For all you people who think posting that "you do not have permission" bullshit in your profile's bio section:

You obviously have never bothered to read the ToS of this website, and are actually making yourself look dumb, due to the fact that the ToS explicitly states....

"By posting Content on this website, you automatically grant, and represent and warrant that you have the right to grant, to MI and visitors of MI, an irrevocable, perpetual, non-exclusive, fully-paid, worldwide license to use, copy, perform, display and distribute such information, rights of publicity and Content and to prepare derivative works of, or incorporate into other works and other media, such information and Content, and to grant and authorize sublicenses of the foregoing."

For those of you who don't understand that wall of mind bending fuckery, I'll summarise: By using this website for anything, including the shit you type, anyone around the world has the a-okay to use said content however they please (although I'm not entirely certain about reselling it). You post a picture on here, and no amount of bullshit, poorly scratched out, fake legalese is going to prevent anyone from reusing it for any reason. The only reason they may not use it is out of personal respect, or you're just not that interesting. Quite honestly, I'm thinking of making a publicly funded study of this annoying trend, which is likely clogging up the arteries of countless servers around the globe, thanks to poorly educated people.

Learn to read the fine print, and maybe next time you see yourself in unauthorised use, you'll actually understand why it happened- YOU FUCKING GAVE CONSENT DUE TO IGNORANCE. Remove that annoying shit from your profile, because it means nothing; and frankly, the people who run the servers will probably thank you... not to mention, your dignity will suddenly lose a dent, and your reading skills might get a workout from actually reading the ToS of websites before you use them.

If you don't believe the quoted text, check out the fucking page I copied it from- http://mlos.pika777.eu.org/tou
If you need help understanding it, I can post some links to help you find pro-bono lawyers down below, so you can learn a thing or two about the websites you use.

Peace out.

My female cousin just got her learners permit. She wants my old convertible. I told her I would think about it. She said screw thinking about, she would screw me as often as I want until she got her license. Then I would give her the car.
I agreed. I had always intended on giving it to her, even before she ask. Sometimes I love the way things work out.

My Chinese experience.

I moved to China from the USA 7 months ago for a job. This place is great if you are a want to get laid. I was never really into asian chicks until I moved here. Sure I whacked it to a few asian prons in my lifetime but it was never my thing.

It is so fucking easy to get laid in China. If you cannot get laid in the USA but have the money to take a trip I recommend coming to China. These Chinese girls are so down to fuck Americans its crazy.

First of all they are all relatively hot. The majority of chicks that are here are skinny. Very rarely do you see overweight women. I'm sure these numbers are growing because you do see McDonalds, Burger King, Pizza Hut, Etc. but at the moment most chicks are reasonably skinny. Even the fat chicks are pretty skinny compared to US chicks.

They all dress slutty. I live in southern China but have traveled around a bit since moving here. All the girls wear tiny ass shorts or skirts, high heels, and possibly tights or stockings. Pretty fucking hot. If you are a leg man then China is heaven for you. Even the older women here look damn hot.

These chicks have no hair on their bodies. Legs and arms are fucking smoooooth. You may find a little bit of hair under their arms and their snatches can be a bit of a jungle but the rest of their bodies are smooth sailing. No stubble, they just do not grow hair on most of their body. The hair on their head is pretty sexy though. They normally have long flowing black hair. A lot of them dye their hair red or blonde so these chicks stand out a bit but their hair is pretty damn hot.

You have a slight western influence on their fashion. I have not seen so much spandex or hipster glasses in my life. These chicks make it look hot though. If you are into gaps then China is the place to go. Gaps occur on skinny chicks where there is space between their thighs. Never really noticed this before but here in China there are so many chicks with gaps that you have to notice. Pretty hot. All you can think about is the easy access you have to their snizatch.

