i fucked my neighbors wife shes 53years old, i think the excitement happened back in july when my dad invited some people over for a bbq, i was using the basement bathroom because the one upstairs was being used, im guessing she came down there for the same reason and she walked in on me taking a leak and saw my cock, she says oh my god im sorry i didnt know anyone was in here, we didnt speak for 2 weeks and when we did she apologizes again, i told her not to worry about it shit like this happens and that it wasnt her first dick shes seen so were cool again, so today i was helping her bring intoys from the yard, she invites me in for coffee and to catch up on things and talk about my trip. we talked and she laughed at my stories i moved in and gave her a kiss, she says please dont but didnt push me or hold me back so i kissed her again and the next thing i know, we were in the bedroom fucking, i think shes never had a fat cock before or had an orgasm in a long time, when i was eating her out her legs and stomach were shaking and i just gave it to her, it's been 6 months since i've been with a woman
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Happy Saturday! Getting ready to meet some friends here before we go to a different BBQ with them. Starting with this bikini here but bringing a different more conservative for later. If crowd is right she will make sure to tie it in a way to show more.
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Yum. Pig meat!
oink oink oink
Get into the BBQ pit!
yall are gunna be served with some viddled and fixins
Cousin is a nudist.. walks around like this a summer family bbqs
I want to be fucked and used this weekend. One guy or more, doesn't matter. I have off Monday so Sunday would actually be best for me but maybe even Saturday night if I got off my co-workers BBQ early enough. I want something rough. I had a hard time on my run today because I kept picturing porn movies where I'd end up being grabbed and gang banged just off the path. The place I run usually has a lot of families but the neighborhood surrounding it seems fairly poor which just makes me wish even more that there would be some predators lurking.
Dinner guests pose for a picture as they arrive to the Dolcett BBQ. Each wife will be entered into the drawing to be the evening's main course. One lucky man will be going home alone with his wife's meat as leftovers.
I love it when my wife gets so involved with our yearly BBQ of or friends and neighbors that she doesn't notice the down blouse that she's showing to everyone. I see a lot of friends and neighbours,men, hovering around her as she's serving. Truth is, I wouldn't blame them. Would you?
10 years ago today..
I recently turned 21. I went to a casino for the first time. I played some slots and eventually sat down for blackjack and an older turkish muslim man sat next to me. Friendly guy. Drunk. Bought drinks for the table. After some time, he offered me 5k in chips to fuck my ass if I went back to his room with him. I took the offer. 5k was more money than I ever had by that point. I think my bank account had like 100$ in it or some poverty level amount like that.
We went to his room, I washed up. He did not. He smelled of body odor. I told him to wash his dick. He left. Came back and his dick still smelled. I bent over, I slathered so much lube on my asshole. I covered his cock in lube.
There I was, bent over. Exposed. This stranger is staring into my asshole, lusting over it. I have second thoughts but it's too late. This is my own fault. Ass in the air, a disgusting turkish man mounted over me. Selling my asshole for 5k. He came trying to fit his cock in my ass. No fingers, no trying to work it it. He went for it full on. I don't think he got the head in fully. I remember feeling a cold splash that quickly felt warmer on my ass cheeks and lower back. I went to clean up in the bathroom. He lied down and said we'll try again when I come back.
Took a few minutes, thinking it over. What have I done? Regrets throughout my body. I came back out. He's snoring. I stole his watch, had the chips in my pocket, and left.
Cashed out the 5k chips and bought my first car. I drove that for about 6.5 years after that. I traded the watch for a BBQ some guy was selling online.
I think about that experience almost every day for the past 10 years. Some times I feel shame. Some times I feel proud. Some times I hope for it to happen again.
