For the love of pussy, would someone PLEASE tell me how you put a photo in the message box on these boards?

i confess that its frustrating to have an in-box full of comments for a deleted pic/vid. i wish the hell i knew what they were talking about, lol

I want to fuck a kike in the boom boom box while she wails "GOY GOY GOY!" and talks about her bank account.

So, we go out to dinner. Nothing too exciting, but we do pick up her birthday present, a Bluetooth mouse for her tablet. She gave me mine yesterday, a paid trip to a local gaming convention, hotel and everything included. Also, one book of my choice, since when she went to go look, the ones I wanted were sold out.

Anyway, when we get back, as soon as the door is closed she’s stripping, like a good little Slut. She then gets up on the bed on all fours, presenting her ass for her spanking. New rule implemented starting this weekend, and one she loves. So, I take care of a couple things while she’s waiting, and then get onto the bed behind her and start administering her spanking, light slaps, nothing hard, but they do come fairly fast. It takes a couple minutes before her ass is red, but it does happen. As I’m doing this, I look over and see her hairbrush nearby. I reach over and grab it and slide it into her wet cunt (you can smell it, from her excitement about being spanked) and resume my spanking. She moans like a good little Slut.

I give her a few more spankings, then reach down and start manipulating the brush in her cunt, sliding it in and out, turning it, wiggling it side to side and up and down, just driving her crazy. Soon she’s begging to cum. I let her, with her countdown starting at 15. As she’s counting down, my hands are wiggling that brush side to side, and you can see her jiggling, and hear the trouble she’s already having with numbers.  My hand needs a couple seconds break, and she rushes through as many numbers as she can. Probably wouldn’t have made it if I didn’t need a break. Seems those hours of popping a counter 3 times a second helped out. ;)

After she cums I have her roll over onto her back, leaving the brush inside. She spreads her legs for me, and I continue with fucking her cunt. I keep up the same things, eliciting a different feel due to the position change. Pretty soon she’s asking to cum again, and without hesitation I tell her to go. She has a good orgasm. As she’s coming down off of it, I slide her brush out and tell her to clean it. The little hole in the handle is filled with her goo, nice, white, and creamy. She opens her mouth and in it goes. I leave her there as I go to the toy drawer, thinking about what I want to use.

I come back and first cuff her hands, and then secure them above her head (while putting on the cuffs, some of the cold metal touches her skin, and she gives a little shiver. Delicious to watch). Next comes the blindfold. I make sure it’s in place correctly, and then go to get the rest. I put a couple more cuffs around her ankles, and then tie a couple of short ropes around the runners on the top of the bed. Next I snag her little red vibrator, turning it on and slide it into her still wet hole. She moans in satisfaction as two of her three holes are now filled. I then thread the rope through the rings on her ankle cuffs, and secure them in place, pulling her legs up and out. With both like that, her cunt is nice and exposed.

I point this out to her just as the little leather strands from her flogger find her cunt and clit. The reaction is sublime, as she tries to shy away, but with her legs as they are, she isn’t very effective. I’m using the small end, which is thinner and has more strands, and faster. She squirms as I continue the assault, the vibrator going about half speed. I continue this for a couple minutes, varying the tempo and placement of the strikes to keep her guessing.

As I ease up with the flogger I reach down and start work with that vibrator, which has her going all over again in no time, begging to cum. Tonight I’m in an obliging mood. She only has to count down from five this time. With a vibrator in her cunt and a brush in her mouth. It takes longer than normal, but she holds out until she’s allowed to cum, and then watching that back arch and that body spasm is great. I smile to myself as I catch it on video.

I toy with her feet a bit, watching her jump away from my hands as they slide along the soles, unable to go too far, being held in place by the ropes. Then, I turn her vibrator off (it shouldn’t be on for more than 15 minutes, and it’s been about that long since I broke it out) and pull it our of her, with an audible pop. Reaching up, I remove her brush, which she gladly relinquishes, leaving her mouth open, her tongue seeking for what’s coming next. The vibe goes in, and her mouth closes around it hungrily, tongue already working on licking those juices off. Not wanting to leave the brush alone, I pop it against her clit a couple times, getting a good jump from her, and then slide the handle back inside of her.

I look up and see her toybox sitting open, and notice the nipple suction cups we’ve hardly used since buying. I grab them and apply to first one nipple, and then the other, and her voice goes up an octave. The little Slut likes this. Then it’s back to fucking her with her brush, which she actively participates in, fucking it back like a bitch in heat. I pull out all the way out a couple times, and once it slaps against the coverlet, leaving a gooey mess. Guess I’ll have to wash the bedding after this. Oh well, worth it, I think. It doesn’t take long before she’s begging to cum again, this time on video, unbeknownst to her. I let her, and give her a few seconds to recover before I tell her to cum again. She spasms even harder than the previous one as the orgasm racks her body. Such an obedient little Slut. I do love her trick of being able to cum on command. For fun I have her do it a third time, and that one must have been pretty intense for her, and she writhes around on the bed, lifting her ass into the air and pulling those legs every which way. I had to make sure the ropes were holding and the knots weren’t slipping, but everything was fine. She didn’t pull the bed down around our ears, not for lack of trying though.

I ease her brush out one more time, and it goes into her mouth, her vibrator being set off to the side. She’s recovering, but I can’t just leave her there, can I? I reach down, two fingers parting her folds while a third finds her clit. She goes wild as soon as I do, and within a minute is ready for another go. She starts at 10, as told, and does have some trouble getting there. She manages, and cums, legs clasping around my hand as much as they can. It’s a nice long orgasm. Must have enjoyed that one. :)

She is spent, so it’s time to get her released. The ropes and cuffs come off, the nipple cups go back into their box, and the brush and vibe are set off to the side for cleaning (she’ll take care of that and put away the ropes when she’s recovered enough). I get her a glass of water, which she accepts, before going back and just laying there for the next five minutes, unable to really think or move. I cuddle a bit, and she rolls onto her side, molding against me.

While we lay there, I lightly stroke her side and squeeze her shoulder. She’s still horny, the little Slut. You can hear it in her moans and see it in her movements. Yes, well trained. As soon as I tell her to get a hand busy on her cunt it‘s there, working that pussy. I concentrate on her shoulder, one of her weak spots, and let my other hand idly play with her nipples as she undulates against her hand. The action on her shoulder is what really gets her going, the nipple play is just a bonus. As I increase the pressure, she is asking to cum. I let her, and it’s a nice and easy one, she’s had time to cool down.

