I confess I didn't dye Easter eggs this year!

Just had my Easter eggs fertilised  

I used to steal sweets from the 'pick n mix' when I was younger. I was a bad egg back then.

I love looking been the legs of women thinking about how they only have one or two layers of fabric keeping me from seeing their fine pussies and whether they shave or keep their little bushes growing. Then I think about how, if they are wearing panties, it's gusset is rubbing up against their bare pussies... I wonder what their panties look like, plain? lacy? cotton? color? Are they perhaps ovulating or on the rag? Pad or tampon? Did she have sex recently? Is there perhaps a mix of her and her lovers cum drying between her legs? If she's ovulating, is she thinking about it, reflecting on her monthly egg? Some I speculate about whether they may or may not be virgins even, others are proven not to (being milfs).
What does her pussy look like? An tasty bun innie? Lovely expressive flowery butterfly lips? What about their clits? Endless variation and beauties, each a masterpiece of it's own...

I try to peek (down their backs, esp. if they're reaching for something and bending over) when I think it's safe, maybe catching a glimpse of their panties, some times I don't, some times I do... and then I'm usually able to see enough to figure our the color and general type of panties (thongs are usually obvious, and look rather uncomfortable, and I amuse myself thinking about how totally socially suicidal it would be to suggest we make a trip to a near by clothing store to get her some more comfy knickers to be snugly making out with her pussy lips, and maybe a matching bra if she's "kind enough" to let me check the fit and how well it holds her tits).

Of course, I also feel a strong desire and yearning to cum in their pussies, and then think about how they have my cum in their pussies and making a mess in their knickers. Which of course makes me wonder how many of them are on some kind of protection and not, and how many are trying for babies... Looking at those I know have kids, I think that it would be fun to put one of mine in them, of course I'd rather their existing ones be my handy work, but, they're milfs and that's hard without them having prior kids. Also, it would be fun, sending them home with a fertile unprotected pussy teeming with my seed, hopefully one of them entering her egg as she enters her home with a secret in her she'll have to convince is her man's doing. That or her telling me she had to have an abortion because she realize she was preggers, letting me know I had her pregnant for a few weeks or so... of course I'd tell her I'd be happy to knock her up again...
It would be fun, discretely checking her belly for the signs of success, and wondering what's at work inside her womb. Letting her catch me looking, and give her a wink and seeing her reaction, maybe a smile and posing or perhaps and embarrassed look of guilt or just shyness.

But most of the times, all I have time for, is a quick fleeting glance at their clad crotch or their wiggling ass as they walk away or sit down and an inner smile of all I can imagine seeing and doing. It's so easy to get distracted, so tempting... Most of them would probably not take it as a compliment that I'm that curious about their female bits, or how I would love to cum in them, not because I love them, but because I'd love to simply have my cum in their pussies and know it's there inside them exploring their most intimate parts and folds and maybe finding a big price and knowing the feeling of being inside each any every one of them while cumming...

Not sure if this best place but I wanted to confess that I use to beat the shit out of my ex girlfriend. She was 18, I was 21 then, and it wasn't doing sex or anything but it was when i get pissed off. I would punch her in the back, or the same place on her legs, a few times in her stomach and twice in the head. I admit that it give me a great rush, i great power trip. She was so scared of me, and but loved me. We dated for about 6months even if all her friends told her to leave me. She never did. After hitting on her i would have to give her the i am sorry story and tell her its out of love. she really believed I loved her. I broke up with her for another bitch but i see now she was a good egg, i should have staied with her. I wanted to punch her face, never did :(

I confess. I have a fetish with woman laying eggs kinda odd, but not on this site. Can someone post some links.

So two morning ago I went over to Safeway to get some groceries. After I parked my golf cart and on the way to the front door, I passed the UPS store. There was this man going into UPS struggling with what looked like of stack of 8-10 boxes and packages. I opened the door for him, he went in thanking me, and I went on my way.

