I confess, over the summer I some how managed to get poison ivy on my dick. It sucked, it was really itchy through out the day but when I masturbated with it it felt amazing, so much better than before. I felt the relief of the itching and it felt sooo good combined with the masturbation.
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20 Dec 2011 1:24AM
My best orgasm ever happened when I had penis ivy. I took a scalding hot shower and masturbated. I highly recommend it if it ever happens again, it almost makes having incredibly swollen genitals bearable... almost.
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20 Dec 2011 12:16PM
You are full of it. I've had poison ivy infection in my groin area. And believe me, it's not fun.
I hope you someday get a real ivy rash on your cock and balls, and see just how much you enjoy it.
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21 Dec 2011 1:14AM
You don't have to hope it happens, it already has before, and the reason beating it with hot water is so awesome is the fact that hot water releases histamine in your skin, which makes you really itchy during the wank, but after the shower the itch is gone for hours. I can sympathize with a fellow penis ivy veteran, outside of the fantastic orgasms it really fucking sucks, especially having your dick swell so big that you can't wear jeans comfortably. I just wanted to share that if you ever found yourself in this position try it out, but don't get poison ivy solely for that reason, you'll regret it.