I stroke up and down her exposed side as her hand continues it’s ministrations (she hasn’t been told she can stop yet). I then stroke lower, over her ass and then into her wet pussy from behind. She moans louder as I begin to lightly pump in and out of her, every few strokes taking time to just rub up and down on those lips of hers. It’s constant attention, though, and with her hand still going she doesn’t last long. She cums, hard, with me inside her. I do love her doing as she’s told.

Then, to end the session like it began, I slide out and land a slap to that ass. The sounds she lets out is exquisite, and I continue, the slaps becoming harder and faster, but only on the one cheek that is not covered by me. She doesn’t seem to notice that only one side is getting the attention, or doesn’t care. She’s bucking against her hand in no time. And her request for permission to cum takes her 30 seconds to say, the words won’t come to her pleasure addled brain. I love that, too. Can’t even concentrate enough to say “Sir, may I cum?” She doesn’t get to cum until she’s finished her words. It’s difficult for her, but she perseveres and lets out one final orgasm for the night, before collapsing, as I tell her she can stop.

We cuddle for a few more minutes. As I get up to leave, I lean down and kiss her ear, whispering “Happy Birthday”. I’ll take the grunt that elicits from her to mean “Very happy indeed”. After I leave, it’s another 20 minutes before she can get up and move again without falling down. She does clean her toys and tries to put away the ropes. But she can’t remember how to wrap them just yet, so I show her one, and she does the other. Brain foggy and all that.

Anyway, that’s how our night went. Hope you enjoyed. :)

Two days ago I was home on my day off and my work called me in for an emergency repair. I told my wife I had to go and she asked how long I should be. I told her probably a couple of hours. She said ok kissed me and I went on my way. Now I work about 25 miles away from my house. I had gone about 5 miles when I realized I had forgotten one of my tool boxes in my workroom behind my house. I turned around and drove back and decided to park on the street and go around the back to my workshop. As I got to the back of the house I noticed my back door was open a little bit. I thought my wife might have just forgot to shut it so I went over to close the door and thats when I heard them. Oh yes fuck me. Yes. Fuck my pussy. Give it to me. I couldnt believe it. My wifr of 25years was fucking someone. I didnt get mad but I was confused. I walked in quietly and could see them on the couch. I couldnt see his face but I could see his ass going up and down between my wifes spread legs. I know I should have ran iver and best hus head in but something stopped me and I stood there peeking around the corner watching them. I could tell he was younger by his build and my only guess is he is one of the 3 guys who live across the street from us. There are 3 guys all in their mid 20s. I watched for about 10 mins then I heard him say he was going to cum and my wife was urging him, "cum in me baby". As I heard him grunt and pound my wifes pussy I heard her moan yes!!! I quickly got out of there got my tool box and headed back to work. She never mentioned anything when I got home. We didnt have sex that night and we havent had sex all that much for the last 3 months. Now what should I do?

Our house had two stories. Our master bedroom overlooked the tee box of a golf course. I use to love fucking my wife with the windows open as guys were on the course. I slide my cock into my petite little wife as she grabbed the window sill. She'd comment on the guys saying how cute and fit they were. I would cum in her from behind so she could watch them.

Sje would parade around nude even when I wasn't there letting guys enjoy her body. She would often use her big cold to fuck herself as she stood watching the various men.

It wasn't until she started to sun tan top less in the back yard for them to see. A few brave ones would walk over and ask if she needed help with the lotion. She never refused there help and would take them inside for lemonade and water.

She'd stand top less serving the guys and she wouldn't care if I was home or not. She loved the attention and watching them get hard. 

Got my results back. Every box was negative. I have no STDs. I am 100% clean )))))): Looking for women and men around Houston, TX to help me change that. NO CONDOMS!!! Come on, y'all, I need every one of those boxes positive. Drop a comment if you are interested below and let me know which disease you'll be blessing me with, and we'll make arrangements.😘

This may or may not be to right area to post in but what the hell.

Is there any way to delete old, obviously non-site using members?

I'm sure this would be a massive headache to try and accomplish but its pretty damn frustrating to go searching through the members and see "Joined, April 10, 2010 Last seen, April 10, 2010" or something similar on half of the so called members.

I'm sure beyond being a huge headache this would screw something else up to so maybe it would be possible to add a box to the search parameters. Something along the lines of--Last seen (2 days, 3 months, 1 year, ever)

Just my random bitch for the day, keep up the good work

I don't know what I could do, but if I could do it, I'd get rid of whatever that stupid box is on the lower right of the screen that doesn't even render properly in FF.

It's freaking annoying. Even allowing all scripts, it's still there.

I confess I found a friend's sex toy stash. We keep an eye on each other's places. I had found one or two before hidden by her bed and this time they were missing but there was a big box on her and her boyfriend's shared dresser. Looking inside I see SO much kinky shit. Bondage ropes and chains and soft cuffs, anal beads, clit massagers, and at least three dildos. I don't know if she always owned these and just organized them together or if she's got a crazy libido lately and has been trying out sex toys. Either way, the mental image of my friend getting bound and stuffed with all those toys is going to be featuring very prominently in my mind for the next week I'm sure.

I am Stephanie, PA to the Head of Department in Social Sciences at the university. He calls me into his office. I am wearing a translucent white blouse and short burgundy skirt over my favourite red satin with black lace bra and pantie set. My smooth legs are bare and on my feet are my beige three inch heel pumps. I love how this outfit makes me feel.
He is sat behind his broad dark oak desk, his chair turned to the side. He beckons me over and invites me on to his lap. I sit down my left arm across the back of the chair and my long legs dangling on his left. His right arm captured my waist and his hand presses gently on my flat stomach, his fingers stroking small circles and toying with the bottom button of my blouse and the waist of my skirt. His left hand rises up and takes my right breast, squeezing and caressing through my blouse and bra. My nipples harden and press against the soft satin. He moves his hand to my left breast and continues his caresses there. Back and forth he touches and fondles each in turn, all the while his fingers keeping up their movement against my stomach.
I become aware of a slight movement beneath me, a presence making itself known. His hands move from my breasts and stomach and I slide off his lap. I place my hands between his knees and ease them apart. I kneel down between them and unzip his fly licking my freshly glossed lips. I ease his erection out and lick around the head before taking it in my mouth. Slowly I rock my head back and forth, sliding his cock almost out of my mouth then back to take a little more in each time. My tongue writhes around his shat enjoying the mix of his salt with traces of my lip gloss. As the head starts to enter my throat I increase my pace and the urgency of my movement, matching his moans as my lips meet the base. Soon I feel that tell-tale twitch and he erupts in my mouth spilling the bitter-chlorine-saltiness on my tongue. I swallow until he is spent. I slide back and catch hold of his cock as at slides from my lips. I take some tissues from the box on his desk and remove all traces of my lip gloss from his cock then tuck it back in his trousers then reclose his fly.
I stand and pour us each a glass of water from the carafe on his desk. As I drink I feel his eyes on my lips as I sip and then moving to my throat watching it pulse with each swallow. I put down my glass and see him smile as I retrieve my lip gloss from its usual hiding place between my breasts. With practiced ease, I apply a fresh coat of gloss and his tongue mimics my motions across his own lips. He slowly stands as I return my lip gloss to its home. He slowly stands and steps behind me. As he moves my hair aside I can feel his breath as he begins to nuzzle my neck. His hands slide down my back and briefly caress my derriere before moving back up around my sides to stroke my stomach on their way to my breasts where they linger before roaming to my waist, sides, stomach, breasts, décolletage and around again. Keeping up his attention to my neck, he leans into to my guiding me onto his desk, my hips lifting to accommodate, my feet firmly planted on the floor as his hands move to my hips and my cheek comes to rest on his desk. He slides my skirt up then hooks his thumbs into the waist of my red satin knickers, squeezing and caressing my cheeks as he slides the scarlet satin and black lace to my knees. I hear his zip go down and a second later an insistent pressure that slides into my vagina, stretching my well lubricated walls, with drawing then advancing a little further, over and over and over until he has gone as far as he can and has me delightedly crushed against his desk before he retreats to make another advance. At my quivering climax, I feel a hot liquid surge and hit a higher peak. As our breathing returns to a staider pace I hear another tissue leave the box as his cock leaves me. His zip closes as the tissue hits the bin. I stand up and pull up my knickers then straighten down my skirt and return to the outer office.

