True confession and a call for help. At least once a week and more often lately, I masturbate in the handicap stall at work. This would be OK but I do it into my hand. Side note, I get to work about an hour before anyone else. With my sperm in my hand, I walk around the office and grab all the door handles. I also grab the handles of all the coffee pots.
In my defense, I do brew a fresh pot of coffee for my office friends before they get in.
What the fuck is wrong with me? Seriously, I giggle like a dirty schoolgirl while I'm doing this and then I feel like shit after people get in. Once, I even ran around cleaning everything I touched just before people got here. The guilt is literally nauseating.