At Safeway, I bought some stuff (milk, eggs, cheese, raison bread, and so forth) and after checking out I decided to get a latte at Starbucks in the store. When I was on line to pay, the same man was suddenly appeared from behind, pulled out his credit card, and told the cashier that my order was on him. He got regular coffee and we sat to chat for about half an hour. He was really a sweet guy. He retired from the Marines after 20 years and then put 20 years in with the department of corrections. Like I said, he seemed like a sweet guy. A little while later, he was fucking me and filling me with cum.

The moral is, even if you are a mature gilf, showing some kindness goes a long long way, and I mean long. Feel free to comment and as Pat Benatar sung, hit me with your best shot.

Happy Easter, everyone! Care to guess where she's hiding the Easter eggs?

I confess I ate Portuguese egg custard tarts (Pastéis de Nata) for breakfast. Mmmm! Yummy!

Holly is back and she wants you to fill up her filthy mouth with your creamy egg nog

Don’t disappoint. 

1….2…..3….go!

I am not gay but my best friend just crapped out a Cadburys creme egg and i greedily ate it.

Anyone want to chat about wanking? Wife in bed, I'm looking to stroke. Have some new tingling lube and a new egg toy I'm looking to try.

Ideally looking for a F or couple. Open to JOI and sharing. 

My ex ain't that bright. Yesterday she got lost hiding eggs. We couldn't find her , until someone thought of checking the local bars , and bingo.looming. My confession is ,Next time she gets lost , we ain't looking.

Sister in law came over early this weekend to see the wife. I was making breakfast sausage and egg tacos. I rubbed my dick all over them. It gives me great pleasure (and a rock hard cock) knowing she ate my dick sweat. I couldnt cum in it, the wife was in the other room.

I feel horrible. I allowed a whole set of eggs go bad in my fridge. I can't just throw them out. So, I've devised a plan. My neighbor is always smoking. It bugs the crap out of me. Late tonight, I'm going to sneak over to his yard and plant the eggs all over his front yard, making it look like the fucking Easter bunny came overnight and dumped all over his yard. I'll even put a few in his bushes on the top where he can find them - then I'm going to dump a ton of carrot seeds throughout his lawn so in a few weeks after the rains carrots will start forming in his nicely manicured lawn.

That fucker. I hope he blows the smoke out his ass when he goes out to get his fucking paper.

Surprised there isn't any ovipositor fetish videos out there, there's a new toy that you can use to essentially lay eggs in your ass or vagina. Not sure if I'd ever use one, but I'd love to see it in action yet there aren't any videos with anyone actually using them. I'm sure whoever posts one first would have a lot of views/followers from it. Please post or links a video if anyone finds/makes one!

http://www.vice.com/read/the-emerging-fetish-of-laying-alien-eggs-inside-yourself

So earlier in the Hangout Chat Room I was saying how I was going to use Veet on my balls to make them bald as an egg. A user ( I forget who ) asked me to upload the results. Here they are. Excuse the flaccid cock.

Think he found one of her eggs on Easter Sunday?

12:44:53] Randomonium is nomming creme egg icecream

so w Easter around the corner, I'm curious if anybody else would consume this flavor of icreams?

Slut MILF Chrys
How many eggs can she hide?

I was traveling yesterday, stopped for the night. After relaxing for a bit, I wanted something to eat. It was a little late, so one of the few places open was Waffle House. Ok, I like their sausage and egg hashbrown bowl, so I went there. This morning I took a dump and my shit legit smelled like Waffle House 

LOLOL this guy doesn't know a trol when he sees one.

