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Anonymous
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16 Nov 2011 3:00PM
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After Daylight Savings Time ended last year I stopped in to visit my hearing impaired friend.

He was busy painting his penis with a black marker.

I said to him,"You idiot! You're supposed to turn your clock back."

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17 Nov 2011 8:32AM

I did it for fun!

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18 Nov 2011 9:41AM

I love how this joke rips the piss out of the hard-of-hearing, or cloth-eared, yet at the same time feels the need to use the more politically correct term "hearing impaired".

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22 Nov 2011 1:34AM

could you speak up? my marker's running dry.

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