Every time I go to the tanning salon i have a wank and then put some spunk in the moisturising cream jar. I love the idea that within a week or so - one or many girls will have rubbed some of my spunk on their skin.
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15 Jun 2010 5:14PM
So you're a man with a fake tan? You sad pussy!
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15 Jun 2010 5:17PM
you dont get much sun in england....
plus there is a slight gap between 2 rooms and about 1 in 10 to 15 times you see tits - seen about 5 or 6 pussies too. normally i like bald but here i like to see hair coz the view only lasts a second and the image of hair lasts on your mind longer whilst you are wanking
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15 Jun 2010 5:25PM
you know if you get a girlfriend she'll let you cum on her all the time
try it........ its called NORMAL!
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16 Jun 2010 5:23AM
I'm from England and fake tan is gay here too. Don't try to justify your faggotry.
I bet you wear a gold curb chain and that stupid fucking Henley's t-shirt just like every other fake tanned cretin.
Drown yourself.
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16 Jun 2010 7:26PM
yes but the only way to get my dick browner is to shag your mum up the arse. unfortunately she has a cunt like a ripped welly.
she said she wished she'd drowned you for fucking her cunt up
p.s.
im not alone
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