chick looked way above my league, but to my surprise, she wanted me. She was also already hammered. (Maybe I look better through beer goggles)

The bartender tried telling her that she was too drunk for me. (What the hell, man? Cockblockula!)

So Miss Hottie took a twenty dollar bill out of her pants and slapped it on the bar. She grabbed me by my neck with her other hand and took me away. (The fuck, am I a whore now?)

Hottie took me outside and into the alley. (This looks promising.) Hottie mumbled something about me being Russian. (Hey, if she's into that, I've got no problems being Russian, comrad. I will straight up murder Moose and Squirrel if that is what it takes.)

Hottie started sucking me right there in the alley. (Feelsgoodman.webm)

She was going to town me. She halfway sucked me dry. (Reference: golf ball through a garden hose)

Out of nowhere, this lady cop appeared and interrupted us. (Cockblockula II: The Revenge of Cockblockula)

The lady cop said, "You can't do that here."

My hottie argued with the cop, "We ain't on the sidewalk. I paid good money for this." (You really didn't need to tell the police that part, Sweetheart.)

The lady cop wasn't taking any shit. She grabbed me and yanked me out of hottie's grip. Then the cop went all Baltimore on me. Before I realized what was happening, she spun me around by my neck and threw me against a dumpster.

I shattered and spilled all over the alley floor. (Fuck, I'm a vodka bottle.)

I struck gold.

I am 40, divorced for five years, and after the end of my marriage, I didn't really have much action. So, my friends, who are a married couple I know for over 20 years, suggested introducing me to their friend, a 45 year old divorcee, like myself. Of course, I agreed, expecting some beat up woman, but hey, pussy is a pussy, and I have been dry for too long.

We agreed on meeting at a restaurant, all together, to pretend like it was a meeting by accident, but both me, and her, knew it was a set up. Before the said meeting, I realized I could've asked for a photo, from my friends, but since I grew up and dated in a non digital age, I forgot about that option.

Oh man, was I surprised! When I got there, they were sitting with this, slim, hot brunette, with big boobs (found out later she did a boob job after divorce), and cute on top of it. Successful, cardiologist, it felt surreal. We talked, drank, had some fun, and exchanged numbers.

I thought she will be a tough nut to crack, thinking, she was out of my league, but she responded to my first call, and we decided to go on a date.

Fucked her on the first night. Man, was I elated, thinking, that I am such a hunk, and I was only not aware of my raw sex appeal...

Well, of course it wasn't like that.

We are seeing each other now, for around five months. Sex is amazing, she is so hot, and opened, and, all in all, a great fucking catch.

But, in that time, I found out a bit about her. She got divorced more than 15 years ago. Felt like an ugly duckling (she is not the prettiest woman in the world, but very, very cute), got a boob job, and after that, her life was a stream of bad relationships. She lived with two guys in that time, and both of them dumped her in a really bad way. Tried dating casually, but as she said, that felt bad, and left her feeling even worse.

So I started feeding that urge, to feel loved, appreciated, wanted. She fell for me so hard, that now I have this gravitational pull towards her. One time, I fucked her missionary, while kissing her, and told her I love her, and that I want to put a baby in her (I had a vasectomy after divorce), so when I started cumming in her, she came so hard, that she started shaking and crying.

I can do whatever I want with her, and I have pushed some limits, she responded without hesitation.

Now, here is my dilemma. She started talking about me moving in with her, after her younger son moves out to college, next year. I kind of want to do it, I like her, everything is going great, but my fear is, that after we do it, the magic will disappear.

I am a bit naive, believing that it won't, but my experience so far, proved me other wise. And in the end, how shall I say no to her, since I feel that might make me lose her.

I have written three posts within the last month or so regarding my aunt and myself beginning our affair. I had a very positive response from those who found the last thread and thought I would post the whole thing as 1 story to read. Enjoy :)

http://mlos.pika777.eu.org/V2D370E8 This is the original Thread.