I duck around with my bi buddy from time to time was over hat his place for a BBQ and his sister and a buch of people were all drinking having a good time i ended up sneaking off with his sister and fucked her i a bathroom for a good hr we returned to the party i found my buddy and started talking he leaned in and whispered in my ear he would love to suck my cock an instantly i got hard gis sister dried pussy cream was still all over my cock . We went up to his room and he started sucking my cock he pulled it out of his mouth to ask if i had just fucked some bitch i smiled at him and said how dose your sister pussy taste he looked a little shocked but went back to sucking my cock with a new enthusiasm i had never seen it wasn't long befor i came in his mouth and he swallowed my cum
Always thought this athletic chick was kind of plain til I saw her at a BBQ on the 4th. Now I can't stop thinking about fucking her. WWYD?
My brother in law is getting divorced. My wife's upset, it's her baby brother. He has issues, we had hope but things fell apart the past few years. His wife is a sweetheart. We text all the time. My wife and both love her. It sucks, but divorces happen. Last week we found out my sister-in-law has a girlfriend. We didn't know she was into girls. But she seems really happy so even if it's rebound it's a good thing. They wanted to take a trip to see us, wife said yes, they drove down last weekend. Awesome time. Lots of visiting and bbq and wine and campfire. Her girlfriend waited until everyone was busy to hit me up for a quick chat.
6 hour drive, sister in law hasn't had dick in 3 years. At some point in that span I got drunk and texted a pic of my wife blowing me. I'm not huge, I'm an 8, and the wife's happy. I didn't remember doing it but she was showing it off to her girlfriend, all excited, hoping to hook up with me. I'm shocked but she was serious. Straight up said she'd distract my wife, just put it in her girlfriend's mouth and don't take it out until I go. Make her swallow it, so she doesn't need to hear her bitch about not hooking up the whole way home. My wife isn't into women. I'm not into cheating. Wasn't sure what to do besides sip the wine.
Wife had plenty of wine that night. I knew where it was going but let it happen. After the 4th glass the kissing started, then the fingers, girlfriend knew her shit and had my wife spread in no time. Wife's getting licked by an experienced lesbian for the first time ever. I'm enjoying the show when I feel a hand on my leg. Clearly my sister in law planned this. My wife was beyond distracted and I was just enjoying those incredible lips sliding up and down on my cock. I know the girlfriend just wanted a blowjob but we knew where this was going. She popped up and sucking became fucking. If you've never fucked a woman who hasn't been dicked in a while it's insane. I left it in, just fucking drawing it in there. Didn't even try to pull out.
That's when we realized the wife and girlfriend had been watching us fuck. The sister in law slipped off. Her girlfriend started licking her clean. My wife knelt down and started stroking, and licking, and sucking... really sloppy, totally drunk, absolutely insane.
Quick one for you
My son has been practising to become a hypnotist; my wife, his stepmum, said he is absolutely out of his mind; she doesn't believe in hypnosis, says it's a joke, never really happens. So he said he would prove it to her; she could be the one he hypnotises. She agreed with a smug but confident smile. My son told me about their agreement, and I suggested he hypnotise her at his forthcoming lads' house party. He had invited 10-15 of his sports team over to watch a premiership football match, a few drinks, snacks, and I would do a BBQ, The day came, 12 turned up, 2 with their girlfriends, those 2 girlfriends left at half time and arranged to meet their BFs later in the local pub, after the Football my son called his stepmum and said do you still not believe I can hypnotise you, she laught said ok prove it, before he started her said no matter what happens you are happy to be my assistant and be hypnotised, she just smiled said get on with it then, he came out to me by the BBQ and he said he had suggested he hypnotise her and she had agreeded and also agreeded what ever happens she is ok with it, I looked at him sais you can do what ever you want with her get her naked all you guys can fuck her if you can really hypnotise her, 20 minuites later there was a roar coming from the lounge area, i walked in and he had ordered her st strip and play with herself some of the guys had got items from the fridge and other things they found around the room and she was using these items in her holes, as i walked in to stop it, my son said dad dont spoil this she asked for it, and anyway your gonna get rid of her soon, so let us have some fun with her, it will teach her for being a doubting Karen, I looked at him then her and said just this once but no marks on her, 3 hours later she was lay face down ass up cum running out of both her holes her hair was matted with come, she was drowling come out her mouth one of the lads had pushed a rather long thick carrot in her ass, she was still under, thats when i noticed the camcorder on the tripod at the other end of the room, my son ordered her to get dressed put to push her panties into her pussy once dressed her had her sit outside, and told me to put a buger in one of her hands and a bottle of bud in her other hand, then he said a couple of words snapped his finger and she was there laughing her first word were see i told you it never happens.
