Back in december Nasa stated they had made one for the history books about Mars. Today they finally revealed what they found. They found organic clay on Mars. Clay is a substance that can only form with water and celled material. Clay means Mars undeniably had water and a lot of it at some point, and stuff that could break down with the rocks to form clay. Basically at least moss or somthing but that's really cool.
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07 Jun 2013 5:15PM
They also found compounds similar to montmorillonite in the clay, this is important because it means the water was neutral when the clay was formed which means fresh non acidic water! The atmosphere had to be almost identical to ours at some point billions of years ago, for the water to be Neutral.
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07 Jun 2013 5:20PM
Cool. Let us know when NASA gets some pics of naked, big-titted Martians, and then you will have our interest.
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07 Jun 2013 5:28PM
Come on! I know this is a Porn site and all, but you can at least find the beauty in exploration, and discovery. Think about it no Humans have even been on Mars. All these discovery's are made by little robots, driving around 33.9 million miles miles away, sending their finding through space back to a little blue dot.
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07 Jun 2013 5:37PM
You're right, it is cool, but only when my dick isn't in control of my brain. Still, I wouldn't mind fucking a Martian chick, so long as she didn't eat me afterwards, or have razor blades in her pussy.
So did the Martians drink all the water or something? Why don't we just send them a bunch of bottled water, or gatoraide or something so they don't get pissed off and invade us? Or better yet, just make a bottled water factory up there to save all the shipping costs.
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07 Jun 2013 6:10PM
They'd still have to ship all the water up there in bulk, in order to bottle it. But maybe it would safe on costs to ship it bulk, instead of in little bottles.
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07 Jun 2013 6:17PM
Maybe if the shipping contract went the U.S. post office it would solve all the money problems theyre having?? Just thinking. I doubt UPS or FedEx would do it as cheaply because theyd have to turn a profit.
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07 Jun 2013 6:25PM
If they got clay and we got water, why not just trade and make them martians pay for their own shipping? Or do we already got enough clay? We have clay, right?
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08 Jun 2013 3:24AM
That makes no sense! If they pay the shipping for the water then theyll make us pay for shipping all the clay. Clay is way heavier than water so earth will get fucked on that deal bigtime. We should just pay to ship the water and make them pay to ship the clay and then they will get fucked, not us. But i guess it might depend on the exchange rate between earth dollars and martian dollars though so i dont really have any idea who gets fucked. Oh, and it would depend on how much it costs to ship shit from mars to i guess.
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07 Jun 2013 6:19PM
Ummm...pretty sure the Martians have probably already thought of that. It's probably just underground where we cant see it yet.
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08 Jun 2013 3:19AM
Then is all there citys and roads an hospitals an racetracks an shit undergrounds to? And stores an shit?
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07 Jun 2013 5:39PM
Hey guy's look Nasa made an amazing discovery! Motherless response "Dub dohhh whaha derp de diddy do."
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07 Jun 2013 6:12PM
Are they Martians, for real? Can anyone verify? I never pictured Martians looking like this at all. They're not bad at all! I'd definitely fuck them, but I'd probably have a hard time making out with them on account of their big buggy eyes.
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07 Jun 2013 6:13PM
Anyone know there names or have pics of their lower halves? I'm curious whether Martian pussies look like humans.
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07 Jun 2013 6:14PM
Did NASA just release these? This is the first I've seen of them.
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07 Jun 2013 7:49PM
Thier faces are photoshoped right? XD these two can't really be that creepy.
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07 Jun 2013 7:53PM
I dont think thire photoshoped. Thats just how martians look i think. Pic came from nasa. They got some sorta spys or something up at mars takin pics an looking for underground bottles of water an whatnot.
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07 Jun 2013 7:56PM
[img]http://trampt.com/images/products/000/038/826/Bot_Girl-Jason_Freeny-Polymer_Clay-trampt-38826m.jpg?1330792155[/img]
Actually, they evolved from clay!
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07 Jun 2013 7:58PM
Do you have any pics of martian do gs or cats? Do they look like american do gs and cats? Just curious. Also, do they sound the same when the bark and meow?
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07 Jun 2013 8:07PM
You know the furies? Where do you think they came from? That convention they have is actually a control room, were all doomed.
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08 Jun 2013 3:07AM
"American" do gs and cats???? Like they speak a language different than, say French ones? Are you serious?
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07 Jun 2013 8:01PM
Ugh. I hope all martin chicks aint ugly ass gingers. I cant get hard for no ginger.
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08 Jun 2013 3:17AM
Is them martin chicks sisters? Thats so hot seeing the martain sisters get it on. Very hot! Got any more pics?
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07 Jun 2013 7:55PM
Its the goverments space alien people what shoots rockets to the moon and mars and pluto and spys on naked martian chicks and takes pics of them for us to look at. And they do shit with clay or whatever.
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07 Jun 2013 6:23PM
Martians got clay too? U mean like play doh? Or like the real kinda clay u make ashtrays an mugs an shit with?
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07 Jun 2013 8:04PM
I hear it was the one that's been there for 10 years that made the discovery, not the new one that cost us billions of taxpayer money. So that makes the new revolutionary one now useless, since the old one made the discovery the new one was meant for.
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07 Jun 2013 9:11PM
Wow. Utterly breathtaking responses. I pray to god they are not all Americans but, unfortunately, they likely are.
Hey, OP, I think you should check out that thread from 2-3 days ago (I think it was in confessions) about the Yale study that concluded visitors to this site were dumber than retards. You might be a little less frustrated after reading it. After all, if retards can't be held responsible for crimes they commit, then it can't be this site's users fault they respond as they do above, right?
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08 Jun 2013 2:36AM
Here here, obviously the evolutionary tree has not branched with half of the proprietors of this site. Next time mention honey booboo and you will get better responses that are right up their alley. My one question with Mars however has always been, why not explore Cydonia. I mean really, for 20 years that face has been photographed over and over, it is not a shadow, it is a face and look up the Phobos Incident. What the hell happened there? There is more to the red planet that we are not being told. I firmly believe that we have had evidence of life elsewhere for many years now. Serpo. org comes to mind also. thoughts?
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08 Jun 2013 3:57PM
I sure as fuck hope you are not serious. If you are, our entire species is doomed.
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08 Jun 2013 3:34PM
Fucking hilarious shit! Thanks, I needed a great laugh today!
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08 Jun 2013 4:01PM
It would be hilarious if all these brain dead retards weren't serious as stupid as they seem, but I truly fear they are.
We deserve to be invaded by Martians, just for being so goddamn ignorant. I get more and more depressed and hopeless every time I visit these boards. I think that study referred to in another thread has got to be correct. Everyone here is a total retard, except OP, I guess.
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09 Jun 2013 2:08AM
You are a fuckin moron. We were already invaded about 40 years ago. They live amongst us now. Where the fuck do you think Google and Microsoft and all them hi tech companies came from??? You think we just thought up all that shit on our own??? They fuckin own us and dont be surprised if they fuckin kill me in my sleep for saying so!!!
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08 Jun 2013 8:46PM
I think this is all fake and made up in hollywood. The whole moon shit was, that i know. Aint no way we been to mars and bottling water bottles up there and makin clay doh an takin no pictures of no naked martins an shit. Total bullshit is what it is if you askin me. Cant believe all you fuckers fallin for it neither.