I confess that yesterday I fucked my aunt for the very first time.
Before yesterday there was no indication in either of our lives that this would ever happen and to be honest I'm not sure how to handle it from now on. So to set the scene, I was home for the weekend in London with my parents and they scheduled my uncle and aunt with their kids and my grandma and her partner to come round for dinner. They came over at around 5:30 and we ate around 6:45. At 8 o'clock for those interested will know that the champions league final had started and by the end of it I was starting to get pretty tired. As my aunt and uncle have youngish kids, they were also all pretty tired and my parents offered them beds for the night. by around 10 we were all in bed but being 19, I need to jerk off before bed. Well just as I was starting I get a knock at my door. I close my laptop and pull my pants up and ask who is it in a tired voice, thinking it could have been either of my parents. My aunt opens to door slightly popping her head in. "Hi, you're not too tired are you? I just need to ask you something." "No" I reply and she comes in, shutting my door and sitting next to me on my bed. At this point I've still got a throbbing hard on and I'm trying to conceal in the best I can. She asks me about how university has been going. I tell her its been pretty good and why is she asking me this at the time. She says that she's just curious and asked if I'd met any girls. I said yeah but again why. She then runs her hand up my thigh and cups my balls. "Why do you think?" she says with a smirk on her face. I flinch but begin to realise how hot she actually is. She's 44 with dyed blonde hair, very few wrinkles, small boobs but a nice round ass. She then leaned over and kissed me whilst stroking my cock through my pants. She got up on top of me straddling my waist and kissed me harder and harder. I could feel my cock getting harder and harder and she giggled as she felt it twitch against her ass. She was wearing a blue silk panties which went slightly up her ass crack. As we kissed she started working her ass against my cock, with my cock fitting between her ass cheeks. I then started pulling her panties down as I could feel a slight damp patch against my cock head. For a 44 year old woman with two kids, she was very tight and gave out a muted grunt as I entered her. The whole time we were fucking I think she must have cummed at least 4 times before I did, and 3 goes later she kissed me on the lips and said good night. I found out they had left early that morning to beat the traffic and I haven't heard from her since.
A little more than a month later, we met for a drink at around 5pm in London at the Charlotte Street hotel which some of you may have heard of. We met and after the usual formalities were out of the way we discussed what had happened that night almost a month ago. She told me that if I was keen then she would want to keep seeing me. At this point I paused to think and she placed her hand on the inside of my thigh, a few centimetres from my cock. I was already harbouring a semi in my trousers and had to readjust to hide myself from any onlookers. She looked into my eyes and I couldn't help myself as I leaned over and kissed her deeply. We then got the bill and got up and walked to the reception and asked for a room for the night.
Well as we walked from reception into the lift/elevator, she took my hand in hers and giggled like a nervous little girl. I smiled back and we got into the lift. As the doors shut we began to kiss again. She had her hands on the back of my head and held my face against hers whilst I kept hold of her back just above her butt. As the lift reached our floor she pulled away straightened herself up and we got out as fast as we could to our room. As I put the key card into the door she grabbed my crotch and we both laughed before stumbling into the room. We fell onto the bed and must have made out with each other for about 5 minutes before I reached up her skirt and began rubbing her panty-less pussy. She stopped kissing my lips and moaned before lightly biting my ear, then kissing my cheek. I must have rubbed and fingered her pussy for about 30 seconds before she squirted into my palm. She then grabbed my belt and pulled my crotch towards her face and unzipped my trousers. My cock sprang free as she pulled my throbbing cock through my boxers and yanked my trousers down to my knees. I pulled off her top and sucked on her nipples as she slowly stroked me. I leaned back and she pulled me into her mouth. I'd be lying if I didn't say that the way she sucks cock is better than anything you'll see in real-life and porn and I count myself incredibly lucky that I got to experience the orgasm that I did from her amazing oral abilities. I cummed buckets of cum, on her face and in her mouth, which she promptly scooped in and swallowed. We looked at each other for a minute deeply into each others eyes and began laughing at how right this all felt. I bent down and kissed her and slid the rest of hers and my clothes off as I tried to start round 2. She stopped me and told me "We've done the bed, now wait here and I'll run the bath for us". The bath was more like a hot tub, with seating and jets in the sides. She called me from the bedroom and told me I could come in now. I eagerly jumped towards the bathroom and saw she'd gotten in and was now surrounded by bubbles. I got in next to her and we kissed again. I grabbed her around the waist and pulled her on top of me. This felt like deja vu, as my cock got hard again and she worked it in between her ass cheeks like in my bedroom all that time ago. I felt myself slide into her and she kept her butt moving like it was before. I grabbed her ass cheeks and squeezed them, she giggled before moaning as I pushed my cock deeper into her pussy.

I think you can probably guess where that went from there.

I had sex with my ex.

He was the only man I ever loved, I was obsessed with him, but we parted ways after college, he became a successful lawyer, married a stepford wife, while it was all of the opposite to me. I felt out of his league, even while we dated.

We met by chance, at a hotel I am working in, now both of us in our 40's. I didn't need much, all he had to do was to reach out, and he did.

I thought we would have a romantic night together, but no, he only wanted anal, and came in my mouth. Afterwards, he left without a word.

I am no spring chicken, nor am I naive, which is obvious from my presence here, but I cried my eyes out that night, after he was gone.

Men are pigs.

snapchat is a whole nother beast with snapbox. i fuck this girl whenever i go home for break. when we were in high school together she was way WAY out of my league but she gained some weight. still has gorgeous ass, tits and face. unfortunately she never sends me snaps with face+body.

Jimmy Saville...RIP.....he died of laughter yesterday, some cunt asked him if he could fix it for Celtic to win the league....HA HA

I really love to steal panties when I get the chance, years ago I would go into different rooms of my friends houses, parties, etc and steal panties that were used or fresh. My panty fetish started years ago when I was at my friends house and found his sister’s panties in the laundry room. I took them into the other room and laid next to there guest bed on the floor and jacked off while smelling the sweet spot. After that one time I was fucking hooked!!! After that I started stealing garbage from one of my neighbors and would go through the entire bag looking for anything I could get off with. They had two daughters that were hot as shit!!! I remember one party I was at I was able to sneak into the “hot girls” room I think her name was Autumn. I remember her being one of those girls way out of my league but got invited by a close friend. I remember stuffing those dirty panties in my pocket and sneaking them out to my car later. All I could think about was how I couldn’t wait to get home and cum to her smell in that sweet spot of her thong!!! Anyone want to hear more? 

Working as a barman at a resort had it's perks. I have done it for five straight seasons, during my early 20's, and after picking up on the things some older guys did, to hook up with guests, soon I got into the game.

I looked good back then, but I do not even think that that was the main thing, it was their feeling of thrill, and experiencing a summer adventure. Now, I do not want this to sound like there was hundreds of them, not even close, a few per season, but all worth wile.

