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31 Aug 2012 7:14AM
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I confess that I hate seeing people with nice cars, not classic muscle cars mind you, those are worthy of respect. I'm talking about ones that are typically owned by douchebags like BMW's, Audi's or Jags. The ones owned by people that got rich off of other people's hard work. Like some jew in a bank or a cunt that works in an office firing people in order to get a bigger bonus. (cutting costs)

Lately, I've taken to keying them, throwing eggs or bologna onto them. The latter I've heard will peel the paint right off of it. Eggs and keying, they obviously need no explanation.

There's also a group of college douchebags that live in the small house that backs out onto my highrise. I live 10 floors up and have thrown eggs down at them several times now, always because they're too damn loud at 1am.

Do I feel bad for any of this? Fuck no.

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31 Aug 2012 7:17AM

cool. i'm sure the rich douchebags dont feel bad when they're fucking your girl.

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31 Aug 2012 7:21AM

dont lump in Jaguar with quality vehicles like Audi and BMW. any driver, mechanic, or stuntman worth their salt would tell you those are top of the food chain automobiles.

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10 Sep 2012 12:00AM

Wow, I really could give 2 shits! Jags are still overpriced, impractical, gas guzzling SOBs like the others and they all belong in the same category.

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31 Aug 2012 7:26AM

op probably drives a Pinto.

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31 Aug 2012 7:32AM

If you know the person then I can see why ya do it maybe. But if not, you are just basically a douche like you claim they are, only ya know with out the nice wheels.
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31 Aug 2012 8:49AM

I drive a Cadillac and wear yellow neon sunglasses every time I get in it. Why? To make people like you regret not going to college.

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31 Aug 2012 9:50AM

lol Cadillac?
yup you're really flaunting that successful wealth aren't ya buddy. do you also show off those dashing Old Navy button up shirts?

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31 Aug 2012 2:33PM

My dad drives a caddy. U got beef?

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31 Aug 2012 4:03PM

nothing wrong with Cadillac, but then again it's nothing to shine about.

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31 Aug 2012 9:42AM

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31 Aug 2012 10:14AM

OP is just another free loading Obama supporting nigger who would rather sit on his ass smoking crack than put any effort into making something of himself. Keying a car just because you are such a loser just proves to the world what a loser you are. That and driving around in your '85 Yugo with the 26's. Leave NO DOUBT what a dumbass nigger piece of shit you are.

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31 Aug 2012 12:37PM

well put :)

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01 Sep 2012 8:56AM

As opposed to a Republican who loves to sit on his ass snorting coke and getting hand outs from the government?
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31 Aug 2012 11:39AM

Then you would hate me. 2012 TTRS its so easy to get girls in a nice looking car I must confess even if she has a man she would still cheat I ask a few girls why but did not get any good answer. What I'm guessing, is they want to experience how it feels to be on top of the food chain.

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31 Aug 2012 1:57PM

Worked at an airport parking lot for six months people in volvo's BMW's Lexus' and some Cadi's are usually people that like to think they are better than you because they can afford a kind of nice car. The ones in the Lambo's and corvettes and nicer Jags have enough confidence to not be complete deuches. People in BMW's are always running god dam late and expect the world to bend to their Nazi engineer driving asses. This coming from a guy that drives a POS tempo.

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02 Sep 2012 11:27AM

Correct, and specially audi drivers tends to be loosers, who think because they drive this upgraded skoda own the roads...same fags who buy apples shitty overpriced products, made in China..

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02 Sep 2012 11:34AM

so much butt hurt. from all sides. jealous low lifes and cocky cry babies.

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31 Aug 2012 3:04PM

A car will never get as far in life has a boat. Thats top of the food chain right there. boats.

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02 Sep 2012 11:30AM

correct, cruising around in a 500.000 $ bayliner, will pick up more pussy for you than any car...

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31 Aug 2012 4:20PM

Well, I think the Audi R8 is an awesome car, and I think Obama has been a more successful p******** than the media gives him credit for.

To much hate and trolling.

I drive a Jetta... I suppose VW's don't belong on that list, but I have to know what kind of car OP drives.

Have you ever played Forza? The Audi's tend to handle better than a lot of cars!