These chicks like western dudes. I've seen some ugly expats here with pretty hot chicks. It helps, of course, if you have a bit of money.

prostitution is pretty much legal

here is how it works

its illegal but nobody gives a shit

there are a few levels of prostitution here

there are the street girls

cost about 150rmb which is about 20 bucks are so. you just pull up to a whore store and the mommy (female pimp) brings out a line up of girls. you pick your girl and take her back to your place or you can rent a decent hotel room for around 8 bucks for a few hours. chicks are pretty hot. they will go with you and shower with you. then either fuck or suck until you are done. then take their payment and then leave. sometimes if you give them 150 rmb the girl will give you a few dollars change. The great thing about these street girls is that they will normally give you their phone number so you can call them directly without having to go through the mommy. you wont pay any less but they will show up to your door and you don't have to go through the hassle of going the the whore store (sometimes its closed)

you can also go to KTV. KTV is a karaoke spot. some of them are bit different but a lot of them are the same. You pay for the private room and some booze. pay for the Dj and then they bring in a line up of 10-20 or more chicks depending on where you go. these chicks are pretty damn hot. you give them maybe 200-300 RMB for them to be your companion during the evening. once you pick a chick they will either keep their formal clothes on or change into street clothes. they will sit with you all night, talk to you, pour your drinks, sing with you, light your smokes, and let you semi grope them. if they are into you you can get a bit more action for free. Ive seed guys get blowjobs or handjobs or kisses from KTV chicks that are attacted to them. Ive also seen chicks that are just jobbers that do not do anything to exciting most of the night. You can take some of these broads home. Normally will cost you a few hundred more RMB. Not all of them are whores so you may be SOL if you pick the wrong one. The ones that do go home are pretty fun.

You can also go to the chinese massage. you can get a foot massage here for 50rmb or less than 10 bucks. chicks massage your whole body then spend a long time on your feet. Nothing crazy sexual but they normally wear pretty short skirts and flirt with you a bit.

These same massage parlors offer full body massages. costs about 100rmb or around 16 bucks. they will take your shirt off and make you lay down. massage your whole body including your ass and legs. then when they are done they will flip you over and jerk you off. chicks are hot. wear short skirts and sort of hump you all night while they massage you. hand jobs are pretty good. they will slip a finger in your ass if you are into that and sometimes you can get a couple chicks if you want to pay. the massage includes a hot shower so it is a pretty good way to relax.

you have saunas that you can go to. pretty much the best shit ive had since ive been here. combines all the previous shit into one slam bamma. you walk into a lobby and they bring in a line up of chicks. you pick the one you want. they are all dressed hot. and she takes you to a private room. then she changes in front of you to something sexy and she has you take a shower. she will shower with you if you want and she will scrub you down. she is normally naked and she will play with your dick a little bit. then she puts you on a massage table and gives you a naked massage. she will mount you and give you a shitty massage. bitch is a whore not a fucking licensed masseuse but it feels good enough. when you are done with the massage she will take you into the bedroom and then the fun starts. they normally put on some japanese porn on the tv that is pretty hot and then you get down to business. pretty much anything goes. most chicks wont let you fuck them in the ass but they will blow you from any position and let you fuck them for as long as it takes.sometimes they have toys. pretty much always you have to wear a condom. they will play with you until you are done then you can take another shower or bath. whole thing is like 600rmb which is around 100 bucks. pretty dope time.

girls are hot. all look pretty young. i have had a few older women which was kinda weird getting a hj from a chick that could be my aunt but w/e

there are higher level hos that are available as well, just havent experienced them for myself. there are also places that deliver chicks to your hotel room. they send a line up and you pick the one you want. sometimes 1000-1500 rmb.

my favorite is the sauna. pretty reasonable for the time you get. the street hos are pretty fun but it is hit or miss. sometimes you get girl that blows but does not fuck and then sometimes vice versa. you do luck out sometimes and get a hottie that blows and fucks but you gotta grab these bitches numbers because they normally get scooped up pretty quick.

sometimes after chinese new year your favorite girl will go back to their hometown and never come back. i dont think that whoreing is looked down on as much in China. it seems as if a lot of regular girls may try it out to make a bit of money for a little while. a lot of them get burned out and then go get regular jobs or regular girlfriends but they can give you a pretty damn good ride while they are testing the waters.

TL/DR come to china if you want to empty your balls

Any commentary or input is welcome:

I'm a guy and I have a female cousin who is a few years older than me. We were always close as family but we never like hung out or anything I guess because of the age difference and we lived in different towns. That started to change once I got my license and she got married and got an apartment with her husband.

I started to go over there to hang out sometimes, me and her husband shared a lot of common interests and we all smoked weed so we would get blazed and bullshit. When your stoned and drunk you are a bit more open than usual and I started to find out a lot about them as a couple. He had a massive, massive porn collection he would let me go through and he would show me some good scenes with his favorite porn stars.