By far, my fav was this married blonde, who was there with her dau. She was 42, and I hooked her on the 2nd night she was there. Hot, slim, and quite pretty, she would be out of my league, anywhere else, but there. I fucked her seven nights in a row, and on the last night, I told her my friend likes her too. She did not want to do it with the both of us at the same time, but that night went out with him.

Those times made me understand women, and do not get me wrong, it is all just a memory now, I am happily married, all that stuff, but in the back of my head, there is this knowledge that they are same as us guys ,maybe even worse, when it comes to the sexual desire, and the need for it to be fulfilled.

Just joined a fantasy football league. If I lose I have to suck the other 9 players dick and let them fuck me. 

My Ex from 15 years Ago.

Keep in mind most pictures 15 years and older are from a time where digital camera where just coming out.... so I don't have any real good sex photos. Bummer. (one of the things I wish I did was take more photos of this ho).

I was young she was young. We are around 25 in this picture:



She was a short BBW and I was a tall, Buff to the hilt guy who worked on a farm to pay for college. I would take my shirt off while picking up hay and I could feel the older ladies eyes burning a hole through me. (ah to be young again).

she loved to be seen in public with me and I choose her because she loved to fuck. She was so small compared to me. It was fun ramming my 8" in her chubby bottom. She knew I was out of her league, and she made up for it by using her ass as my cum receptacle.

so short, sweet and plump. But don't be fooled. She loved to fuck.. and I have been with many women since her and am married with 3 kids now, so Ive been around and I have never met a woman who liked anal or would like to fuck around as much as this one. She is also the only girl I have ever had group sex with. And Ive asked the women I have been with... but none where into it. But this one... My friends and I would constantly tear that pussy up... and she truly loved it.

sticking her tits out:

Did I mention she is a horse person? She told me secretly that she wanted to be plowed by a stallion.. and she had a little bestiality in her although we never made it happen.

We had a dog that she insisted on not getting neutered. Honestly, looking back.... I think she was letting the dog ride her. I walked in a few times where the dog had a huge wet erection... and she was conveniently getting dressed.

She was a lot of fun and I literally would fuck her ass raw.

She would get wet real fast. none of this 30 minute warm up that I have to do now. More like 30 seconds and I could slam her with long hard, deep, strokes. She loved it.She loved to put here head in my huge chest and just take it.

Ultimately our marriage did not last. Sex was great right up to the end.. but that was the only thing we had in common.

I was very physical back then and did a lot of hiking. I loved it when she came along. She was not that great when you has to travel a distance, but she was great in the tent at night.

looking back at these pictures she even looks unhappy and the only time she was happy was when I was plugging her.

This show our size difference well... and that's my cock bulge in my pants. She loved to ride it, suck it, take it in her ass....

Ultimately.... she was very short and plump which did not make for a great outdoors type person. I started going to the gym more.. and being away from home alot. She never wanted to join me.... she went to the bar with "friends" more.. and well it just did not work.

This picture sums it up:

Thats her mother on the left. and a friend of mine on the right... who helped me fuck her good and hard the night before.
We were on a long hike and you can tell she has had it... not sure why I took the picture. Hwe mother knew we had wild sex and in smart little remarks.. would basic encourage her daughter to fuck the crap out of me while she could.

She was a fun ride... not sure whats she is doing now. Think she is remarried, but I only dwell on the good sex as I am much happier now.

So lets see your ex now that I told about mine.

i've had a great weekend! , i went out to a local club and after a while spotted this girl she was cute with long brown hair wearing a tiny little top and small white shorts, she looked hot but way above my league , so i was just hanging out drinking and checking out the hotties on the dance floor , when i saw that girl walking over to me! she said hi and introduced herself well we chatted, drank, danced and had a great time, then we went back to her place i could'nt believe it my luck was so in, welll we got hot and heavy on the sofa then she stopped and said she had to tell me somthing it was that she was a guy! i was shocked but way too far gone to stop she had nice titties and i was so horny! so i thought what the hell and went for it and i'm glad i did it was the most amazing sex i have EVER! had i just came so hard! i'd never been so turned on and when i fucked her ass she was so tight! what a night to remember!

I CONFESS:

FUCK YOU, BRITFAGS! TRY THESE FACTS ON FOR SIZE:

FACT: 36.7% OF ALL U.S. ENLISTED MILITARY PERSONNEL ARE GRADUATES OF IVY LEAGUE UNIVERSITIES. OF THOSE, 54% MAJORED IN A S.T.E.M. FIELD AND 46% OBTAINED A LIBERAL ARTS DEGREE. OF THE 46% WITH A LIBERAL ARTS DEGREE, 49% MAJORED IN CLASSICAL WESTERN PHILOSOPHY OR POLITICAL THOUGHT. SO, UMMM, YEAH, I THINK THE AMERICAN BOYS CAN ACTUALLY THINK FOR THEMSELVES.

FACT: IN 2011, ONLY 2% OF THE ENTIRE BRITISH ENLISTED FORCES HAD EVER TAKEN A SINGLE COLLEGE COURSE. AND 52.4%, A CLEAR MAJORITY, HAD DROPPED OUT OF HIGH SCHOOL BEFORE COMPLETING THE 11TH GRADE. OF THOSE, 77.1% JOINED THE ROYAL MARINES. BIG SURPRISE.