All 12 lads, my son and I had emptied our cum in all her holes at least 1 time in each hole,
This is not a joke story; it's a real event.
was at the beach today before sun up and by sun up i already had 3 strangers load dumped in my ass. by noon i ready drink 4 more loads and had one dumped up my ass. i was ready to leave and go find something else to eat other than what i had in my cooler when 2 OLD men show up parked right beside me and broke out a BBQ pit and invited me to join them. so i stuck around and we sat and ate talked and drank alot. then next thing i knew was i was balls deep in one of the old men and the other was balls deep in me. while i empty my junk in one hole the other was dumping his junk in my hole. when i left about 7 pm heading home i figured i only needed one more dick to be caught up on one load dumped in my ass or mouth per day for a year. i was thinking of going to hippy hollow this weekend to see if i can score there. i get repeaters but getting low in strangers. i know i have already had over 365 loads of cum dumped in my ass alone but not all strangers. and most likely close to 500 loads i drank but again not from strangers. to date started jan 1st 168. and thats not counting the pussy i get once in a while and the but holes i fuck.
So, I had a BBQ tonight a bunch of family, friends and neighbors came by, we all got kinda drunk, I was all stoked I smoked my first brisket and everyone loved it. Neighbor leaves, being the kids home, his wife stays does shots with me, both brother in-laws and my dad, she is a flirty southern milf living north of the Mason-dixon nice fat ass, nice 38c tits, she is a good mom and a good wife. She gets drunk, like sorority girl drunk at 35, and tried to get me to fuck her. So while asking if she can cum repeatedly I bent her over in the woods by my house and drunkenly gave it to her. The real question is, is it cool to try to fuck her again sober? I'm just shitty once 15 drinks deep all day smoking brisket, and I'd like to really hit it.
Fat bbq white ass needs to be busted open
So gotta confess this is my cousin and we have been having sex for about 2 yrs. I've been too attracted to her and she felt the same. So 1 day so was at my house and we had a family party. So then i was in my room playing COD ( Call Of Duty ) Lol and she came in my room wear her bathroom suit. So she was like ooh can i play I was sure but sit on my bed cause your wet ( She was in my pool swimming and play around with my other family ) so she was like ok. So she was play and then she was like i love this game and then she tired to sit on my bed. And I was no dont sit your still to wet and i told her i have some cloths you can change into if u want. So she was sure that would be nice. So I was like here gave her some of my cloths and i was like ima step out so u can change. Then she was like no u can stay if u want so i was confuse and i told her your about to get naked. She said it doesn't matter I've been attracted to you for awhile long story short she got naked i got a boner and she was shock then. She jerk me off and from there we had sex believe it or not just these past saturady we had a BBQ for memorial day and we had sex and she always sending me pics so if u want anymore pics of her just ask and ill post more
I want to cum on that bbw ass and pussy! Show off your chubby/bbq wife down below..tell me what you’d like to see done to those dirty slut holes.
Interesting, my post was deleted.
Maybe because it was long and stupid. You know those cam vids of teen girls showing and bating etc we have on ML?
Well, my buy told me a story last week about his 15 yo niece and I thought I'd share it.
super hot like a lot of these but he'd have no reason to make it up while we were having beers. It was a long conversation so it is a long post.
I kept it since I can't write in that tiny post box.
I'll give you all the details as I can remember and try to use some of his words.
Nothing much, but I think about it.
His favorite niece, pretty 15 yo (he showed me a pic, yummy)
She asked him very seriously the other week if she and he could lay down next to each other naked. They didn't have to touch each other.
He laughed and said no way! How could you talk like that?
She was hurt and embarrassed and started to tear up.
