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Anonymous

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13 Mar 2014 5:34PM

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Back in the day I was with my parents in some mediterran country. There were many hills next to the sea. So my parents were approaching slowly and I was walking pretty fast.

On the top of the hill I saw some very seductive limb of a tree. I looked around. Even though it was very hot and sun everywhere I could not see anybody. So I pulled down my pants and let it inside me to jerk off.

Then I saw an unicorn and I told it to bow, for me to change from the branch to it. Damn that unicorn was good.

I am not gay though, I would never let a male limb of a tree or a male unicorn inside me.

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tightfit

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13 Mar 2014 6:14PM

Sorry to tell you anon, but all tree limbs are male. the holes and notches are female.
And all unicorns are males. the females are ponies!
Now that doesn't mean you're gay, at least not permanently, just that you used some male things sexually.

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