I'm a handyman at a highrise condominium. how to i get back at or cause hell to a couple of low life, piece of shit residents???
there's 2 people who live in my building who could really use some humble pie. i'm talking about people who are so god damn evil that they follow me around work and wait for any minor slip up so they can jot it down and run down to my boss to bitch about it.
i'm not worried about my job, the boss knows they're miserable cunts. however these 2 have gone beyond and have started to cause intentional trouble just to make me look bad. they've also begun using racial slurs to refer to me and my wife, which is odd because me and my wife are way more westernized then they are..
anyways,
i want ways to make their life miserable, perhaps there's something i can do to their cars? or a way to mess with their apartments in ways they won't think it's me, or ways to mess with them so they know that karma is a bitch. any suggestions would be awesome.
i really want these 2
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hook a hose to an outdoor spigot. Hook the hose to a hand pump, and you could inject the plumbing with a change of industrial dye. Red or blue or green, and wait to see how your neighbors look the next day. Or, you could just sit in the bushes and pump the hand pump until the plumbing was super-pressurized to 110 psi. This way, when someone goes to flush the toilet, the toilet tank will explode. At 150 psi, if someone turns on the shower, the water pressure will blow off the shower head, strip the threads, blam, the shower head turns into a mortal shell.
or an easier thing to do is, when they arent home, break in their place and take the light bulbs out of the fan/ceiling lamp in their living room, fill them with gasoline or wd-40 then screw them back in. your neighbors will be incinerated the second they turn the lights on.
hook a hose to an outdoor spigot. Hook the hose to a hand pump, and you could inject the plumbing with a change of industrial dye. Red or blue or green, and wait to see how your neighbors look the next day. Or, you could just sit in the bushes and pump the hand pump until the plumbing was super-pressurized to 110 psi. This way, when someone goes to flush the toilet, the toilet tank will explode. At 150 psi, if someone turns on the shower, the water pressure will blow off the shower head, strip the threads, blam, the shower head turns into a mortal shell.
or an easier thing to do is, when they arent home, break in their place and take the light bulbs out of the fan/ceiling lamp in their living room, fill them with gasoline or wd-40 then screw them back in. your neighbors will be incinerated the second they turn the lights on.