He said he was sorry, that she could ask him anything and asked why?
She said that he was her favorite uncle and they were often together (big family)
All her friends had fucked an older guy or at least played around kissing touching but all naked so they could see his cock fully hard.
The ones who hadn't were teased.
He told me he looked really hard at her fully formed body nice tits and the way she looked at him, her eyes, and pleaded with him for just this once. He did get a stir and said he felt embarrassed inside.
He asked why me?
I trust you and you won't do anything to me and I don't know another man as nice as you.
I can't !
I used to change your diapers and I love you like you my daughter and fathers don't have those feelings for their daughters. (he isn't married)
Amazingly she said, yes they do they just have to not show it. My GFs and I look at sites and listen to men talk about girls our age which is why they all had been with a older man naked together.
He said his jaw dropped, his little niece!
He thought real hard about her going to find another guy and maybe it should be him.
But, sweety, we won't even touch.
That's ok, I can tell them I did touch your penis, they won't know, I only have to describe it in detail.
Well why don't all the girls lie?
And here's the part he couldn't believe, and my jaw dropped too.
Well, when we tell each other what happened in every detail about his penis, the girl has to bate and they watch to see if she gets really wet which shows she really is thinking about the cock she just played with and they touch themselves too!
Holy Fuck ! Not scientific but fucking hot!
Again he said he understood, but he couldn't and it was against the law and if any of her GFs teacher/parents/whatever ever found out they all would be in big trouble as sex offenders.
He said she looked so disappointed, I have to tell them something!
Now, I'm listening to this, as a perv getting a twitch and shifting my jeans.
Dude? I would have a Hard time with that, it's only being together like a nude beach, nothing sexual !
So he goes, I'm not doing something with my nice, just no way, I don't even look or think about girls that young.
Fair enough, but Dude I look at them they're hot.
Not me I don't even want to see I don't want to tempt my fantasies.
(Wow, not for me)
So what happened?
Well she was totally upset and pissed and she would never have any friends.
Why do you need friends like that? They aren't real friends, blah blah.
Then she looked at me like only a teen can, Uncle Bob, what do you know? You don't know anything. You're going to ruin my life. My favorite uncle is supposed to be there for me.
He said, the knife went in deep, was embarrassed at giving her that old BS.
Bud, she was serious, and she would go find someone else.
Buddy I'm fucked if I don't do something!
Is seeing a hard penis while you are naked the requirement?
And you have to get excited to do it again with her friends?
She nodded, yes please that's all.
Ok, this is all I'll do and everything will your fault if someone finds out.
I'll take a shower and have a hard penis.
You get naked and peek in the shower curtain and play with yourself and I won't look and pretend I don't know you're there.
Her eyes lit up and she was all thank you uncle !
Dude! that was a hella great idea!
Did you do it?
Dude, every detail I'll buy beer for a month!
So the next weekend at the family BBQ he took a shower before dinner as planned.
She came in with a towel wrapped around, pretending like she was changing her clothes and just came in to get something.
He heard the door and started wanking faster.
And he grinned to me, I wanted my boner as big as possible, this is the only time I'll ever show a girl so what the fuck.
She peeked in the curtain at the back and he turned to give her a profile as he slowly wanked, but still looking forward.
Unknown to her, he had the cabinet open a bit and the mirror was set so he could see thru the front of the curtain and see her reflection.
There she was, towel on the floor, wanking fast with one foot on the bowel and her nose in the curtain.
Dude! what did she look like?
Fuck you perv, she's my niece you can't wank on her you saw her pic.
He said he felt the biggest cum rising and slowed down to just a tickle as he got hard and that big vein moment, you guys know.
He then lifted it almost straight up and shot up onto his belly and all over his fist and made sure it was really viable.
(guys we have to assume the shower spray wasn't in the way)
After that he started to get busy taking his shower.
He watched in the mirror as she ducked her head out and had a mouth open head back cum. Her knees went a bit week and she leaned back on the wall for a few seconds, grabbed her towel and snuck out.