FACT: THE AVERAGE I.Q. OF AN ENLISTED ROYAL MARINE IS 87. AVERAGE FOR HUMANS IN WESTERN, ADVANCED NATIONS IS 100. BELOW 80 IS CONSIDERED BORDERLINE RETARDED.

FACT: A CRITICAL STUDY COMMISIONED BY THE ROYAL MARINES IN 2010 SHOWED THAT BRITISH ENLISTED TROOPS ARE WELL BEHIND THEIR PEERS IN OTHER NATIONS IN READING, WRITING AND BASIC COMPREHENSION SKILLS. THE STUDY WAS SO ALARMING TO MILITARY LEADERSHIP THAT BY 2011 THEY IMPLEMENTED THE CURRENT BASIC AND ADVANCED TRAINING PROGRAMS WHICH CONSIST LARGELY OF ANIMATED SHORT FILMS AND PICTURE BOOKS WITH FEW WORDS.

DON'T YOU BRITFAGS JUST HATE IT WHEN PESKY LITTLE FACTS GET IN THE WAY OF YOUR SILLY FAIRY TALES?

So I started working in sales at a gym. Today was my first day at my club and towards the end they had the PT's out in the lobby working out stretches and such for our members. One PT is really sexy. Black hair, killer smile, great bod of course. I had a potential member who had back issues and was trying out our cardio area. My GM suggested I venture with her to find where she went (lots of floors of equipment) so the PT could work with her.

So we are walking and talking and she said at first she thought I was some type of manager because I dressed nicer then the other sales guys. We chatted about the job and about what she could do to help. She said I could lead and try to find her. So we go through all the areas and don't find her. So she gives me her card and says don't show this to anyone. It's a secret. I don't think the PT's get company issued cards so it looked like she created it herself. But the way she said it and she said to text her when I find her so she can work with her.

It seemed semi flirty. And why the secrecy? It's probably nothing but I don't know. She seems WAY out of my league. But you never know right? What do you think?

Last week I got back from a seaside vacation, where I fucked a married woman for the first time in my life.

Little back story, I am 30 and single. I was at this resort hotel, with a few friends, and among a couple of hot women, that were out of my league, I noticed her. I believe she is in her early 40s or late 30s, blonde, slim, and really cute. After a few days, I tried to position myself close to her on the beach, just for eye candy, expecting nothing more.

Accidentally, we started talking, turns out she is from the Balkans, married to a Danish guy, which explained her good looks, and him being older and way out of his league with her.

She would talk to me, only when he is not around, and in the end, she told me they go out at the evening, one night each, while the other takes care of the kids, in the room, and told me that tonight is her night, but it is boring for her to wonder around the resort on her own. I understood that as an invite, and offered myself to keep her company.

The first night we were just talking, over drinks, and even though I felt she was flirty, did nothing more than flirt back.

The second night, I made my move, and we kissed in a closed beach restaurant garden, which was a bit secluded. Managed to feel her up a bit, but nothing more.

Tomorrow, at the beach, she decided to sunbathe topless. Oh man, that was hot. We didnt talk, since her hubby didnt leave her side the entire day, but she would give me these smiles, when he wasnt looking, and turn my way to give me the better view. There and then, I knew I will fuck her, but the only thing was, that night was "his" night, so I had to wait till tomorrow, wondering, if the buzz will fade away, on her side.

Nope, tomorrow the same thing, but we did manage to talk for a minute, and she told me she cant wait for tonight.

Told my mate, I shared the room with to beat it until midnight, and when I invited her in, she went along. It was great. Fucked her raw, and came all over her big, shaved pussy. After we did it, she told me she has one more day left, so I wanted to fuck her again, but my mate, being an absolute cock blocker, came back earlier, pissed drunk, so I gave my best to persuade her to go somewhere else, on a beach - it is total dark at night, but she had none of it.

On her last day, she was giving me the show, again, and I kept flinching at her to go after me, to the bathroom, so we can talk. Eventually, she did get the signal. I begged her to try to find a way to go out in the evening instead of her husband, and she promised she will try.

She didnt come down.

And that is pretty much it. Only when she left, I figured, I never got her full name, nor socials, nor a phone number. I spent quite a few days searching for her, randomly, but to no avail.

Bloody hell, that was hot, and the worst part is, that I know, that it is highly unlikely for something like that, to happen to me ever again.

For the last few months, my girlfriend has been going away most weekends. She says she's going on mini-breaks, with her friends but I seen that she's been taking condoms with her. She also has come back with hickeys a few times, is covered in door stamps and stinks of booze. I feel like a proper pussy knowing that a bunch of random teenage cunts have been fucking her. When I kiss her I keep thinking about what has been in her mouth or on her face. She is way out of my league if I'm honest - but she hardly fucks me at all. Looks great on my arm though. I'm 250 pounds. She's bordering on model material IMO. Before any of you say "no way would she be with you" - I'm a fairly wealthy guy and she gets what she wants. She's 24 and I'm a bit older. I confess that I would rather have it carry on though than lose her.

I confess my ex broke up with me almost one year ago but I still fantasise her. She was way out of my league, and started dating a black guy pretty soon after we split. I know this is sad but now I really get off on fantasizing about her getting gangraped by her bf and his black friends.

would you?

So I met this girl from the game League of Legends. Apparently she finds me attractive and she starts to talk dirty to me on Facebook. Here are the links to the pictures she has sent me so far ;) If you want more, I can probably get more!