THE END

Getting ready for a yard sale and I was going through some old boxes of stuff. There were several items in a few containers that my wife and I have kept over the years and it was just time for a purge. One of these boxes had my wife’s things from college back in the early 2000’s. There was a pennant, some stationary with the college logo, and a couple of old textbooks. When I picked up one of the text books, a 8g memory card fell out from between the pages. Well curiosity demanded that I pop it in my laptop to check it out. There were a few term papers on it and some random photos of a party. But the real find was a few pictures of my wife being rather naughty. This was before we met and I had no idea that these existed. In two photos she’s being fucked from behind and clearly some third person was taking the photos. In another she is flashing someone in what looks like a library. I haven’t told her that I found these. I’m honestly trying to figure out what to do about it. I wonder if I tell her that I donated the books that she will freak out remembering the card or did she forget about it all together. 

I would tongue punch that fart box!

I masturbated while reading the transcript of the tape recording that David Parker Ray (the "toy box killer") played for his victims.

(I'm a girl)

Okay, I generally find things okay on here... every problem I have ever had ha susually been answered via this thread before I complain... except for one.
I have seen things in the live box and etc. (currently being viewed), clicked on it and find the no longer avauilable page header.... now I can understand if this you guys vieiwng something and deleting it, but most of the time it's not things you would normally delete, even worse I can't find the members profile or even uploads... as if the account ha sbeen deleted, then several days later found another pic or vid on the home page by that person and the same thing... as if someone is viewing something that isn't there... can I have an explanation?
Do you save deleted accounts for personal vieiwng, or are they taken down because of TOS issues and being investigated and we're seeing what the investigators are looking at.. or etc? I mean, seriously it is annoying finding something of interest and suddenly finding it doesn't exists even if it doe snot seem to be breaking any of the rules.

Having a sexual relationship with family members can
get started in just about any variety of situations,
some because one or more member has the definite hots
for the other, and some because of circumstances that
arise almost out of nowhere. Mine arose simply because
of my sister, and what she did with her birthday
present.

Darla got a small, hand-held video camera for her
birthday. It was pretty neat, and she went around
videotaping everyone in the house. I didn't know that
she had videotaped herself, too, and what she was doing
while she taped herself.

"Come on, Gary, let me show you my tape," she said.

"I've seen your tapes all day," I said. Mom and Dad had
gone to bed, and it was late, and I was tired. It was
past midnight.

"No, you haven't seen this one. I guarantee, you'll
like it."

I followed her to her room, where she hooked up the
small camera to her TV set.

The tape began in her room, with her just standing
there smiling. She sat next to me on her bed, and then
she nudged me. "Here's the good part,Gary."

She was laying on the bed, her legs spread, her fingers
moving up and down her pussy lips. I could feel my cock
suddenly grow, and I knew that my face was getting red.
The room suddenly felt stuffy.

She writhed around on the bed, rubbing her pussy,
lifting her skirt higher andhigher. Then, the tape
showed a close-up of her red, swollen pussy lips. Her
fingers moved to her cunt, and she pulled her lips
apart, rubbing her clitoris.

"Do you like that, Gary?"

I didn't know what to say. "Yeah," I said. My voice was
choked.

I squirmed, trying to adjust my hard-on in my pants. I
had never imagined that my sister looked so good. I
mean I knew that she had a nice body and all, but to
see it on display like this was giving me all sorts of
ideas.

She reached over and put her hand in my lap. Pressing
downward, and looked at me. She pulled my hand from my
side and put it on her knee, then pushed it up higher.
I could feel her smooth thighs and the warmth of her
crotch as she pressed my hand up under her bath robe
against her pubic bush.

I gently moved my finger against her pussy, feeling the
downy hairs beneath my fingers. At the same time, she
was rubbing the outline of my hard cock through my
pants. I felt her fingers on my zipper.

"Take off your clothes, Gary," she murmured. "I want to
take some more videos."

I knew that what I was doing was probably wrong, but I
had no choice, my hormones were raging at this point so
I stood and took off my shirt. She reached up and
unsnapped my pants, pulling them down to the floor. I
stepped out of them as my hard throbbing cock jutted
out over the band of my briefs.

My sister gasped audibly. "Damn, Gary,
you've got a big one!"

She reached up and grabbed my cock and pulled me toward
her.

She held it in her hand, examining it closely. With her
other hand, she tugged at the band of my briefs, and
pulled them down. As the elastic band passed over my
hard cock and set it free, it popped back up in the
air, reaching all the way up and slapping me in the
belly below my navel.

She stood and pulled off her robe. She wasn't wearing a
bra. Her tits bounced provocatively as she sat again
and pulled my cock to her face.

I watched with fascination as my sexy sister put her
lips around the shaft of cock. She ran her lips up the
length of it all the way to the head. Her tongue darted
out, flicking out and swiping across the purple head of
my rigid dick.

She then slowly moved her mouth down again, licking my
cock all the way to the base of it, holding my balls in
her hand. She pulled my heavy balls to her mouth and
licked, then sucked one of my swollen orbs into her
mouth. I couldn't believe that she was doing this, it
was like a dream.

