i confess i fuckin hate taking dumps.
they're disgusting, smelly, embarrassing, inconvenient, you have to find privacy, and more often than not they're painful. they're just the worst. so when i was younger i tried to see how long i could go without shitting hoping against hope maybe i could just not have to do it anymore. my record was two weeks when i was about 13. but then when i would finally shit it would hurt like fuckin hell. one time i couldn't do it. it was just too big. i had to have my father stick a needle in my asshole full of poop eroding shit from a pharmacy that burned and hurt. even after that it still hurt a lot. since then i learned my lesson though and now i poop just about every 3 or 4 or once in a while 5 days. im 23 now and i already have hemorrhoids. fuck.
if i could invent a transporter i would have it lock on to my shit and beam it out so i never had to take a dump again.