League of Legends girl

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League of Legends girl

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League of Legends girl

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League of Legends girl

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League of Legends girl

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League of Legends girl

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Ivy League Professor Charged with Incest

http://gawker.com/5710961/ivy-league-professor-charged-with-incest

Girl I work with and want to fuck so bad. Out of my league.

I confess.

I am Tommy Robinson. The Leader of THE ENGLISH DEFENSE LEAGUE.

My confession is i wank off over women ib Burkah's.

I also find Muslims a turn on with their sexy beards and horny Jihad bandanas!

I am also ginger.

Ohhhhhhh im so horny!!

This is 100% true.

For over 3 years now I've got the Tube to work, Blackhorse rd>>>King's Cross>>>Monument, and for the past 3 years there has always been the same woman who takes the exact same journey as me but we go seperate ways once we get to Monument. We usually strike up a conversation along the way, she wears a wedding ring and has said a few times to me that her husband is in the RAF, but she's very flirty with me and I've caught her staring at my bulge a few times and she sometimes wears a knee length skirt and sits opposite me uncrossing her legs and swapping over just long enough for me to get a look.

She's 24 and I'm 21 and just been made single, I have to admit, she's way out of my league which has been a barrier for me that I have been affraid to cross through fear of humiliation and having to see her nearly every day on the Tube. But for the past month or so I've been covering for a guy in another branch of work which means I've only had to get a train to Liverpool st station so we haven't seen each other for that amount of time.

So I've been back on my usual rota as of th 14th and I'm thinking to myself as I get on the escallator if she'll be there and how I should react to seeing her, whether it's to late to wish her happy new year and do I act surprised or casual to seeing her. As I turn the corner she's stood there and she sees me, she actually ran towards me and flung her arms around me and gave me a huge kiss on the mouth. My internal reaction was HOLY FUCKING SHIT BONER! but I kept my cool and we got chatting.

She first asked where I had been all this time and how she missed her "personal escort across London" and we were genuinely happy to see each other again, but that kiss she gave me was more than just a "hello". We got chatting as usual and I knew that if a stood even a remote chance with her I'd have to drop into the conversation that I'd split up with my girlfriend and I'm young free and single and on the prowl. So I see an opening and went for it, and she didn't even blink, took one of her gloves off and showed me a ringless finger and said she's getting a divorce.

We stared at eachother for a while in awkward silence, but I thought fuck it and was about to ask her out when she then said to me "you know, I haven't had sex in over 2 years?" My jaw hit the floor. According to her, her husband is sexually repressed and is repulsed by anything of a sexual nature, espescially intercourse. So I sat there and listened to her basicly tell me that she's horny as hell and wants a good shagging. By the time we got to Kings Cross she didn't want to talk about it anymore because it was starting to get busy and people were listening. But we got to Monument and arranged to meet eachother at the station at 1pm for a bite to eat and to continue our talk. I went straight to boots (it's a toiletries/chemist shop in the UK) and bought a pack of condoms in excitement.

Luch time came around and she didn't show, I was really disappointed but not surprised as she really is out of my league looks wise. I just went through my day as normal and went home.

The next morning I was dreading seeing her, my ex had also been trying to patch things up between us and that was on my mind too. But I was feeling confident, maybe a bit to confident and I left the flat and went to the station. Sure enough she was there and she explained that she had been held up at work and couldn't make it and she was sorry, I basicly said it's ok I understand fully, I mean we are two completely different people and we can remain friends if she wants. She laughed it off and said "no I'm not kidding I really was held up at work" and sat next to me and started stroking my inner thigh and smiling at me biting her bottom lip.

The Tube showed up a few seconds later and we got on it, the whole place was empty - it was just me her and the driver. We sat next to eachother and started kissing, she was giving me a handjob by the time the tube started moving, I unzipped and she started to give me a blowjob, this is the kinkiest thing I had ever done, I felt so alive and I could hardly stop myself from cumming. We arrived at Tottenham Hale and I kept a look out for people as she kept sucking the tip of my cock, no one got on our section of the tube and we were on our way again. She didn't even stop for air, sucking me off without a care in the world, not even the slightest bit worried about being caught. I couldn't hold on anymore and told her I needed to cum, she smiled and started wanking me off whilst she was massaging my balls, I came in her mouth and she swallowed it all.

People started to get on the tube at Seven Sisters station and we just sat there in silence until we got to King's Cross where I just said to her that I think we might get interrupted here and she laughed. We walked to the Northern Line platform where it was surprisingly quiet for that time in the morning and she started talking dirty and she wants me to eat her out later and fuck her in the ass like a naughty girl. I had to pinch myself to make sure I wasn't dreaming. It seems she likes running the risk of getting caught in a public place, I mean this platform wasn't busy but there were enough people around to hear her dirty talk and I got a few smiles and gentlemanly nods from a coulpe of guys that walked by.

The tube arrived and we got on, I've still got a bit of cum residue on the end of my cock and there was a metro newspaper on the seat next to me. So I looked at her and she knew what to do, I opened the paper upwards on my lap and she started to give me another handjob. There were 2 guys and a woman sat across from us who must have known what was going on but were too nervous or perhaps proud to say anything or look at us, Monument is only a short way from Kings Cross but she managed to get me to cum again - my heart was pounding and my breathing was so deep and loud I'm surprised no one at all said anything or even looked at us twice.