I pulled away from her. "Lay on the bed," I said.

She lay back and spread her legs. "Please, Gary, fuck
me," she whispered. I didn't need to be asked twice. I
climbed on top of my sister, sucking on her erect
nipples as I positioned my cock against her hot, wet
pussy. I felt her reach down and guide my cock, wiping
the head of it against her juicy pussy.

I pressed gently, pushing my cock inside her a little
and she moaned. I thrustall the way into her, feeling
the warm, moist tightness of her cunt. I could feel my
balls pressing against her ass and she moaned again. I
began to thrust in and out of her with a rhythm she
seemed to like.

She tightened her legs around my ass, as her legs began
to tremble and shake. She moaned, and I could feel
spasms in her body as she pressed against me. Then she
came, just as I felt my balls tighten. I shot my cum
deep inside her, filling her hot box with my own
sticky, hot juices. I couldn't have held back if I'd
wanted to. It was like she was sucking it out of me.

After a few minutes, I pulled out of her and lay beside
her on the bed, dragging my cock across her legs,
leaving a sticky trail of cum and cunt juices.

"Why the hell did you tape yourself, anyway?" I asked.

"I wanted to see what it looked like."

"Looked pretty damn good to me," I said.

"I wanna see what you look like, jacking off, or
something."

It was that "something" that we taped.

I confess to wanting to fuck my colleague's daughter - in her pussy, and in her ass too.

I confess to masturbating over her daily.

I confess to fantasising about her doing porn and appearing on dvd boxes surrounded by black porn actors.

Does this make me a bad person?

I must confess I love fat whores. They are easy to train to do anything you want to them. I have one that I have trained to feed and fuck. What is that you ask lol I stop at the bakery every weekend and by a box of goody for her. I spend the weekend stuffing cakes candy and cookies in her mouth with her in front of a mirror while I run dick in her.I love making her watch herself as she eats and her fat belly and tits flop around. Sometimes I hang a cowbell around her neck and make her moo as I stuff cake in her mouth. The dumbest whore you ever seen but she takes dick like a champ!

i work at UPS and ive done some fucked up stuff. one time, a package with some candy in it busted open and a coworker and I took some. Another time is when i got mad after my supervisor said some stuff to me and i slammed this box down and i broke whatever was inside it. I feel bad now because thats someones stuff i broke.

I confess I want to feel a cock blow its load into my asshole for the first time soon! I'm straight as an arrow on the outside :) let me know what you think! in box me

[add to galleries] and [add to groups] opens pop-up boxes without content (no list of possibilities as normal/before, no buttons). At least for me, and not just today, I have a backlog of things I'd like to share. I've tried logging out and logging back in and that did not appear to change anything. Nor did changing the ad-blocker setting. Suggestions for how to resume sharing to groups and to galleries?

I need help starting up a really old desktop pc from about 10 years ago to retrieve the pics I have of this girl I used to fuck. Damn PC has been in a box in my closet for so long it doesn't seem to start up anymore. Plug everything in and the pc fan is going crazy and then eventually shuts off on its own. Repeats that pattern.

Yesterday I had an extended family gathering. First time we had one since covid. Turns out one of my first cousins who I don't speak with has been dating this girl I used to treat like a fuck toy 10 years ago. My cousin and me were never close. We don't have the same last name. We don't look alike. One of those 'see each other at weddings and funerals' type of cousin. Anyway he's serious with this girl. They've been together a while from what I was told.

When she saw me she remembered me and made a comment about how we used to have classes together in college. I pretended I didn't remember. My uncle made a comment about how "it could have been me with her and not his son".

I haven't been able to stop thinking of us fucking and how she told me I was the first to fuck her ass. Don't really care if it's true or not but now I can't find the pics because my old pc won't start and all I want to do is stroke my cock to this fuck slut who swallowed so many of my loads with a smile on her face.

i confess that i would like to see a comment box on the members area...

Try this: Put something into the search box, like "choke". Get the results, then select 'Boards", and all the posts which have that word in them will appear, going way back to 2011 or more. I found a masterpiece of literature in there earlier today.

I'm sitting here looking at hot shots of great porn while my cock is attached to an e-stim box. I have it hidden so no one can tell what is happening.

Maria flashed her tits at Mardi Gras for a whole box of beads years ago, hope one day I stumble on a pic

Emma Shows her box

I confess I am drawn to revealing things about myself on internet boards with the intent of getting the approval and help of foreign people, whom I wouldn't tell my story if I saw them in person and whose advice I would never take. I confess that I have been doing that for 10+ years now and that there has been no single advice that helped me advance in life but instead keep me in the rat race. I confess that my brain tricks me into doing it again thinking that somehow somewhere there would be people thinking like me and doing things in my favour. Even though I have been disappointed by people since the moment I could think I still think that they like me if I am nice enough.

Even though I get what I want more often when I am not nice I go back to being nice all the time and wonder - like a fish with short-term memory - why it doesn't work.

Having been doing this for 30 years I gave up hope to ever get out of this in the long run. I don't think I have the ability to think outside the box.

I confess I am drawn to revealing things about myself on internet boards with the intent of getting the approval and help of foreign people, whom I wouldn't tell my story if I saw them in person and whose advice I would never take. I confess that I have been doing that for 10+ years now and that there has been no single advice that helped me advance in life but instead keep me in the rat race. I confess that my brain tricks me into doing it again thinking that somehow somewhere there would be people thinking like me and doing things in my favour. Even though I have been disappointed by other males since the moment I could think I still think that they like me if I am nice enough.

Even though I get what I want more often when I am not nice I go back to being nice all the time and wonder - like a fish with short-term memory - why it doesn't work.

Having been doing this for 30 years I gave up hope to ever get out of this in the long run. I don't think I have the ability to think outside the box.

I'm quite bored, anyone want to get on omegle with me? type 'roughpleasures' into the interests box. I'm wearing a green/blue top. :)

I confess that the two girls who moved in next door are pretty cute. And sooooo trusting. Open window in the bathroom when showering, not completely closed blinds, not changing the code on the key lock box...

I am not happy with this we page.
And it's because of it's members not uploading shit and the tags suck.
I think every pic and video needs a comment box.
MotherLess it should be more like content less.