At dinner he asked her how her friends were and she says they are getting together tomorrow and are planning something really fun but she didn't know what.
He said she smiled big looked him right in the eyes for a long time and he said maybe you can tell them about this great BBQ we're having. She laughed and said you bet. Her mom looked and went huh? When he was leaving she came up to him gave him a hug, kissed him on the cheek real good and told him he was her favorite uncle.
And buddy, you tell no one and it will never happen again so don't ask.
I had a boner and had to wank one out later.
Shit this long, I hope it wasn't boring.
Not quite an ML story, but fuck, I contributed.
I like to respond to those wwyd posts. It's fun.
Three months ago, a guy posted one on his daughter. I replied to it with my user name and he messages me about it. Turned out to not only be legit, but he lived fairly close. So we talked about it and made a deal: he introduces us, and I'll do my best to fuck her, if I do, any pics or gifs I get out of it I'll send to him.
Worked like a charm. I was his "friend from the (my city) office" that he invited to a bbq since I was in town. Chatted his daughter up there, then online and text. About a month later I was driving back out there to fuck her. Been at it every weekend since. The sex is pretty good, and her dad has a lot of spank bank material now.
Pheromones these buggers will eventually led to my downfall.
Sister in law when she gets hot and sweaty her Pheromones drive me nuts pity only time I got to act on it was once before I married her sister afterwards naadaad.
So why my downfall?? sitting in Inlaws today after BBQ and both Sis in law and Mum in law giving off major scent so I sliped off for a wank had a sneaky peek in Mum in laws dirty laundry for pair of used panties ( sis in law does'nt live there so Mum inlaws would do.
So on my Knees wanking like a trooper when I hear the stairs so only place to go was a walkin Closet made it and no more she had come up for something and when she stopped and sniffed the air thought that was it but she got what she was after and went guess she must have got a whiff of my Cheesy Warhead.
So I scarpered to the Bathroom and finished off and slipped back to the Party nothing said but had a feeling she was giving me a few funny looks lol
I confess i want to put my cock on the bbq grill and have scars on it that look like perfect grill marks
Nearly a year ago i moved into my new house, time has gone so fast and a lot has happened. Living next door is a divorced mum with three little girls (never seen the farther or any bloke) I have said hello and had small talk the mum a few times, she's not good looking atoll (which is a shame) and never paid much attention to the girls anyways recently we have been getting some hot weather and when i got home from work today i went in the garden to smoke a fag and put a little bit of food on the BBQ. When i got outside the three girls where playing in the garden and there is only a small fence between us so i can see over it.
As i got outside one of the girls noticed me and we had a little eye contact, the other sister about the same age didn't notice and you youngest went back inside. The two older sister stayed outside playing. Sister number 1 kept on looking at me, she was very cute and that made me keep on looking at her. She didn't look worried,scared or nerves, just a normal happy playing, little smile kinda look so when i court her eye, i give her a small smile and she double looked then carried on playing. They where both wearing there school uniforms which are skirts. Sister number 2 kept on climbing on top of the play house, she still didn't know i was there and i got a little up skirt shot, she then see me and got a little careful about her skirt and started keeping her legs closed. The whole time sister number 1 was still looking at me now n again and while i was sitting there waiting for my food i couldn't help but look back.. thats when the cute sister climbs on the play house and facing my way i could straight up her skirt, nice little white panties, she was still looking at me so i think she new i could see but she clearly didn't mind!
She was watching me as much as i was watching her and she knew it, she didn't run off or get nerves or try an cover up. just carried on playing with a cute look on her face. I think she wanted me to look. I heard one one the girls say "on sunday shall we get in are bikini's and play in the paddling pool on sunday but i'm going out on sunday so i wont be home! my bedroom window looks over the gardens!