You: hey asl
Stranger: m
You: how old
Stranger: 23
You: oh.. wanna be my daddy-bear?
Stranger: u like role play
You: daddy whats role playing?
You: i just wanna play wit my little alligator trapping device
Stranger: u play sex roles like school girl and cheerleader
Stranger: stuff like that
You: daddy just tickle me and quit asking me so many questions
Stranger: i walk towards u say sorry daddy dont punish me
You: its gonna be time for my nape in my carmal candy box daddy
Stranger: i say sit on my lap
You: daddy whats this?
Stranger: i kiss u and grab your ass
You: daddy! no!
You: I grab a frying pan and start cooking some eggs
Stranger: i go behind u I kiss your neck and start to play wit your tits I say u want me to stop
You: daddy what are you doing touching my itty bitty boobies?! youll feel the kleenex's i blow my nose with!
You: I turn around and face you
You: daddy, someday, I wanna be an astronaut and fight Zorg on the moon daddy!
Stranger: Shure but today u go to the room put on a tight sexy outfit on
You: like which one daddy? my sexy little buzz lightyear one grandma bought me?
Stranger: your tightest pear of pants and smallest shirt u have
Stranger: how old are u
You: daddy you dont know how old I am?!?!?! Im ashamed of you being my father!
You: i sit on the floor and begin to pout and start singing phil collins
Stranger: I say come here
You: Fine daddy! I get up and walk like the hunchback of notre dame over to you
You: this turn you on daddy
You: oooohhhh yeaaaah my big hunchback
Stranger: i say I forgot I'm sory now how old
You: im 12 daddy
You: and now youve made me burn my eggs!
You: i go to the stove.. yup! ruined! now i gotta put em on my butt daddy!
You: you wanna eat the burnt eggs of my wittle cute butt daddy
Stranger: I say come over here I got a better idea lets go to the bedroom
You: fine! im bringing my eggs tho
Stranger: u bend over to pick something up I slap your ass
You: daddy! that hurt! next time this happens I'm calling John Cena!
Stranger: i grab u I have something for u to do
You: is it clipping grandpas toenails again? let me get the chainsaw... I skip outside to the shed and start to look for the chainsaw
You: oh no!
You: a pterodactyl swoops down and snatches me up!
Stranger: i say to make u mad u really 12
You: I have crazy sex with it instead of you
You: Fin.

I confess to eating 4 fried eggs 2 slices of toast with butter and 3 chocolate chip cookies and 1 cup of coffee.

Okay so, in Highschool I was a relatively unknown nerd. I was pretty pudgy and most of my graduating class didn't really know who I was. I wasn't disliked or anything, just relatively unknown.

As soon as I graduated, I got the fuck out of dodge and went to school. It's now been 7 years, I'm 24. When I was away at college I really 'came out of my shell' as they say, I got in (good) shape and I got my degree and started a career. I'm doing very well for myself-not quite 6 figures but close, with a very healthy nest egg and enough savings to live comfortably. I recently moved back to my hometown because I got a great job offer, and I ran in to a few old friends who invited me to a party, which lead to meeting more people who recognized me and I got invited to more and more parties, eventually I was back in touch with most of my graduating classmates who still lived in the area.

I figured that since I was in good shape and fairly successful, I was going to try to fuck all of the girls that I always wanted to fuck in Highschool, the girls who never even knew my name. If I could blow a load on their face before they could remember who I was, it would be even better. I've gotta say, I'm doing pretty well - it's amazing how easy these girls are when you can play the "you don't even remember me" pity card at the same time as the "I'm rich and in shape" card.

There was this one bitch, Alyse, who I used to fantasize about all the time in school. Slim body, fat tits, and a cute face. She smoked a lot of weed and was a pretty good painter, she always just seemed like a chill girl who looked really good in school. She was sucking my dick (for the second time) when she suddenly had an epiphany, pulled my dick out of her mouth, and said "I just remembered you from school!" I couldn't stop fucking laughing, she actually got really mad about it and I doubt I'll see her again.

Anyone else ever done anything like this? The idea of fucking a girl that I know without her knowing who I am has become, like, my biggest fetish.

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WTF? Tiny titties are OK, but when they are saggy as well, how does that happen?
Two poached eggs in the snow!

Dildo and 2 eggs

There's an egg at the end of that cord. Pity if the cord broke....

they just pumped out my septic tank. smells like fucking rotten eggs in here. nasty

I confess that, while I'm happily married and love my kids, that I miss when I lived alone during college and for the first couple years after. I had a huge womens wardrobe with lingerie, heels, garters, corsets ans stockings. I had a huge collection of dildos, fists and plugs that I used daily while in drag. I would fuck myself, cum then change outfits, shoes and underwear and keep a plug I trimmed into a giant egg in my ass and walk around with it for a few hours till my cock was raging and repeat the process. After days off when I was home along I could hardly walk or sit the next day my ass would be so sore and stretched. usually I couldn't wait to get home and do it all over again. I still fantasize and jack off thinking about it and wish I could somehow go back to it.