How It Started 3 1 and 2 were posted earlier
After Jack left I jumped up and got in the shower. It was Saturday and I didn’t have to work until Monday. I thought I had better hurry before Jack gets impatient and starts to get angry. I had grabbed a razor and some shaving cream before I got in the shower. I have been shaving my private areas for a couple of month now. I didn’t have very thick hair on my arms or legs and I had never had much facial hair. I only shaved maybe once a week and only because it looked straggly. I shaved my legs and what few hairs I had on my chest. I made sure my ass and front side was smooth. The plug was still in my ass when I got ready to shave there so, I had to pull it out, shave and then put it back in. My body felt strange when I got out of the shower. It was cool and tingly. I went to the mirror and started doing my hair. I was trying to curl it while I was blow drying it and it sound funny but, it was looking pretty good. I put on some make up to help me look more like a girl. When I got done I went to get something to wear. I didn’t have a lot of clothes to wear. Mostly what I had were panties, sleepwear, and a couple outfits. I never needed much because I only wore them in my room. I put on a thong and found a pair of shorts that were really tight and short. I remembered I had bought a halter top when I bought those shorts. Then I heard Jack say “Come on Sue. We don’t have all fucking day.” He was mad, so I hurried up and put on the shirt I had on last night and tied it over my stomach. Then I thought “OH FUCK. I had forgotten my chastity device.” I got it out of the drawer and put it on my dick. I clicked the lock and didn’t know what to do with the key. I stuck it in my pocket and ran downstairs.
When I got downstairs, Jack was in the kitchen. I said “I’m sorry for taking too long.” Jack looked me up and down. He said “You are worse than a woman. Did you wear everything I told you to?” I nodded yes. “Well let’s see.” He replied. I unbuttoned the front of my shorts and turned around. I pulled them down over my ass and bent over. I reached back and spread my ass cheeks so, he could see the pink jewel on the end of the plug. He walked over and rubbed my ass. Jack grabbed the end of the plug and started to pull it out. The fat part the plug slipped out of my ass and he pushed it back in. I moaned when he did it. Jack said “You like that sissy don’t you. Now turn around and show me what else you got on.” I stood up and turned around. He snickered when he saw the lock and said “That’s nice. Where’s the key?” I reached down and got the key out of my pocket. I handed it to him with my hand shaking so much I almost dropped it. Jack said “Is that the only one?” I nodded yes and Jack smacked me a crossed my face hard. He said “Don’t lie to me. Is this the only key?” My eyes watered up as I shook my head no. He told me to go get the rest of them. I ran to my room and got the other two keys. I went back to the kitchen to where Jack was standing and put my hand out with the keys. He took the keys and said “This better be all of them or you will be sorry.” I blurted out “I’m already sorry.” And he just laughed.
“Come on Sue.” He said “Were going for a ride.” My eyes got wide with fear. I had never been out of the house dressed like this. I said “Please Jack no. I don’t want to leave. I’ll be good and do anything you want. Just don’t make me be seen like this.” Jack said “It will be ok. You look great and where we’re going nobody will see you.” I was kind of flattered that he thought I looked good but, was scared of where he was taking me. He grabbed my arm and started pulling me towards the door. We got to the driveway and he told me to get in his truck. I got in the passenger side and he started to back out when he said “Slide over here next to me.” I slid over and it looked like I was his girlfriend on a date. We didn’t drive far before he was reaching in his pants and pulling his cock out. I looked down and knew what he wanted me to do. I slid down the seat and turned so that I was facing his lap. I lowered my mouth until it was just above his cock and he pushed the back of my head down on his cock. I bobbed my head up and down sucking him. We were going down the highway with me sucking him the best I could when I heard a horn blow. I never stopped but Jack laughed and said “I think the truckers like you. Get back on the seat with your knees pulled up.” I never stopped sucking his cock as I climbed back on the seat and put my knees under my body. My mouth was on his cock and my ass was up pointing towards the passenger window. I didn’t look back not wanting to see who was going to see me. Jack told me to take my shorts and thong off. I shook my head no with his cock in my mouth. He grabbed the hair on the back of my head and shoved me down until his cock was all the way down my throat. I couldn’t breathe this way and he knew it. Then Jack said “Do it and I will let go.” I couldn’t get my shorts off fast enough and when I did he released my hair. Now my ass was bare and facing the window for everybody to see. Jack loved it. He would speed up to catch some trucks and then slow down when we were beside them. He did this a couple of times and then told me to reach back and pull my plug out. I did as I was told and the he said “Start fucking your ass with that thing until I tell you to stop.” The plug would stretch my asshole when the fat part went in and out. I was still sucking his cock and every time the large part would pass though me, I would be forced to take a deep breath causing me to suck him deeper in to my throat. He rolled the window down and I could hear horns blowing and I thought I heard people hollering something. This went on for a while and then Jack rolled the window up. He told me to sit up and put my shorts back on.
I got turned around and when I looked up I saw that we were pulling into a mall parking lot. I was scared as hell, not knowing what Jack was doing. He said “We are going shopping. You need some new things to wear.” I was scared. I had never been in public dressed as a girl. I had fantasized about it but, never had the courage to do it. He parked the truck and got out and said “Come on lets go.” I just sat there and refused to get out and Jack said “Sue, you better do what I say or I will take you to that truck stop on the highway and let all the truckers that you just flashed fuck you until can’t walk!” I knew I had to do what he said so; I got out and walked into the mall with him holding my arm really tight. Our first stop was Victoria Secrets. Jack was picking up lacy thongs and sleepwear. Then he turns and said “You need some bras. What size do we get? Double A-.” and laughed. He called a sales woman over and asked where they kept the bras that would fit his girlfriend. It was funny I almost smiled when I thought about him calling me his girlfriend. She pointed to the area of the store to go. He found some bras that were for flat cheated women. He handed me several and then he saw the garter and stocking. He like them and grabbed a few of them. My arms were full of things and he walked me to the checkout. I put the stuff on the counter and the girl scanned them. It was over $400 of stuff. I looked at Jack and he bent down and whispered to me “You better get your credit card out before I start sending your pics to my friends.” I paid for the thing and we left the store. The rest of the day was more of the same. We want into a lot of store and bought more clothes. Everything he picked out was slutty clothes that a prostitute might wear. He even made me but heels and boots at a shoe store.
We were walking down the mall and I was amazed that all day nobody seemed to know I was a guy. I even had seen a few guys checking me out like I was girl. Then all of a sudden I saw a group of guys that I had seen before. They were friends of Jack and John for the gym or the bars. I never looked up and just walked by them. Jack stopped to talk to them. I walked down the mall and thought I better stop and wait. After a few minutes Jack walked up and grabbed the back of my neck and said “Don’t you ever walk away from me? You should have stopped and chatted with the guys that will be fucking you soon!” I didn’t know what to say but, “I’m sorry” Was he really going to make me fuck all his friends? Maybe he was just threatening me. Then he said “You owe me for that and I know how make you pay.” I guess we were done at the mall because he led me out to his truck and we started to drive.
