I confess that as a Republican, I am at a loss. Don't get me wrong, I think the Democrats are more fucked up and I would never vote for a Democrat but I don't understand Republicans anymore.
For example, I am pro-choice. Republicans are pro-life when they should be pro-choice. The vast majority of women who get abortions are black. Black babies grow up to be Democrats (and thugs). Why the fuck would you support breeding more Democrats?
Another issue is immigration. Republicans now want to give amnesty to illegals which is like legalizing 12,000,000 more Democrats. WTF? Illegals don't vote Republican; they vote Democrat.
The final issue is taxes. I believe taxes should be raised on the rich. Most rich people are Democrats anyways. Look at Hollywood. Why are Republicans willing to die so Sean Penn or George Clooney can pay less in taxes? Fuck Sean Penn and George Clooney.
My political party is sort of like the fucked up relative who graduated from Harvard Medical School but decides to take a job at McDonald's to get rich.
I just don't get it!
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Wow so much fail here. Usually you racists say blacks do nothing but have kids to get welfare but now you are saying they have abortions. And you say most rich people are Democrats which shows you no nothing about rich people...or Republicans...or maybe both. The rich of Hollywood make up only a small portion of the rich and even a fair amount of them are Republican. The only think that makes sense in your post is the part where you say you do not get it.
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I hope this was satirical. You state that, "you don't get Republicans". Yet, your reasoning beautifully captures how out of touch you all are. Thus, why you lost the election & face a dying movement. As satire, this was brilliant. I see a future at the Onion.
I hope this was satirical. You state that, "you don't get Republicans". Yet, your reasoning beautifully captures how out of touch you all are. Thus, why you lost the election & face a dying movement. As satire, this was brilliant. I see a future at the Onion.
Seems like Ron Paul was the only one not taking big money from corporate america??
The richest 400 people have equal the wealth of the bottom half of the country - 150 million, and probably pay less in tax as well, how bizarre is that? And there's loads of them in what 740 Park Avenue?
You can't shit on those who were dealt a bad hand in life. Blacks unequal till the 60s - WTF. It's been shown in an experiment that those who are given half the starting monopoly money versus a normal opponent quickly get crushed and the winner quickly gets arrogant and almost expects the other player to roll over asap. No compassion shown one bit.
And most of America is made up of immigrants. So to not allow any more immigration, is surely hypocritical? I thought you don't have a safety net, so people have to earn their money to survive.
Just how it looks like from the other side of the pond. It's the 1% that needs to be sorted out. Bush tax cuts added 3 trillion to the deficit and didn't bring any economic growth. Surely the US would be in much a better place if Gore was p********, I doubt 9/11 would have happened.. Natural gas would have been used quicker as well probably. The recount - oh yes, stopped by a republican majority of judges. Loaded monopoly game once more. Entrenched wealth seeks to protect itself at the expense of the majority.
