While true, this is taken verbatim from Louis CK's most recent standup special, "Live at the Beacon". Super funny and highly recommended.
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We have strengthened our moderation systems and processes to more effectively detect, prevent, and promptly enforce against illegal content.
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We have strengthened our moderation systems and processes to more effectively detect, prevent, and promptly enforce against illegal content.
Every report is now publicly tracked with its complete resolution history so the community can see exactly how it was handled. We rely on the Motherless community to keep the platform safe.
If you see any violating content, please use the report button. Thank you! View Audit Log
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