We drove for awhile to a place I was not familiar with. It was a part of town that was run down and an area that most normal people go. There were vacant building everywhere and a few people that looked like they were wondering around. Jack pulled the truck over and said “Get out! I want you to get out of the truck and walk down this street. I’ll pick you up in three blocks if you make it that far. All you got to do is anyone you pass you got to ask them if you can suck their cock! If they want you to you got to go with them and do as they say. Suck them; fuck them or whatever it takes to get them to cum on or in you.” I panicked and pleaded Jack not to make me do this. I told him I would do anything he asked just please take me home. He said “Tell me what you will do to make this not happen.” I started blurting out that I would suck his cock anytime he wanted and he could fuck my ass as often as he liked and I would be a good slut for him. He said “OK only two blocks then.” I screamed “NOOO, I’ll dress like a whore and you can show me off to anybody you like. I will act like a slut and you can take me anywhere you want and show me off to your friends.” Jack said “Just one block unless you got more to offer.” I thought and then whimpered “I will suck and fuck all of you friends and I will be your whore to use. Please don’t make me walk down this street.”
Jack said that he would agree to this if I proved that I was a good whore. He said “Pick someone on this street and suck their cock and we could go home.” I didn’t have a choice and it was better than having to walk three blocks and have sex with everyone on the street. I looked around and pointed to an old bum that was sleeping in a doorway. I figured he probably not interested. Jack pulled the truck next to the doorway and rolled down my window. Jack said “Go ahead and ask him.” I called out to the man and he just grunted. I yelled again and he rolled over and I seen his face. In the doorway he was all balled up but, when he looked up I saw he was a black man. “Tell him” Jack said. I said “Sir, Do you want me to suck your dick? I will if you want me too. He got up and started to walk towards the truck and Jack said “Show him your ass.” I turned around and put my ass up toward the window. I pulled my shorts down over my ass just as he got to the truck window. He was looking at my ass and Jack asked him if he wanted to get in. I heard the door open and I moved over to let him in. He got in the truck without saying anything. Jack said “Ask him again.” I asked him if he wanted me to suck his cock and then he started reaching in his pants. He unbuttoned and unzipped his pants and pulled out the biggest fucking cock I had ever seen. Jack started laughing and said “Good choice Sue.” His cock looked more like an arm than a cock. It was at least a foot long and as big around as a beer bottle. I knew there was no way I could suck his dick. Jack started to drive and told me to get busy. I crawled down to the floor in between the bums legs and put my face in front of his cock. I reached to the side of the seat and moved it as far back as it would go. This gave me room to move around and kneel in front of him. He smelled terrible. He smelled like burnt wood and strong body odor. I started licking his cock and it tasted just as bad as it smelled. I tried spitting on it a lot to help the taste, but it only helped a little bit. He was getting hard and thank god it didn’t get much bigger. I was licking up and down his cock and he was moaning. I put the head of his cock and tried to take him in my mouth. I was only able to get a couple of inches in and my mouth was full. Jack must have thought I wasn’t trying hard enough because he grabbed the back of my head and started pushing me down. Even with him pushing, it wouldn’t go down my throat. I only had less than half of his cock in me. The bum was starting to breathe heavy and was moaning. Jack pulled my head back and said “Not to fast Sue. Don’t make him cum yet. I want to see how much of that monster you can take in your sissy ass.” I pleaded with Jack not to make me do that. I knew his cock would hurt me and probably give me some sort of STD. Jack didn’t want to hear it. “We can go back and you can fuck all the men in that area if you want.” Jack said. I told him that I didn’t want to do that either. He said “It your choice.” I knew I would lose. I lost the last night. I lost this morning and I’m going to lose now.
I got up without saying a word or looking at either one of them I got up and pulled down my shorts and thong down. Jack said “Bend over and let your lover pull that thing out of your ass.” I leaned towards Jack and put my ass up towards the bum. He looked at my ass for a while with a confused look on his face. Then I thought “Oh fuck, he thought I was a girl.” He reached out and touched my ass and I cringed. He spread my ass cheeks and was looking at my bottom with a pink jewel in it. He grabbed the plug and started pulling like he didn’t knew what it was. He kept pulling harder watching my ass stretch around it until in came out. He looked at the plug and then I saw him put it his pocket. I remember thinking it was kind of funny. He must have thought the jewel was worth something. I got back up and moved until I was sitting on his lap. I rose up until I could point his cock at my asshole. I sat back down and started putting pressure on it to push it in. It felt like I was sitting on a pole. It wasn’t going in at all. I pushed back as hard as I could and it never went in anymore. I looked at Jack and said “It’s not going to fit.” Jack told me to look in the glove box. I opened it and saw some condoms and some gel. I grabbed the condoms and Jack hollered “No slut, use the gel.” I squirted some of the gel on my hand and reached back to put it on his cock. I thought I better use a lot and put more in my hand to spread on my asshole. I got back up and put his cock back to the entrance of my ass and pushed. “OH FUCK” I squealed. Only the head of his cock went in me. It felt so big and burned as my ass tried to stretch around it. It still only went in an inch or so and stopped. I would push back but, my ass won’t open for it.
Then all of a sudden we hit a big bump in the road. The jolt slammed me down on his cock and another couple of inches went in me. I screamed like I stabbed and was not able to breathe. The pain was terrible. I was trying to maintain my balance while I got used to the size of his cock. Jack saw what the bump did and must have got an idea. He started giving the truck gas which pushed my back towards the bum’s cock. Then he would slow up and then give the truck gas again. This made me moved back and forth on the bum’s cock. Another inch slide in me and I was holding on the dash trying to control. All of a sudden Jack turned down a street and I recognized the area. We were back at the mall. I thought “Oh no, everybody was going to see me.” That was not why Jack came here. The mall was big and had a road that circled it. When we hit the first speed bump I knew why Jack came here. The bum’s cock slammed another inch in me. The mall road had a lot of big speed bumps on it to keep people from speeding. I was doing my best to hold on to keep control when Jack said “Put your hands on your head Sue.” I knew that meant there would be nothing stopping that cock from going all the way in me. I let go of the dash and put my hands on my head when the next bump hit. His cock slammed into me and I think I almost blacked out. I pushed with my legs trying to lift myself some and the next bump came. More and more of the bum’s cock was going deeper into my ass. The speed bumps seemed to be very close together and my legs were tired and I couldn’t lift myself anymore. Every bump pushed his cock farther in me. My ass didn’t hurt much now but, I felt a lot of pressure on my insides. My weight forcing down and the speed bumps slamming me on his cock must have pushed the bum over the edge. He grabbed me around the waist and pulled me down hard on his cock. I felt his cock drive deeper than ever and I felt his course hair rub against my ass. He was all the way inside me. My stomach felt like I had been punched in it. He grunted as he came in my ass and then he released me. I was too weak to lift myself off his cock and just sat there impale by his big cock.
Jack reached over and grabbed me by the arm and pulled me towards him. The bum’s cock was yanked out of my ass and Jack said “Funs over get the fuck out dirt bag. Get the fuck out.” The bum never said a word and just stuffed his cock into his pants and opened the truck door. As soon as he was out Jack sped off. He looked at me and said “What a slut you turned out to be. Time to go home sissy.”