This is all true, and started on 14/01/10.
I've got more stories to share, and we are both getting more adventurous. If you use the Tube and want to come and watch us, we usually get to King's Cross at about 08.35

Try and find us, we're not that hard to spot out.

I met this female not too long ago, a HOT little blond, and I have a weakness for blonds, I dont discriminate, but blonds are my favorite, lol. Anyways, I was in Books-a-Million, minding my own business just reading the comic books, when she just walked up to me and started talking to me. I knew she wasn't 18+ just by how she held her end of the conversation, but she looked like she was 21, 22ish. She said her friend dared her to come and talk to me. Well after about an hour of b/sing with her, she had to leave, so she gave me her number, and I gave her mine. I never planned to call her, but later that night, around 10ish, she gave me a call. She wanted me to pick up her and her friend, a hot dark haired girl. Now I am merely a man, lol, the blond was about 5'6ish, a buck and a quarter tops, nice B cups, and an ass you could bounce a nickle off of, her friend was a couple inches taller, 10lbs lighter, and had smaller tits, and they were dressed to impress. I live in a small town, so after picking them up, we just drove around. The blond asked me if i knew somewhere we could go to smoke some pot, so I drove out to a state forest, which was only 30 min's from the town i live in. We got there, and she rolled a couple of fat spliffs, and we started smoking. Well that's when it got interesting. They both started talking about how much they love to fuck and well, me being a human male, and my company being a bit out of my league as far as looks go, I kinda egged on the conversation. After an hour or so, the girls started fooling around with each other, nothing x rated or anything, but enough to get me hot and sweaty. I really don't know how or why, but we ended up fucking, and let me tell you, the blond was ok, but the dark haired girl was a pro. After everything was said and done, I ended up finding out their ages, the blond was 16, and the dark haired girl was 14, a week shy of 15. I am almost twice their ages, I know it's wrong, legally and morally, but i do not give a shit, lol. That was 6 months ago. And i'm still fucking the blond, her friend ended up moving to New York or some bullshit. I miss that one, but I think I got the blond trained. Yeah, i'm gonna burn in hell, but I don't care, lol...

I confess, I should pull my profile n pics down from this site, I'm by far the hottest princess on here and don't think any of u r even in my league, not worthy of looking at my beautiful body and face. I know it sounds stuck up but have u seen me? I mean I'm perfect, my tight big boobs, my perfect ass, my beautiful princess face, don't you agree? So your welcome

we need to get a thread or some pics going from the lingerie football league there are some great slips and some fine women
anybody have anything?

I confess that I am going on a date on Friday with a really hot girl. I am not bragging, I am in fact panicking really bad. Does anybody have any advice for dating a girl who is well out of your league? I have only dated one girl before this because I am 22 and was in a relationship for nearly 5 years.

I feel bad that I didn't end it with my ex sooner so I had time to play the field a bit. I have quite a large dick, but I am not really overly confident with how to satisfy a woman. I knew how to satisfy my ex, but that is the only other girl I have been with.

I confess I think I'd rather watch the Lingerie Football league than the NFL. Especially after seeing Mark Rypien's daughter!!

One teacher has some confessing to do here:

"ELYRIA � The Columbia Schools teacher accused of sending topless photos of herself to the son of a man who then allegedly tried to blackmail her was formally charged Monday with disseminating matter harmful to juveniles.

Michelle Kazmierczak, 46, could get up to six months in jail if convicted of the misdemeanor charge.

Columbia Schools Superintendent Graig Bansek said Monday that Kazmierczak has been suspended with pay from her job teaching fifth-grade science at Columbia Middle School pending the outcome of an investigation.

Tyrone Price, the man who allegedly tried to blackmail Kazmierczak, was indicted last week on two counts of extortion.

Price�s attorney, Mike Duff, has denied his client was trying to extort the teacher, whose daughter was dating his son. He accused Kazmierczak of making up the allegation in an effort to get herself out of trouble.

According to Lorain County sheriff�s deputies, the boy, who Duff said was in 8th grade at the time the photos were sent, made comments to Kazmierczak comparing her to her daughter. That prompted the teacher to forward first photos of herself in a bra and later of herself topless to Price�s son, who attended a different school district.

Detective Mike Lopez said last week that Price, who was under investigation by Amherst police for embezzling money from the Amherst Youth Football Association when the blackmail allegedly occurred, found the photos and began trying to extort Kazmierczak via phone calls and text messages.

Price allegedly demanded an Xbox and, when Kazmierczak said she couldn�t do that because her husband would find out, cash. At one point he demanded she sell her wedding ring or claim to lose the stone and get an insurance payout to give to him, Lopez has said.

Kazmierczak eventually contacted deputies about the extortion and her attorney, Kenneth Lieux, said last week that she was cooperating with the investigation. Lieux said his client was a victim in the case.

Price, 38, was placed in a court-run diversion program over the objections of prosecutors last month. He had pleaded guilty to theft and misuse of credit cards, but those charges would be dropped if he successfully completed the program.

He also had to repay $23,556 he stole from the football league that he served as p******** of between 2006 and his resignation in May 2010. Duff contends that Price was a sloppy bookkeeper and never intended to steal any money.

Kazmierczak is due in Elyria Municipal Court next week, according to court records."

http://chronicle.northcoastnow.com/2012/05/01/teacher-accused-of-sending-topless-pics-to-boy-is-charged/

My ex Chelsey Soler from League City Texas. Care for more pics? She is such a naughty thing. Loves to take lots of cocks.

