i confess that i joined facebook under a phone name and sent a freiend request to my sister and we started to talk dirty to each other i get a huge hardon when i ask her to play with her tits and fanny.
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Post up pics if you can swing it. Otherwise chat logs would be awesome too!
keep it up it just may go further than iether of you's wildest dreams
"fanny"??? Who the HELL talks like that??!?!?! Other than a 50yo troll!
fanny is a british word for pussy...but in american english fanny means ass. funny right?
Brits are hilarious. Do they have a hidden definition of phone also, as in phone name. Or is this troll just an illiterate boob. That's and American word for dumb ass.
Definitely a Brit and he appears to be as illiterate as most of the Americunts on here.
To the OP.
i (I) confess that i(I) joined facebook under a phone(phony) name and sent a freiend(friend) request to my sister and we started to talk dirty to each other(.) i(I) get(got) a huge(tiny) hardon when i(I) ask(asked) her to play with her tits and fanny(.)
You illiterate retard. I'm fucking amazed that your brain is able to work out how to start a fucking computer let alone use it.
And don't use the adjective "huge" to describe the size of your penis as we all know it's fucking minuscule (you'll have to look that word up in the dictionary).
You're so fullashit, pedantic, specifically (you may need to look this one up, btw) : the only correction i'd call for is the "phone" one. And it might be a typo, just like the "friend" one ; he might've been trying to type "phoney". So crawl back under your rock.
"fullashit" isn't a word. It's I'd not i'd, use a capital when writing in the first person and never start a sentence with the word And.
You're the OP aren't you?. If you're not then you're a semi-illiterate moron as well and I suggest you spend more time pulling on your tiny excuse of a cock than attempting to criticise a response to a poorly written confession.
If you're the OP then at least try and get a single post grammatically correct you moron.
you're fullashit again. i'm not the OP, and i don't like capitalizing my "i"s, i'm not that important. Fuck your stupid-ass rules, i already told you you're pedantic, but you haven't looked it up yet, have ya ? And sez the fuck who that you can't start a sentence with "and" ? Wasn't dictated on Mt Sinai, ya know. Fuck off.
If the OP is representative of what our schools are producing then this world is well and truly fucked.
If we're being 100% on the English / Americanese languages..
Dumb, in English means mute, as in unable to speak. An ass in English is a donkey not an arse, so you've called him a silent donkey.