I found in my wife’s bag a pack of condoms , was inside 7 then missing 5 from box . I check two days later and there was a new box . 

to many condoms for two days , she was going to job only this days 

I don’t know what happened 

back in the 80's when i was young and full of cum and could fuck or get fucked all day long. i headed to the beach to get away from my girl friend she was being a total bitch. on the way i stopped and bought 2 boxes of rubbers. come to find out there was 25 per box. i didn't look. back then you could hit the nude beach and the law never mess with you. i filled my ice chest with food and beer and hit the beach. i was naked before i even hit the beach and as i drove down the beach all you could see was naked people. the way it seemed to work back then was couples was at the first part of the beach. then you had about a mile then it was the gays and when it stopped about another mile you saw lezbos. it was a great place to be back then.
and this was right after i found out i like dick as much as i like pussy.
i hung around the couples most of the day. but would cruise the rest from time to time. you never knew what you would see. it was going to be a full moon thats one reason why i went that day. so about dark couple started packing up to leave. so i headed to the gays and a lot was still there. i never talked to anyone. i just got out laid my towel across my tail gate and set the lube and rubbers on tail gate with me and leaned over it. it wasn't long i saw a hand grab a rubber and then the lube and he tore my ass up for what seemed like a hour. he pulled out and laid the filled rubber beside me. and as soon as he moved off someone else took his place.
i would take a brake and talk to people eat some food and they all would fuck me again. i thought i would have 2 piles one on the left of me from getting fucked and one on the right from me fucking someone.
hell a couple times i would be sleeping and feel my legs raise up and someone would fuck me. or if i was on my belly someone would just mount me. i'd go clean up every so often in the water. the next morning when i looked over and counted there was 67 used rubbers on my tailgate.
i wish i could go back and do it all over again.
oh and by the way my girl friend at the time i left her sorry ass.

So I confess that sometimes I like to sit in my car on a rural road and masturbate. So one day it just struck that I needed to release a big load. So I took some back roads and found one with barely any traffic. You know the type of roads that has fields on each side. So I pulled over and took out my cock and started masturbating. I kinda just got into the moment and wasn’t paying attention when I looked up and there was an Amish girl just staring at my cock. She motioned for me to roll down the window and ask me what I was doing. she had to be barely 18. Feeling pretty embarrassed I said I was sorry and I would leave. She said no please don’t leave. She said she have never seen a cock before. I looked at her like are you serious. She said other than my brothers when he got out of the bath but his doesn’t look like yours. She asked why were you pulling it up and down. I told her because that is how men masturbate. She asked if she could try I told her yes and opened the door so she could get in the car with me. She reached over and poked at my cock and said it’s so hard. I told her to take her hand and start stroking it up and down. She grabbed my cock and her hands felt so soft on my cock. I told her to take her other hand and slowly massage my balls. I was getting close to cumming everywhere. I told he to slow down and she ask why. I said I’m close to cumming, she asked what is cum. As she asked I started to cum and she was so shocked when my cock blew cum all over her hand. It was almost like it scared her. She let go of my cock and watched as I finished myself off. She said it’s so warm on my hand as she smelled it. I gave her a tissue out of my glove box and I told her if she would like we could meet another day and I would show her more things that are fun to do. She agreed and we will be meeting tomorrow.I think I will show her what it’s like to have her pussy licked and fingered. What do you think I should do first.

I confess I crushed a box lying near a shopping mall's entrance by stepping on the box & after crushing the box I yelled out enthusiastically "I crushed a box"

Anyone know how to remove the red box?

I confess. I got on Omegle a couple of weeks ago to have a little fun only to run across 3 young girls no older than 12 or 13 who wanted to watch me Jack off and cum. I would have felt somewhat ashamed but all 3 of them without me asking took their tops off. All 3 stripped to their undies and surprisingly 2 of them actually had developed tits. And the oldest looking one even let me see her pretty little snatch. I will say, once I laid eyes on her perfect little pink box, I came almost instantly. I wouldn't say I was sexually attracted to them. It was more the taboo of being watched by them.

So two morning ago I went over to Safeway to get some groceries. After I parked my golf cart and on the way to the front door, I passed the UPS store. There was this man going into UPS struggling with what looked like of stack of 8-10 boxes and packages. I opened the door for him, he went in thanking me, and I went on my way.

At Safeway, I bought some stuff (milk, eggs, cheese, raison bread, and so forth) and after checking out I decided to get a latte at Starbucks in the store. When I was on line to pay, the same man was suddenly appeared from behind, pulled out his credit card, and told the cashier that my order was on him. He got regular coffee and we sat to chat for about half an hour. He was really a sweet guy. He retired from the Marines after 20 years and then put 20 years in with the department of corrections. Like I said, he seemed like a sweet guy. A little while later, he was fucking me and filling me with cum.

The moral is, even if you are a mature gilf, showing some kindness goes a long long way, and I mean long. Feel free to comment and as Pat Benatar sung, hit me with your best shot.

Get in that box

Horny as fuck sitting on my porch naked as FUCK, thinking about stroking my cock, any girls wanna help or watch? I'm box me,

Any females wanna have spunfun?
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What would u do to my shit box u dirty fucker?

I have a fantasy where I would maybe go to a sex toy shop and buy a fleshlight.  I'd find someone at the store, some random guy, and talked him into using it fresh from the box, maybe id buy him some stuff as a thank you.  If he would let me watch him jack off with it, awesome, but if he'd prefer to go into a private room to use it alone, that would work too.  The point is that he would bring me back a freshly-used fleshlight filled with cum.  I would then use it myself, without washing it, using his cum as lubricant.  If he or anyone else wanted to watch, awesome, but even if not, just sticking my cock where someone else's cock had just been, and left a sticky load of cum, would be such a turn on. 

So I'm rather enthusiastic at making comments on images, every few days logging in to enjoy the new uploads & dish out my two cents on them. I get pretty detailed & creative, however never going to the super degrading/death/gore/torture related comments & the like, as I don't even personally find those appealing. I do have a decent amount of uploads myself but I enjoy commenting more on others than showcasing my own content.