Hay fuckers, I got you some Easter eggs!

I love using random objects on women. It's just so much fun. Finger them, eat them, get them super wet then finish them with their hairbrush or toothbrush or a flashlight or a sharpie marker etc. Im all about the randomness. Like you're really really close, awesome suck me off while I finish you with a highlighter! Talk about feeling like a whore, they taste your cum and when they look down it's their hairbrush sticking out, not even their toy...  You know they're tossing it. No way they can handle it the next day! Oh your ex was really into cigars, I can do that. Ever shove 5 highlighters in a whore, slip paper under her, an tell her to make art while you skull fuck her? She was a 20 year old art major... framed it... gave it to her parents for Christmas. Even had a couple stains on it because she gagged!

The other thing I love is putting it in their ass. Probably 15 years ago I discovered awesome plugs, every girlfriend gets one around month 3. Inserted every date. Inserted every session. I always tease publicly just so they know I'm serious. The old wireless eggs sucked but the Lush 3 is worth every penny. Set it to your phone, get them going hard while sucking. Then pull it, finish with a random in. There's times I've used the fat sharpie in the truck just to leave something in their snatch while they swallow a load. First time they don't want a load in public I'm cool. That night they're teased relentlessly, multiple O's, multiple songs, just rolling O's and lots of lube. Until I'm bored an then I pull the plug and ass fuck them. Odd how many women prefer swallowing a load with a butt plug in vs actually taking it up the ass. After that they're pretty broken. You want head on the beach, they'll unzip you. You bored watching movie previews, their mouth is your entertainment...

Best part, consistent unbroken string of women over a 20 year period... my wife has no clue. Co-workers, friends, sports rivals, hell the 20 year old was a Karen's daughter my wife hated. We go to Church an my wife thinks my phone is buzzing because of work texts.... nope... 14 Bluetooth connections and one of them gonna see God, maybe it's hers, maybe not. Lush needs a group toy session so you can set off all 14. Pastor gonna think it's a damn miracle!

I confess my nuts are like a pair of Easter eggs because my wife hasn’t wanted to have sex for 5 months.

I’m not gay but I’m at work rn but I just wanna suck hella dick and I just wanna be in prison rn scared getting cracked like an egg by really mean black guys. 

just added the vid i shoot myself yesterday

so... enjoy it if wanna

I confess i came watching this video... there�s a part in the middle of the full video where she chokes on cock and has a big bowl of eggs poured down her head...insane and unique. well, im maybe a freak, but here you go.

http://facialabusesunisa.com

I want to suck those fertile black eggs until they pop

I confess im doing coke,stuffed a vibrating egg in my ass and wanking to all the porn i can find !

I confess the best sex I ever had when I was fucking a 28 year old married chick and using no protection. She loved me fucking her doggy style and it turned me on to know my sperm was seeking her egg to breed. She went home many times dripping of my seed.

Been looking for a video that has an asian woman blindfolded and supposed to suck on an egg, but the man ends up switching out the egg with his dick. Can anyone help?

i confees that i just made a damn good three egg omelette and the only way it could be better is if i had some naked chick to use as a table...

My Skyrim character knows how to please sexually.

She's a good egg.

Can I have your attention, please?

You guys suck eggs.

Carry on.

Im scared of eggs! Round white things full of orange goo that come from chickens vaginas!

Big full eggs

I used to have a video (was about 1998/99) of some girls, I believe it was in an outdoor environment, like near a pool or something. One girl was cracking raw eggs into the ass of another.

Does anyone have it? or similar?

Thanks for all your kind words feeling much better now after my fall today, just had egg and bacon with some nice bread for my super, and am now going to bed with a cup of hot milk, kind regards all.

I tried my cum. It tastes like raw eggs with chilli.