You're right, it is cool, but only when my dick isn't in control of my brain. Still, I wouldn't mind fucking a Martian chick, so long as she didn't eat me afterwards, or have razor blades in her pussy.
So did the Martians drink all the water or something? Why don't we just send them a bunch of bottled water, or gatoraide or something so they don't get pissed off and invade us? Or better yet, just make a bottled water factory up there to save all the shipping costs.