One time while in the car driving with my cousin she told me about how she was super bisexual and was in love with her best friend when she was younger and used to make excuses for them to take showers together and shit. She never got into any detail about if they ever hooked up though and I did't want to press it and come across as overly eager to hear her sex stories. But then she started saying about how her and her husband were swingers and had swapped partners with friends a few times.

They eventually moved out of state and had a couple kids so I see them a lot less than I used to but I go up to visit sometimes. Now my cousin is telling me how shes all pierced up everywhere. Nipples, clit, the whole nine. They have a basement rec room which is just basically a sex room with a swing and a bed and who knows what else just in plain view of where we hang out.

Now to get to the interesting stuff. Lately every time (this exact same thing has happened at least three times now, maybe four) I see them I'll walk past the two of them and he will playfully smack her ass or give it a little squeeze. She then looks at me with this look on her face like I did it and not him. So I say ummm yeah it wasn't me and she's all like lolol.

At this point twice is a coincidence and three times is a pattern right? It can't be accidental. It's just obviously the same thing happening every time.

Let me know what you guys think. I know half of the posts are gonna be like "dude she totally wants it you should fuck her" but I would still like to hear what you have to say.

Question for the British folks among us. I have watched a few vids on youtube about tv licensing people from the BBC going to peoples homes to make sure they have a license and I confess I don't understand it do you need a license to watch tv in England and if so why?

When I was 20 I was in a public restroom in a subway station in Boston. I had used this restroom a few times and knew it was popular with guys looking for blowjobs and more. I had never done any thing with a guy before but I was curious. I had just recently broke up with my girlfriend and I hadnt had any sex in in two weeks. I walked in and stood at one of the 4 urinals. A guy came in he looks about 40 yo and walks to the last urinal and starts pissing. He finishes pissing then I see him shaking it then he starts stroking it. I looked at him and he was stroking it showing me his length. Not jerking but just stroking it slowly. I stood there watching him. He motioned for me to show him mine. I stepped a little away and turned and showed him my cock. I was stroking my cock slowly like he was. Suddenly a black guy about 30 yo walks in and stands next to me at the urinal. He looks at me and then the other guy and doesnt say anything. The other guy zips up and hurries out. I turn towards the urinal like im still pissing. And he unzips and starts pissing. He keeps looking at me and not saying a word. I look down and I see his cock. Its about 8inches and thick. Hes just standing there not doing anything and Im staring at his cock. I look up at him and then back at his cock and he backs away from the urinal about a half step. I dont know why but I reached over and felt his cock. He immediatly grabbed my wrist then showed me a badge really quick. He said he works for the T undercover unit. Give me your ID he says. I take my license out and give it to him. He looks at it and puts it in his pocket. He says I was under arrest for open and gross lewdness. He says we are going to the precinct office and to follow him and dont resist. Im scared to death. I dont know what to think. As we are walking out he sats dont even try to run because I got your ass. We walk out if the mens room and he says follow me and we head off down the stairs that lead to the inbound commuter train platform. I ask him where are we going and he says the office is this way. We are walking down the platform heading all the way towards the other end. Theres not one person on the platform. He keeps looking at me and looking across to the other side of the tracks. Then he asks me, do you do this often? I said no Im not gay. I just made a mistake. He says thats right you did. I ask where is the office and he says we need to go this way and out the other end of the station. We turn into another exit and we walk up the first landing about 5 steps. Then he grabs me by my arm really tight and he says. Your going to jail. I look at him and Im scared. Then he says. Ill give you a break. Im like omg thanks. And he stops me and says if You do one thing. Whats that I ask? And he begins to unbuckle his pants. I say I cant do that. He says oh yes you can and you will. He has his cock out now and he grabs my head and says im not fucking around here. Do it! I meekly move my head down towards his cock and I slowly open my mouth. He pushes forward and his cock is in my mouth. Suck it! he says. I begin giving him a blowjob sucking his cock. Its my first time. Im standing but bent over and he reaches around and starts rubbing my ass. Keep going you're doing great he says. Suck my big black cock. Im choking every now and then as he keeps pushing my head down forcing more of his cock down my throat. I gag and pull away but he shoves it right back in. I can taste his precum. Its very salty. He then reaches under and unbuttons my jeans and starts pulling my pants down. I try to fight it but hes much to strong for me. He bends my arm behind my back and says do what I say or else. Im terrified now. I have my jeans and briefs down by my ankles and he spins me around and pushes me towards the wall. Grab the rail he says. I grab the hand rail. Now bend over. I pause and he says it again only this time he punches me in my side. I gasp and try to catch my breath. I bend over and he gets behind me and rubs his huge cock up my ass crack. He then spits in his hand and smears it in my ass. Youre gonna love this boy he says. Then I feel him pressing his cock at my hole. Please don't I whimper and he slowly pushes it in a little at a time and he begins to rock back and forth. Moving a little faster pushing his cock deeper in my virgin ass. Thats it boy take it. Is this what you wanted? No I replied. Yes it is. You love it. You love my big black cock in your little white boy ass. He starts going faster really pushing in deeper and harder. He starts going faster and Im trying not to scream and then his body tenses and he grunts as he shoots his cum inside me. He holds his cock in my ass until he finishes cumming. Then he pulls his cock out. Its all slimy with his cum. He takes out some napkins and wipes his cock off. He takes my licrnse back out of his jacket and looks at it and he says, Danny ****** I know where you live so its safe to say we are all squared up. He hands me my ID. And he says now get the fuck out of here and dont ket me catch tu ou here sgain. Now go. Now! I pull up my pants and I run up the stairs as fast as I can I exit the station and I begin walking down the street very quickly. I can feel his cum leaking from my ass. I can as ddf ire you I never went back there.

