My fat cunt wife is a lazy massive counted sloth who does nothing but fucking cunt me off today. Well done you fucking pathetic useless cunt you have returned to your old self. Hope you get all you want cunt. This time I’m leaving lol. Time for an upgraded partner with loyalty and a tight cunt. Fuck I don’t even care I just want to leave. Fuck you cunt I told you once a fucking cunt always a fucking emotionally devoid attention whore. Hope you get aids and then die from sti’s all over your fat mediocre at best old body.

Let me start off this post by stating that you do you in life. I am convinced that half the users who are currently active on this site both figuratively and literally do not have the balls to follow their kinks (at least the legal ones, fuck you if you’re kink is illegal). What’s the point of having a profile if you’re not using the liberty to either posting content or trying to find someone to help with your fantasies. If you’re just here to socialize, put a disclaimer in your profile description. 

This site is meant to aid you in your pursuit of happiness. Use your imagination, Get laid. We’re not getting younger and the people here will be gone one day. Use your time wisely.

I used to be a 4chan /b/tard. I discovered this site, and realized that 4chan sucks balls.

Also, I am a nigger with AIDS.

I am a member of the Loyal White Knights of the Ku Klux Klan and have been for a while now. I'm not going too say what state or what my ranking is because I will be beat & banished if they find out.

This 23 year old black woman (I'm in my 30's) heard about me being a member through neighborhood gossip and my friends coming over in their pro-white shirts.

One day I came home from work and she said "excuse me mister?" I was thinking "oh boy, here we go." I said "what?" She said "I'm not scared of your ass ya fucking cracker!" I replied "Well good for you ya fucking nigger!" I expected for her to go get some of her bang banging spooks after I said that but she walked up too me and said, "I think that's so hot! Call me a nigger again!"

I was shocked! I said something like "You're a crazy fucking nigger and I suggest you leave NOW!!!!" She did.

A few days later she said "Hello cracker!" I said Hello nigger!" When I said that she grabbed her tits and shook them at me!!!!!

This when on for months. One night I get a knock at my door and it was her! She asked me if i was alone and if I could talk? I said I was alone but that I really didn't want too speak too her. She then said "That's okay then, we don't have too talk, just put on your klan robe and fuck me!" She turned around bent over and pointed at her ass and said "You know you want too hit that shit!!!!"

I looked around too see if anyone was looking and I said "Hurry up and come in. I don't want too be seen talking to a nigger!" She freaking laughed at me.

I said "sit down and don't move because I know how you niggers are, always stealing shit!" She laughed her fucking ass off! It was like whatever mean and hateful thing I was saying was making her more wet and excited! I told her I would be back.

I went into my bedroom and was putting my hood and robe on with my back to the bedroom door and I soon as I turned around you was at my door! I was like "Nigger! I told you not too move!" As soon as I said that, she dropped too her knees and said (in a old time black Southern accent) "I'm sorry massa! I'm sorry massa!" I couldn't help it but I started to bust out laughing!!!

She was like "Mother fucker! taking this serious! This is my fantasy!!!!!"

I had a g/f who passed away in a car wreak and we has hand cuffs and whips. I went to the closet door, got out a whip and said something along the lines of "Nigger, you have very been bad! I ripped off her shirt and she coward down and scooted away from me. I didn't know if she was really fearing me or it was a act but as soon as I heard "Massa!! please no massa!!! It was all her ok.

I ripped off her tight jeans along with her panties and begun to beat her on the ass with the whip. As soon as I seen her pussy juice up, I was instantly hard! I was like WTF am I doing!!!! lol I pulled out my cock through my robe and said "suck my cock nigger!!!!!" And wow, did she ever! It was one of the best BJ's I have ever had.

My hood has a 3 buttons on the face mask so I can still wear my hood minus the face mask. I took the mask off. She way like noooo!!! I said Nigger, I'm going too eat your pussy and be smelling your pussy during my cross lighting's!!! She just laughed, so did I!

