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20 Apr 2013 1:33PM
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I confess: I used Omegle for the first time last night. Talked to 5 girls altogether. I talked to 2 thirteen year old girls. They said I was the first of about 20 guys who did not do something obscene in the first minute and got disconnected. My self control gave me about an hour of conversation with 2 really cute girls, scantily dressed, and dozens of slips and near slips. They danced, they rolled over and stuck booty short buts in the air, quick-flashed boobs about 5 times, and liked my facebook page, and sent me a friend request. That was my first day. If you are not having the same luck...RECORD THE SESSION AND JACK OFF LATER! Only 1 out of 1000 women want to see a hunk with his junk in his hand. When it comes to a fat, hairy, sweaty blob...No one wants to see that with it's junk in it's hand.

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20 Apr 2013 1:52PM

Did you record it?

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20 Apr 2013 6:33PM

LIke a moron, I just went running into chat the minute the idea hit me. No. I didnt think to download a recording program.

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20 Apr 2013 2:11PM

EPIC FAIL

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20 Apr 2013 6:54PM

Yes

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