So earlier today I was on & made around 6-7 new comments to some of today's popular images....
I've just logged in again tonight & have noticed ALL COMMENTS that I have ever made o this site have been deleted.

None from today, last week, last month, last year, & so on.

They are all gone & I've even got some pm's from members asking as to what happened to my comments on their uploads. Is this some sort of bug? Because the only evidence that remains of some of my comments is in my shoutbox (& those are just today's comments that I made), despite they actually are no long exist on any actual image upload chat box.

Rather a big bummer really because of the thought/creativity that I generally put into my comments.
So yeah does anyone have a clue? Thanks.

sorry i haven't been around for some time so i haven't posted anything thats been going on. and its also been slow for the most part. but i just got home last week from spending 3 months out of state. and i found what i call a shoe box to live in. more less a bed a sink and a small stove and small fridge. and if you had to get a shower pee or poop you had to go down the hall that everyone shared.
for the first 2 weeks only one other person was in this 24 person shoe box. then i saw a guy i know he was flaming. and the first chance i got i went and joined him in the shower. i gave the hints and he knew what i wanted so he invited me back to his shoe box and i pounded his ass all night. i dont know how i lasted so long i have had sex in months with anyone but i know i lasted 45 minutes at least. then i left and took a real shower and went to bed. a couple days later another guy showed up but i couldn't really tell if he was gay or not. but i was in the shower already and was washing my penis. and he just stood there watching me. so i soaped up my ass and bent off to wash the soap away and i felt him reach over and rub my crack. and i just stayed bent over and he slid up behind me and put his dick right to my hole. and i let him fuck me right there in the shower. then he came back to my little box and i fucked him most of the night and he fucked me again.
then it was a couple days later i went to take a shower and both of them was in the shower. and i said damn both of you look hot what about a 3 some tonight and i want to be in the middle.
OH FUCK they both said I'M NOT GAY. and then they said we are brothers.
so i said so your both gay but never told each other. and damn it you can tell his a Flaming gay.
and i thought i was going to have to fight them. because they didn't want to admit it.
so we didn't speak for a few weeks then the none flaming guy showed up at my room and wanted to play. so i let him suck my dick and i took short video of him sucking me off and he didn't know it. and as soon as i came i walked down the hall naked knocked on his brothers door and showed him the video. it took a week or two longer then the both admitted they was BI. and i did end up seeing them fuck each other. and when i went to leave i told them look at all the years you missed by not admitting it even to your self.

When I was 11 i was always wantint and tryin to see the girls next door naked through thier bathroom window or bedroom window. One night I saw the bathroom light come on and snuck up next to the window to peek in. I saw the oldest sister that was 14 getting undressed and then a girl I know thats 13 came walking in and said something and reached out and felt the other girls naked tits then started getting naked too. I was hard as a brick seeing 2 naked girls muchless 2 naked girls feeling eachother up.
When they got done in the bath they walked out naked and went to her bedrom. I went to that window and was watching them. The girl that lived there left the room and the other girl laid down on the bed rubbing herself. I was really caught up watching her and all of a sudden someone grabbed me and threw me on the ground. it was the older girl and she was calling me a little pervert and telling me she was going to tell on me. I was so scared it didnt even occur to me that she couldnt tell because of what she was doing herself. She grabbed me by the arm yanked me into her house and into her room. The other girl was laughing saying so Mike is a window peeper. They sat on the bed and told me to get naked. I didnt want to be seen so I said no and they proceeded to grab me stripping me naked. They both looked at me all over and started feeling me up making comments about how much smaller mine was than her bf and that a hairless cock looked so much better. The 13 yr old said she had never seen a boy naked other than babies and she was checking it all out. I just laid there scared humiliated and embarassed. The older girl said they could do as they wanted to me and I was going to have to let them. She showed the younger girl about sucking me and then let her try it. Then I had to lick them. While I had seen naked girls even little ones I had never been naked in the same room with one. She told me to lick the 13 yr old and at the time I thought that just sounded gross. But when the older girl grabbed my cock and balls and was squeezing I quicly started lickin it and then she was telling me where to lick. I ended up licking both of them.
I did get to see them lick and kiss eachother too so it wasnt all bad.
She was catching me alone outside and would take me to the garage or someplace private and geting me naked and nessing around with me. One afternoon she took me into he garage got me naked then a boy her age I didnt know came out from behind some boxes and was naked too and I was introduced into sucking dicks and being fucked while she watched and laughed.

Whats In your Box?

Been loyal to motherless for years, but who the fuck is running it now? Constantly clicking on videos and get the little grey box that says media not found on a server. If you are going to be Nazis and censor everything now at least take the fucking links down too. All the edgier stuff that made the site exciting is gone. Not even worth sticking around anymore...can find better porn on Twitter and Vine.

Very recently (like today), I cannot view any videos. There's just a black box that says "Could not load plugins: file not found".

How do I fix this? I'm using Firefox by the way.

I confess:

I love to steal girls' and womens' clothes and panties. I get so excited when I'm doing it, and afterwards I love to stroke my cock with particular items I've stolen.

I started with stealing one of my best friends girlfriend's panties after they left me at their house alone. She had a shit-ton of underwear and clothes that she had stolen from her place of work, so I gave no mind to snatching a few of her dirty pairs she had stuffed in boxes of clothes she had snagged. I've attached a close-up of the stains she left on a single pair I took. I ended up with 3 panties, a bra, and a pair of socks I have cummed into countless times.

I then moved on to stealing a pair of panties out of a neglected laundry load at the dorm at my University. I had come to load my laundry in the washer, and noticed a load in the dryer that was finished. When I returned a half hour later to switch my laundry, the load in the dryer was still sitting there untouched. I decided to explore what was there, and found a load of delicates. I snatched a frilly green thong, and thought about taking more before I stopped myself. I didn't want to get caught. After my wash had done drying, I returned over an hour later to find her load gone. Too bad.

Finally, I very recently snatched some workout clothes (two pairs of shorts [one a tight grey yoga pair], a sports bra, a pair of socks, and a dainty white cotton top) from some lockers I was tasked to clean out at my place of employment. I've jerked off with the sports bra wrapped around my cock, and will be spanking my dick to the stains left in the yoga shorts I picked up. I've also creeped the Facebook pages of the girls who left the clothes in the lockers and will be looking at their pics while I cum.

Thoughts? Any of you other guys wanting to admit some stories of your own about stealing some panties/clothing? I once had a female roommate that was an absolute tease...and although I went through her hamper and panty drawer several times I had not worked up the courage at the time to steal some sweet panties. Too bad, because she smelled oh so sweet after a long day at the office.