I cant wait for more hot weather and its not even summer yet!
i wrote this for a thread that got deleted as i was typing this
me and a group of my friends would tak her out into the country and wed tie her up in the hay loft of the barn and stip all her cloths off we would then go outside and have a bbq and a few drinks after we were all drunk we would go back to the hay loft and flip the bright lights on id tell her "if your a good girl you will be untied tomarrow but ur stay with me you will enjoy what we are going to do to you this wont be the last time" as i kiss her and everyone starts to join in i slowly kiss down the front of her body and run my tounge threw the sweet tender lips of her pussy "mmmm baby you taste good" i kisses her pastionetly french making her taste her sweet pussy as i slid my hard cock inside her i see her wince in pain and i stop for a second "dus that hurt baby i can feel your hymn im gunna tak your virginity" as our eyes lock i push threw her hymn and with a few slow stroks i hear her softly start to moan i start to fuck her deeper and harder as i reach the peak of my extacy and fill her young pussy full of my hot thick cum i kiss her passtionetly french and slowly pull out of her i hear the audience start to clap and cheer shocking me out of my sexualy trance and i drop into a mound of hay as i watch the rest of the men have there way with her young body hearing her moan in complete extacy as they fill her young pussy full of cum "you my young girl are a cum dumpster a fucking slut" i say as i walk up to her her pussy drinking out every ones cum i untie her and she falls into my arms i carry her into the house and lay her in bed between me and my wife the next morning we sat around the table for breakfast and i ask her "do you willingly want to stay with us?" she replys "yes i loved last night so much i wont tell anyone" from that day forth our young cum dumpster stayd with us servicing me and anyone i wanted
I wish I was a German born before WW2. I admire Hitler and the Nazis, I think it is the biggest tragedy they failed in their crusade against Jewry and Bolshevism. I fucking can't stand all these communist fucks, you'd think they'd gone away in '91, but no they are now alive and stronger than ever in the form of half-breed Mestizos and in our White House trying to ruin the greatest economy in the world. I used to like the Israelis once and bought into the Jew guilt thing until I woke up and realized how much they betray the US and our so-called relationship.
I also hate how the white nationalist movement has been co-opted by rednecks and inbreds, the Nazis valued art, culture and opera, not throwing keggers, listening to mind-numbing screaming music and growing fat on BBQ. White youth in this country have no taste or respect for any of their heritage or culture.
The sad thing is what can I do about it, nothing. Can't move to Europe either as they are handing the keys of the gates to the Islamic hordes. The only comfort is when Rome fell, the rest of the world that hated it so much went to shit. Likewise all these subhuman mongrels who hate the West will find out the hard way when there are no more American or European engineers to design their computers, desalinization plants, oil wells, or automobiles.
What did Obama get on his SATs?.... BBQ Sauce, Chicken Grease, and Watermelon Juice
Got kicked out of a dinner party just now, this will have ramifications for the woman who did this
So my wife, kids and I were invited over to this other couple's house for dinner along with 6-7 other couples. My wife decided this afternoon she did not feel up to going as she felt a bit ill. Anyway, I went anyway with my kids. We were there not even 15 minutes when this chick's husband comes up to me and asks if my wife is coming. I told him no. Then about 30 seconds later this woman said "This is for couples only, its a couple's only event". I turned around got my kids, left. Did not say another word.
Those people are in trouble. No more invites over to my BBQs, ever.
I was over at my ex-stepdads place with my husband not having a bbq and a few drinks. The conversation was good and we were talking about a lot of things including sex. He started boasting about how big his dick is and how he used to fuck my mom for up to an hour every day. He also told us how my mom was very jealous of me and how much I loved him. My husband thinks that he wants to fuck me and is cheering me on. The fantasy and the role play is great but not sure how it would work out in reality. The idea definetly has crossed my mind and makes me very horny…
i have a confession. today i woke up, i took a shower and than got dressed. i went out and watched a memorial day parade. it was good.
i than drove home and made some damn tasty food on the bbq.
i than sat and watched some history channel, got to love that Pawn Stars.
now ive been reading all these wonderful confessions and watching some videos.
i think now i will go get a beer.
this is my confession, is that what all you dumb asses looking for REALITY wanted.
