I want to pin you down and drill your asshole. 

Who cares about this fake shit? Go fuck yourself. 

Well back that hole up, baby boy. 

Let me hurt you, little girl. 😈

I'm just a few hours away and I've got a rimchair. If you like bears, hmu.

Scrawny little fuckpig. Those fat lips of yours should be sucking my cock or my asshole.

HAHA So does mine!

Does anyone else here fucking LOVE to fart while their girlfriend/wife/slave/fuckmeat is rimming their asshole? Because I sure as shit do.

This thread is great. Please share more.

Very VERY true. My girlfriend had tried anal once or twice before we dated and that's about as kinky as she got. Now she's a cum guzzling whore who drinks my piss and complains if my ass isn't dirty enough when I make her eat it. Take charge, son.

Wow, OP. It sounds like we have a lot in common (except you're way worse off).

I'm not married but I live with my girlfriend. She was 19 and just out of her raver phase when we met, so she was hot and fit from doing E and dancing 12 hours every weekend. Three years later, she's put on about 80 lbs. I don't complain because I still think she's beautiful, even if she's ashamed of her body. I really just miss the experience of being with a new person. She's also just started on prescription anti-anxiety/depressant pills which I anticipate are going to fuck up our sex life (which is really hot and kinky, but alarmingly infrequent).

The thrill of meeting someone new and obliterating your boundaries with them, exploring her body, slaying that pussy and learning new things about your own sexuality in the process... I really enjoy what those experiences brought to my life when I was single so I like to fantasize about fucking around, but I honestly don't want to do that; it's just a fantasy for me.

I've known the pain of being cheated on all too well to actually inflict it on someone I care about, but the desire. I enjoy CL and Backpage, both for casual encounter posts as well as the whores. I like the whore fantasy because I know she just wants my money and isn't going to try to fuck up my relationship in some vindictive stunt. There's also Ashley Madison, which is explicitly for having affairs. My buddy nailed a lot of hot So. Cal. cougars on there. lol

But I really couldn't bring myself to suffer the pain on her face if I cheated on her. If I REALLY wanted to fuck someone else, I know that I'd be able to talk to my girlfriend about it and we would make an honest effort to try to find some way to accomodate my needs in a way that doesn't violate her trust.

I would strongly advocate that you find a way to end things with your wife and bang internet floozies openly and honestly. If she's being abusive, you need to document that abuse any way you can and present it when you file for divorce. I'm sure she's got redeeming qualities but people who pull that shit aren't going to stop on their own and certainly not without a proverbial slap in the face.

You're not alone, but you don't need to compromise your integrity just because your wife is a cunt. Sure, you could probably get away with it, but why put yourself through the guilt and the stress when you could live your life free to bang whatever you want and not getting yelled at by that bitch every day?

I hope that helps, man.

Love it! My drummer was a dick. If he had a wife, I'd try to fuck her. Except he had guns. And meth... on second thought, I'd probably just fire him again instead.

You win at life! She's fucking hot! I'd bang her any day of the week.

Here, honey. My profile pic will fuck you good. ;) Where are you located? Maybe one of us can swing by and pound your pussy.

Side note: The 10 commandments don't say anything about rape, kidnapping or molestation. They make sure the #1 slot is used to remind you to worship Yaweh above all other gods. It's not exactly a moral authority.

You expect me to cum from that loose, dirty fuckhole? Spread that worthless cunt open for me and beg for my cum because it's the only thing you're good for.

http://lmgtfy.com/?q=403

Yeah, that was what made me laugh first. Perhaps what he meant was that he'll beat his chest, uproot any plants within reach and charge around in a rage to scare away anything he finds threatening?