Can I have your attention, please?
You guys suck eggs.
Carry on.
Replies 4
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27 Mar 2010 12:42AM
Sucking eggs sucks. The shells have no taste, really. They taste like some chicken's ovum. Not a fan.
Personally, I prefer breaking them and putting them into an omelet (usually with some cheese and mushrooms). My favorite breakfast! Just make sure you coat the pan with some olive oil before cooking, or it might stick. It's best to use a non-stick pan, too.
I can recommend non-stick pans if you need, by the way. There's some good ones on the market. I'd recommend going to a proper restaurant supply store for your purchase, though. The ones the sell at Wal-Mart (and related stores) don't last that long. When I'm cooking (and not sucking) my eggs, I'm partial to the best crockery.
Actually, there's a lot you can do with eggs.
You can put them in cake mix.
You can drink them raw (if you're a health aficionado without an aversion toward bacterial infections).
You can throw them at people's houses on Halloween.
You can dye them (Easter is coming up! Yaay!)
Or, you can reference them in a lame, unoriginal, weak-ass post towards nobody in particular. What's your point, dick?
Can I have YOUR attention please? Your funny. HAHAHA!
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27 Mar 2010 12:42AM
Sucking eggs sucks. The shells have no taste, really. They taste like some chicken's ovum. Not a fan.
Personally, I prefer breaking them and putting them into an omelet (usually with some cheese and mushrooms). My favorite breakfast! Just make sure you coat the pan with some olive oil before cooking, or it might stick. It's best to use a non-stick pan, too.
I can recommend non-stick pans if you need, by the way. There's some good ones on the market. I'd recommend going to a proper restaurant supply store for your purchase, though. The ones the sell at Wal-Mart (and related stores) don't last that long. When I'm cooking (and not sucking) my eggs, I'm partial to the best crockery.
Actually, there's a lot you can do with eggs.
You can put them in cake mix.
You can drink them raw (if you're a health aficionado without an aversion toward bacterial infections).
You can throw them at people's houses on Halloween.
You can dye them (Easter is coming up! Yaay!)
Or, you can reference them in a lame, unoriginal, weak-ass post towards nobody in particular. What's your point, dick?
Can I have YOUR attention please? You're funny. HAHAHA!
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27 Mar 2010 1:35AM
Again: HAHAHAHA! You're such a silly. Nice effort on the response, sweetness. You had a point with your "suck eggs" thing? Make it. Please, let me (us) know why we should all suck eggs. Anything intelligent in your repertoire? (c'mon...think...you can do it)