I kept thinking too myself, "I hope this nigger don't have aids..." lol

Anyway, after that I ended up fucking her with a condom on of course. It was a wild night. This was more than a year ago. Every time she sees me she says fuck you cracker and I say fuck you nigger. It was only a 1 time thing though I jack off and think about that night often...

I confess, I'm 23 years old, and I have erectile dysfunction due to low testosterone.

My sex drive had been dwindling as it barely started, and when I was finally no longer able to get it up without aid, I asked my doctor to test for it, and he confirmed. I have way below acceptable levels of testosterone.

This is the most embarrassing problem for me to have, and I don't know where to go at this point. Should I accept a hormone treatment and accept the unfortunate side effects, or stay an impotent wimp.

I have been branded- (tattooed) by my wife... as her sissy. She doesn’t want my little clitty (cock) anymore. She has recently made me ask for permission to cum and if she finds out I’ve done it without she’s locking me up in chastity 24/7! She can’t use me as a full toilet due to a house guest since June, this is driving her crazy! So She has started me on herbals that contain estrogen and it’s making my clitty even softer than it was, I can hardly manage a consistent half hard cock anymore. She only allows me to cum with a condom on over my little shaft and balls. After I rub my little encased clitty and cum she makes me wear it until I piss in it, carefully remove it then she makes me drink the contents of piss and cum before she relieves herself pissing in my mouth which I must drink and suck down without missing a drop. She believes her hormones will aid in my further sissification! She’s so proud of her tattoo she’s made me pay for with a blowjob to the artist who did it. She tells her friends, and even had me show it on occasions. She loves showing off my panties too.

I’m so horny to suck cock, and get fucked because she loves watching me fuck and suck men, she talks about it all the toms keeping me horny and when I am rubbing she tells me she loves watching gay men get done by me. She loves me to be gay (not that I can deny I am) she loves her control and power however she can have it over me.

Anyone else been branded a sissy or faggot by their dominant wives?

I was recently clearing out a load of the old shit in my room at my parent's house in order to move to my new house when I found my old phone.

One of the things I found on it was this photo of my little sister. It was taken about 6 years ago when I was on holiday with my family. Since we were sharing a tent together I didn't have any opportunity to masturbate, which was hard for me as I spent my days watching hot teens walk past in bikinis and skimpy clothes.

I remember sneakily taking this picture of my sis in the tent one morning and spending the rest of the week as an aid. I was going to the toilet or shower two or three times a day for a week and using it to spill the contents of my balls over. It is the only time that I have ever jerked over any of my sisters, but I must say that I am getting tempted to give it another shot now.

I would very much like to become a pedophile. Are there any instructional aids that someone can recommend? Thanks in advance.

The USA isn't the world's saviour, but we're the best the world has got.

With all the recent talk about Iran launching nuclear weapons against the USA, I was reminded about the time the Portuguese terrorist group "Parque aquático" were trying to break away from the mainland and set up their own terrorist outpost in Valencia. Well, what happened? The Portuguese government requested aid from the USA and we kicked their asses.

Why is it that when the world needs help, the USA is expected to save the day, but when the US is under attack, we can't assassinate one god damn person? Most terrorist groups are extinct because of America. I hope Iran was paying attention to Parque aquático.

So, just met a crossdresser off of craigslist for the second time. This time it was really weird, it was an older guy, he came over, knocked on the door, came in, undressed, turned over, I came relatively quickly because he had a surprisingly tight ass, when I pulled out he asks if I came, when I said yes he asked if I minded if he used the bathroom, he was in there for 5 minutes, I went in after him to wash my hands and while I was in the bathroom he left. Nothing of value stolen, less than a dozen words in either direction, it was just...weird. I really didn't realize that anonymous sex could be that easy (obviously it wasn't totally anonymous because he has my address, but whatever, there's an alarm on the house and he probably noticed the AR-15 next to the bed.) Oh, and he didn't mention the AR-15 next to the bed. Shit was strange. Oh, and inb4 "Enjoy your AIDS" or something like that, condom was used.

I can't stand the fucking gay cunts on this page constantly talking about wanting cock or showing their cocks. Fuck off to a gay porn site where someone gives a fuck. Hope you all get AIDS. Cunts.