Swedish teen with new driver´s license jumps for joy

I believe the current age of consent laws should be changed. Currently it is an arbitrary blanket age, set at an age where most peoples are old enough to be emotionally and physically ready for coitus. But some people reach that age earlier, and some reach it later.

I think we should introduce "sex licenses", akin to car licenses. So when a person thinks that he/she is ready for coitus, they have to go for psychological and physical examinations to ascertain their readiness. Once they have passed, they get their learner's license, and have to have 120 hours of sex instruction with a registered sex instructor, where they will learn all the techniques, positions and sexual protocols that are commonly encountered in the bedroom. And to get their full sex license, they have to have sex with a registered examiner from the Department of Sex.

I believe this would solve most aspects of age of consent grey areas.

Any thoughts?

My job entails a 10p to 6a shift. I'm a nurse, so to leave the place with your license, you have to give report and count narcotics with the nurse coming on. No relief means you can't leave. Rarely have we had a no-call/no-show, and we've always been able to get a replacement in a timely fashion. We also have call days, wherein if a nurse on the shift previous to yours or following yours calls in, you would either come in half a shift early or stay half a shift late. Which means I tentatively work 6p to 10a on my call days. I was just asked (after calling in yesterday and today because of vomiting and s/s consistent with food poisoning) to come in at 6am. I told them no. They said 10am. I said no. They said we don't have anyone else and you've called in two days in a row. I said yeah, I called in because I was sick, for yesterday and THE SHIFT THAT STARTED TWO HOURS AGO. They said I needed to come in and work 6a to 2p then come back at 10p to 6a "because I was on call". I told them 'on call' means I'll be there at 6pm if they need me, otherwise I'd be there at 10pm. They tried to say more but I hung up.

Wow talk about a rush

This afternoon I went to my favorite full service AMP. I was to the point where I did the flip and the girl was naked and had just used her mouth to slid on my helmet while I had my hand between her leg fingering her pussy.

Suddenly there were 3 knocks on the door and I am thinking WTF. The girl tells me to turn over with an excited voice which I do. I looked over my shoulder and see her quickly puting her dress and panties on. She then covered my ass with a towel and got at the foot of the table and starts to massage my foot.

Just then 3 guys walk in, one of them flashes a badge at me and tells me not to move. I ask what the problem is and he tells me we know what goes on here. I give him a really dumb look and say "massages?". He tell me right buddy. Problem is he looks around and sees there is nothing illegal going on. He ask the girl to see her license and she tells him its in her locker but will not let her go and get it. Long and short of it is they did not find anything and had to go. The girl ask me "finish?" and I tell her yes. And she have a really good fuck. Awesome!