Got pool balls stuck in a chick...
Electro-shock to the cock
Sure
Seeking a pen pal with a knack for linguistics. The more disgusting and disturbing your inner most stories/ thoughts are the better. it always easier to write when you know your audience at least a little bit so if you are interested just tell me a little about yourself and your desires/phobias so that maybe we can strike a chord and start a chain of nasty thoughts.
Both silly. That was just a stupid question.
I would use her like the slut you have made her out to be and then discard her naked in an alleyway like the trash she is.