I confess that I failed so hard the other night thinking back on it I cant believable I fucked it up so bad. Where I live there is a place that shows movies on the beach for free so lots of random people come and people dress up and it fun some families come and lots of teens and 20 some things too.
Anyway like an hour in to the movie I when to use the bathroom, when I got there no one was in there and I had a piss and came out, but there was this like 19 or 20 year old girl standing there with this kind of embarrassed smile on her face and her pants undone. I looked at her for like 1sec and said the fucking stupidest thing ever thinking back on it now. I said "oh excuse me here you go." Then I stepped to the side, washed my hands and walked out. like 2 mins later my mind went "WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU JUST WALK AWAY FROM!!!" but it was to late i was back with my friends and she was back with her friends.
Later that not night after the movie people stand around and talk and what not so I moved my group of friend over by her group so i could hear them. She was talking about how she thought I was cute and did not get why I did not "have a go at her". I would have stated up small talk but my girl friend was there and that would not have end well. That's all its was just a really bad fail I needed to tell some one about.