I confess i cummed in my cousins lotion bottle. I went over to my cousins house for a little BBQ they were throwing. And as i was going to the bathroom, i just passed by her room grabbed the lotion and went into the bathroom, jacked off in it, and put it back. I've seen her get that lotion a couple times, it's hot knowing shes putting my cum all over her body ;P Pic is her btw, i think shes hot
laura getting ready for the bbq
I confess, I think I may be about to have my first foursome or wife swap experiance.
So, last weekend the wife and I were having a nice meal with some friends, There were two other couples there - Sophie and Dan, Kate and Paul were hosting.0
Kate and Paul are good friends of ours, and we know Sophie and Dan through them.
As the night went on, everyone got a bit drunk and Kate flirted with me a bit, my wife and Paul also flirted lots.
Sophie and Dan picked up on this - was a bit hard to miss when Kate was girating on my lap in front of everyone.
The flirting stopped there, nothing more happened and as much as I would love a fourseom, I dont ever think it would happen, until......
The wife announced this morning that we are all going back to Kate and Pauls on Sat night for a BBQ and they want to know if we would like to stop over (Sophie and Dan didnt get that invite, even though they are closer friends and have known each other many more years then we have)
As you can imagine, my mind is going 100 mile an hour about the possibility of swinging.
How can I ensure this happens and is not a missed opportunity, I will of course make sure both girls get totally sloshed - anything else I can do to help it along?
Any suggestions would be appreciated.
So we had a bbq, and my gf invited her boss and other coworkers. Night winds down, and her boss is too drunk to drive. Well, all day I seen him checking her out, and he made a few comments. I told my gf, and since she was drinking, decided to tease him. Kept bending over, locking eyes and what not. Well, everyone leaves, I tell him to just chill til he can drive safely. We go in, put on a movie, and my gf whispers to me that she’s going to mess with him. She goes and changes into a loose shirt, and small rolled up loose shorts. We had a cover over us, she turns kinda side ways, ass cheeks hanging out, and moves the blanket so he gets a full shot. It was so hot. Then, spills a drink on her shirt, stands up, and takes her short off, wearing a skimpy bra. She heads to the room to change, and he said god damn you are a lucky man! I laughed and said look away, she loves attention. Then tell him to sit on this couch, and we will mess with her a bit. She came back out, mad she has to sit alone, and tells her boss he can have a lap dance of he moves back! One thing led to another, and there I was, watching my gf get fucked by her boss!
my younger sister was over today for a BBQ and we had a few drinks but hers had a special sonething i dident tell her about....
it was my cum i think she new something was up but she dident say anything.
You show up for a BBQ and this is how the host's wife looks. Hard nipples and top that is pretty easy to see down when she moves. You cross paths in side and she obviously doesn't care that you're staring. Tell me what you think of her and what you'd do to her if alone for 5 minutes.
Just met my ex wife's new boyfriend and his 22 year old daughter at a family bbq. His daughter needs to be fucked by me whether she knows it or not.
I confess that although I am straight I have sucked 349 cocks in my life and have been fuck in the ass about 250 times. One day I was just like "fuck this gay shit, I like pussy now." And I have never looked back. The only reminders that I have of my gay life are an issue with fecal incontinence and a pink triangle tatoo that I am going to have covered by a tat of an Alabama Crimson Tide helmet. I traded raves for football, gourmet meals for BBQ, amarretto sours for Bud Light, my Mini Cooper for a F-150 and this comming weekend I am going to Talladega to catch my first NASCAR race! That Dale Jr is hot! Ahhh fuck it, I'm still gay some:(
Stolen from friends phone, left at my house after bbq California
I confess, that i love being used by other girls my age, yet when im around family at a BBQ they think im the most holy girl around. If only they knew the half of it..
It wouldnt bring me that far away from the time me and another "church" girl went at it in the bathroom behind the chapel.
got my neighbor at bbq(finally) i'm good friends with her husband!! [URL=
Quick story.
We have a close neighborhood. Everyone knows everyone. Kids all play together. About 4 years ago a family moved away to Texas. We tried to all stay in touch, but it dwindled and that was that. A couple weeks ago I got sent to Texas, oil field consulting gig. Company put me up in a nice motel in the buttcrack of nowhere. No signal. No GPS. Lots of cows and cowboy hats and small towns and oil...