I’m not exactly sure where to begin here, maybe I should begin with my sister calling me and yelling at me on the phone, “what in the fuck did you do?”
Yet that doesn’t even brush the surface of anything at all. My sister knows a couple of Ukrainian women who are in the US temporarily because of the war. They’re both dating each other, they’re lesbians – totally no problems with that – they’re both very pretty too. They work for the same international company my sister works for, and my sister helped them find a place to stay. My sister invited me to come out for drinks with them, and we all had a good time. Of course as a guy I was fantasizing about these pretty ladies. I went home and fell asleep.
My sister calls me, “hey, they really liked hanging out with you too – we’re going out again.”
So I went out with them again. It was fun but I kept getting vibes from Kateryna, a dark haired, blue eyed, long legged goddess that any man would beg to fuck. At first I was thinking I was imagining things, but she kept on asking me questions.
“Why don’t you bring your girlfriend to the bar?”
“Oh, I don’t have one. Single as can be!”
The smirk she had gave me butterflies, “oh you need a girlfriend, I hook you up with Ukraine girl she’ll treat you right!”
Kateryna was a bit tipsy, and winked at me. I noticed a bit of jealousy from her girlfriend Nevena.
“Oh no need to hook me up, I’m suffering a bit of PTSD from my last relationship and I still need time to heal.”
“Oh, poor baby, you will heal,” she came over and hugged me, I could feel her perky breasts pressing into me intentionally, and then she kissed me on the cheek – leaving dark red lipstick where she kissed.
I blushed.
We all went our separate ways, I went home and went to sleep.
In the morning my sister calls, “What did Kateryna want to talk to you about?”
“Huh? Oh nothing she just gave me a hug.”
“No, she asked for your number when we left the bar I thought she’d have called you by now.”
“No, she didn’t call,” I started feeling butterflies in my stomach.
A few hours later, Kateryna called me, “Hi…”
I was nervous, “Hello Kat…”
She laughed a little, “Look the best way to get over someone who hurt you is to move on with your life. How long ago did you get hurt?”
“Almost three years.”
“You haven’t dated in three years?” She seemed genuinely shocked.
“Well…”
We talked for hours on end about damn near everything. Kat invited herself over to my place because she said she wanted to talk face to face. I was nervous – I cleaned my house before she came over.
I thought she would have brought Nevena with her but she showed up alone – ringing my doorbell. I answered it and opened the door. Her beautiful blue eyes looked right into my soul. I must have been blushing a lot.
“Oh, no need to be nervous! I don’t bite, much, well yeah I do. I bite.”
I laughed, and invited her in and asked her if she would like something to drink.
“Just water.”
She sat down on my couch and I got her water.
She smelled so good, her sweet perfume only added to my attraction to her.
I gave her a glass of water and sat down across from her in my living room chair.
We talked about relationships, she told me about how it was when she left Ukraine and how she saw dead bodies. She started to cry a bit. Kat kept trying to make eye contact with me but I’d shyly look away.
“Hey,” she said and I was drawn to her eyes.
“Look,” Kat said, “I know this is awkward for you. I know I’m in a relationship but it’s a weird relationship – it’s an open relationship. Nevena only likes women but I like men and women.”
“Oh, you’re bisexual, that’s cool!”
“Why you sit all the way over there come here!” She said playfully.
I got up and sat next to her.
She gave me a hug and I inhaled how sweet she smelled. I felt her lips gently kiss my neck and I pulled back.
“It’s okay, you don’t find me attractive I’m not like American girl, blonde hair…”
“No, no I think you’re a very very beautiful woman – way out of my league, you’re easily an 11 out of 10! It’s just I don’t want to wreck anything you and Nevena have.”
“It’s an open relationship, she fucks other women and I barely get to have some dick.”
“Oh,” was the only thing that came out of my mouth before my tongue was deep inside her mouth and my hands were groping her lovely soft breasts. She pulled her top off and unbuttoned her pants and slipped them off. No panties.
I started kissing her body, licking her tits as she moaned my name. My fingers slid into her wet pussy and it was tight as hell. Her lips latched on to my neck and I felt her teeth sinking into my flesh. My cock was bursting out of my pants as she unzipped my jeans. Kat pushed me back and slid my cock deep in her mouth. Her head bobbed up and down and I felt like I was going to explode, she knew I was about to bust and came up for air.
“Cum in my mouth!” and she started sucking again. I grabbed her hair and pushed her deeper down, and my cock pulsated hot cum deep in her throat. I laid back, catching my breath. Kat smiled and started stroking my cock with her hand.
“You haven’t had sex in a long time, no?”
“In about 3 years… I haven’t had sex…”
I felt my cock getting hard again as her sweet soft hands pulled and tugged.
“You lay back, I want to ride your beautiful dick.”
I felt the warmth of her pussy slowly taking me in. The grip her cunt had on my cock was something I’ve never felt in my life. I was worried, I didn’t have a condom on and she was riding me like no tomorrow – like a porn star in love. Her lips met mine and our eyes locked.
My hands cupped her giggling tits, her pussy pumped up and down taking me in deeper, gripping me pulling me.
Kat’s body shuttered in ecstasy as she came all over my cock, her juices dripping down my testicles and she collapsed on top of me. My arms wrapped around her slim waist as my cock still remained in her.
Kat kissed me on the lips, “your turn… I want all of you inside of me.”
Her hips began to swivel, her pussy clenched tighter on my hard dick.
“I can feel how hard you are in me,” she gasped, as I watched my cock sliding in and out of her.
“Ohhh cum in me! Cum in me please,” she begged.
I couldn’t help it. I couldn’t pull out of this beautiful woman, I wanted more of her…
I erupted inside her, it was the most I’ve ever cum in my life. It felt like I came for five minutes, ejaculating over and over. She moaned with excitement as she pumped every last drop of cum out of me and into her. I came so much I was dripping out of her filled pussy. She felt how much cum was in her and she laughed a bit.
“That’s a lot of cum!” Kat laughed, “I’ve never seen so much!”
I didn’t want to ask if she was on the pill, I was so out of breath. We cuddled for a little while and she had to leave. For two weeks straight every other day she’d come over and we’d fuck. I always left her satisfied. When I ate her pussy, it was absolutely the sweetest pussy I’ve ever tasted. My ex’s pussy was bitter, fishy – Kat’s pussy tasted like cotton candy and smelled like roses. I hate to say it but with her charming personality and perfect body – I fell in love.
It was right after New Years, on the second (which was yesterday) my sister called me.
“what in the fuck did you do?” my sister asked angrily.
“What are you talking about, Kat? They’re in an open relationship and she was the one who initiated everything!” I told her.
“Well, I’m glad you’re so calm about becoming a father!”
“Wait what? Kat didn’t tell me anything about being pregnant!”
“Yeah, she called me in a panic, she missed her period, took a test and it was positive, her and Nevena broke up and she’s moving out of Nevena’s apartment… “
“She doesn’t have to look for a place to live, she can live with me,” I said immediately, “I’m going to call her right away!”
And I did. Kat was a bit hesitant because she didn’t want to impose – but we had a long conversation about things. Turns out she has feelings for me too. She told me as soon as she seen me it was like she met “a rock star, I felt like I met a rock star… and I was weak in the knees, and when we made love, because that wasn’t just a fuck – that was making love… when we made love I felt you, I felt your soul and I wanted more…”
“I fell in love with you too, Kat…”
She’s moving in on Friday!
I know – it could be a bad life choice for me to do this. For all I know she’s just trying to get US citizenship… but the way she is, the way she looks at me… it feels too real.
I guess the confession here is that one of my sister’s co-workers came to the US to get away from the war in Ukraine with her girlfriend, and I knocked her up and now I’m head over heels in love with her.