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31 Aug 2012 4:23PM

Acura > all

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01 Sep 2012 6:01AM

i secohd this. Acura really has moved up into luxury.

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31 Aug 2012 7:43PM

O.P. You are the person who should look in the mirror and check yourself into anger management, a business class, a social network for business or something positive.

If you focus your anger and energy on those around you to do harm you are wasting your time and energy on the wrong things. Focus on you and the things you have control of to improve your life and the potential positive relationships you deserve and have earned.

Everyone has a story, trials and tribulations and how you rise above speaks volumes about you and your character.

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01 Sep 2012 8:34AM

Another shit-for-brains Obama voter

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02 Sep 2012 10:58AM

OP don't be mad your a fucking loser. There are lots of losers like yourself in the world. Not like the ones fucking your ex wife. but just others

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02 Sep 2012 11:14AM

Real alphas drive lada, not all those German nazi vans...

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09 Sep 2012 10:01PM

OP here again. I hit the vans of a company I did a temp spot for a few years ago with eggs. What really soured the experience there was a fat cunt from the office that was a complete well, cunt, and had me and the two others replaced by the temp agency because of bullshit. She didn't like how one of us took two minutes too long to unload boxes, meanwhile this fat bitch probably has never worked a hard day in her life. Unless you count buying Pizza Pops in bulk at Costco.

Needless to say, they're pretty fucked. Without these vans, they can't do business, and they can't drive them around with eggs dried on the side of them.

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09 Sep 2012 10:27PM

The OP seems to be just a tad bit judgmental.

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09 Sep 2012 11:15PM

I agree with the basic premise of the OP. When a lot of people make a little money, the first thing they buy is one of the 'douchebag' mobiles that the OP alluded to. I know for a fact this is true. I live in a lower middle class neighborhood and yet I see people with Mercedes and BMWs in their driveways. So basically they opt to live in a shit neighborhood maybe just so they can afford a really nice car. Douchebags!

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06 Oct 2012 11:03PM

+1

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09 Sep 2012 11:24PM

OP still has yet to answer my questions.
What kind of car do you drive?
What is your opinion of Volkswagen?
Have you played any Forza games?
Doesn't the Audi R8 handle pretty damn well?

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09 Sep 2012 11:57PM

Did u really think this was the point of this thread, to discuss what the best cars are, what car handles best, etc.? Come on now ur not even trying! The point OP was trying to make was that even though most people don't know shit about cars, they will buy what they perceive other people think are the best cars, as in buying a status symbol rather than a transportation device.

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06 Oct 2012 11:21PM

but what if they know alot about their cars? again those vehicles cost that much because of their technical qualifies (except Jaguar.)and they're still douchebags because they have one?

so what does that make you?

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06 Oct 2012 11:35PM

The fact is most people don't know shit about cars, unless they're a mechanic or work on cars a lot. I made a point earlier about people buy cars that they can't necessarily afford. Why would they do that? Cuz they're fucking douchebags who think that other people give two shits about what kind of car they drive!

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06 Oct 2012 11:44PM

ahh so everyone who drives luxury cars cant afford em. and even if they can, and know full well the capabilities of their vehicle, they're still douchebags because well... the cars just cost too damn much for scrubs in the slums.

awesome logic bro.

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07 Oct 2012 12:01AM

if they live in my neighborhood, I'm pretty sure they can't. I can only speak to my own experiences (obviously). And this is what I have observed.

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06 Oct 2012 11:47PM

"douchebags who think that other people give two shits about what kind of car they drive!"

you sure about that? look at yourself.

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07 Oct 2012 12:02AM

this makes no sense..

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07 Oct 2012 12:05AM

your reading comprehension is poo poo mate.

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10 Sep 2012 12:44AM

Another good one is putting fresh fish down in their rims and brake pad areas. Will stink that shit up good

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10 Sep 2012 12:49AM

I like this, but I think it's a waste of good fish. Maybe just the fish guts would do the trick!

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10 Sep 2012 12:56AM

Milk down down the vent box. It doesn't cause permanent damage but gets pretty bad for a few days.

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06 Oct 2012 11:58PM

I AGREE MR OBAMA

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