This one fine outside, but skanky inside, chick that I fucked with many positions and with a couple of other chicks wanted to do something that I didn't want to do, but I thought would be funny if I threw something in. She wanted to rimjob me, and thought it was the gayest thing any chick wanted to do for me, but then I wanted to teach her a lesson for even asking me about it.
When she was licking my asshole, I did what was natural, and ripped a good fart. She went coughing to the sink and rinsed her mouth out, then we fucked some more.
Seriously, it's damn funny at first (and everyone else), but I think that you shouldn't do things that are extremely fucked up, because what comes around, goes around. In my case, she told me a couple of nights later that I was so good that I FUCKED LIKE a unicorn when she was tripping on acid. Not cool.