I check in on Sunday and asked the front desk where the good bbq was. They gave me directions "down the road a ways"... I thought buttcrack was remote... nope. Place had 10 tables inside, few outside, probably 20+ eating takeout in their trucks. Every step in the gravel lot made you hungry. Damn good BBQ, good luck finding it on a map though! Anyhow I eat, and as directions to a Wal-Mart or something. They put 3 dots on the map, motel, BBQ, and Wal-Mart in the opposite direction. Client pays gas who cares. I find Walmart, damn thing is huge, probably see it from Space. I get what I need, jump in the car, and off I head to the motel. Sheer luck I went the wrong direction, ok next turn off I'll double back.
I saw the neon before I saw the sign. I assumed honky tonk or dance club... nope... strip club. It's Sunday, I'm bored. $20 cover, again who cares, grab a seat and just appreciate the AC. 3 other guys, all cowboy hats, no oil, me looking sharp but out of place. A blonde in a cowboy hat gets up there. She unhooks a bra that struggled to contain her. Showed all of us everything is bigger in Texas. Several others take the stage, different hair colors, all pale complexion. One of the ranchers hogs miss big titty, meh. I was gonna call it a night when a short firecracker of a Latina got up there. Awesome song set, great moves, she turns and my mind goes blank. I think I know her. By the end of the song she glances over, our eyes lock, we both hit it at once. She's the middle daughter of the family that moved, clearly 18 now.
So what do I do? Pretend I don't know? Admit it? Last time I saw her she was 14 an playing with my kids. She pops a seat next to me "weird seeing you here", and we talked. The other guys weren't interested they wanted lighter skin, so we kept talking. Soon enough I said yes to a few private dances. She had moves. Couldn't resist the "aye papi" a couple times. By the 3rd song she had me rock hard. By the 4th I was put and she was on her knees. Jesus she was incredible. So intense. Sucking, fucking, did 12 songs worth (4 3 song sets). She completely drained me, swallowed it, and laughed. That night she stopped by the motel and we just kept going at it. Even had my dick down her throat when I called the wife to tell her goodnight (and that there was no cell service). Next morning she leaves for work, I pack up and head to the fields.
I stumbled into the main trailer onsite holding all my stuff and a guy offers to help me. When he looks up I say George, he says Dan, it's my old neighbor. He's in on the meeting but not on the list. First break we catch up. He and his wife moved out, they both work in oil (she's an admin). Oldest son and daughter are in oil both mid 20's. Middle daughter is 18 if you can believe it, in college in OK. Youngest is a freshman high school now. I kept a straight face. I'm shaking his hand and talking and catching up. We're laughing. He has no clue I was balls deep in Adrianna last night. I straight up face fucked her while saying good night to my wife, hung up, flipped her and pounded balls deep doggy. He has no clue. My wife has no clue. As far as he knows she's in Oklahoma which is a couple hours drive.I saw Adrianna all week. She was doing online classes, stripping on the side. I told her I ran into her dad and she laughed. She pulled out her phone, got signal, called him. I'm fingering her while they catch up. He does the "you're never gonna guess" and I roll her onto me. I'm sliding in while he asks if she's sitting down and then says my name. She's riding. She's enjoying it. We keep going even after she hangs up. 6 boxes of condoms in a week. Also drained it in her mouth several more times. Got BBQ every night. Got road head to and from. Fucked in several fields. Fucked on an old derrick. Blew it in condoms, blew it on her belly or on her ass if we ran out, blew it on her face... just 18 year old fuck energy. No one knows about it except us! When I got home I over-fucked the wife. Rolled her a few times and left her a sticky mess.
We are having a BBQ for my dads birthday tomorrow and my fit cousin is coming round. How can I ask her for a blowjob? And how could we slips patsies without anyone thinking anything? She just recently split with her boyfriend so I'm hoping she will do this. Advice please??