Three college besties.I dated one of these sluts before college and most of freshman year. I was aware she was out of my league in looks and dumb and acted slutty but I put up with it for obvious reasons. Found out the sluttiness wasn’t just an act when one of the other sluts warned me that she was cheating on me. She let me cry on her shoulder and eventually cum in her mouth. I never confronted my gf about it because now I had two dumb, out of my league sluts draining my balls regularly. We eventually broke up for unrelated reasons. Fast forward to junior year when one night out I pulled the hat trick by fucking the 3rd friend. Not to mention a couple other sluts in their circle. They’re all still friends and I don’t think my ex ever found out about the other two. I miss college. 

I confess that when I was 19 my girlfriend who is a model type and friends told me was way out of my league, insisted on a threesome with another guy and had me give him head, filmed it, then used the video as leverage when telling me she'd been fucking her ex-boyfriend for 10 months and that I'd have to deal with it or she'd show everyone the video.

That was six years ago and we've gotten married and 'had two kids together' since, which is fairly impossible since the most action I've had is to be allowed to cum on her tits or stomach when I work enough overtime. Sometimes I watch her fuck and jerk off.

Long time reader, first time poster.

The reason is, that I actually did not have much to post, since my sex life was never that exciting, several partners until I hit 40, after that a dry spell - until last night.

I was out with a friend in this, kind of late night bar thing, and there was a woman there, our age, I started hitting on her, even though she looked way out of my league. She joined us, drinks kept pouring, and this married woman, soon, revealed herself as one of the most unhinged people I ever had the pleasure of meeting.

We ended up at my place, all three of us, and there it was ,my first ever threesome, we even dp-ed her. I just got up, my friend is still a sleep, and no sign of her, she bailed early I guess. I checked, nothing is stolen, everything is fine, and I just can't believe this happened.

So I jumped right in to write it down, still buzzing from excitement.

So I stole 4 pairs of panties today.
Yes it's true. How do i feel about it? Well I'm sure the world record must be in the hundreds, so I am nowhere near that level. I'm strictly amateur and opportunist.
So today I had the chance to grab something from my (female!) boss's pantie drawer.
She is really into thongs, pricey ones. Picture her wearing one - she's talI, 43 and black - a black Ivy League Princess. Long legs, perky tits. I actually started to wonder where her everday knickers were hiding.
But I digress. I swiped a slippery strip of silk which still had the scent of her in the gusset.
2 minutes, in and out.
So the other 3 pairs come from my neighbour. I stopped by to look in on her flat while she's away, and ended up after much deliberation, narrowing my choice to:
- A thinning well-stretched pair of white cotton big-pants
- Lacy big briefs (I am wearing these now).
My neighbour is short, blonde, 30. Bubbly, cheeky (groan!) with massive tits and a very sizable arse.

So - cut to the chase. I need to cum in one of these pairs of pants. Which one will it be?
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