A few days ago, while visiting my brother and his family, I had to take a dump. So... I went into the hall bathroom, which has all of the paraphernalia and other assorted accoutrements necessary for the upkeep of three teenaged daughters. Anyway... while I sat there, I flipped through the pages of a couple of his daughter's spam-bopper magazines... and really didn't pay much attention to them; I just kind of perused the various advertisements for this acne cream, and that feminine hygiene product and stuff.
After sitting and straining awhile, and laying this enormous turd... I realize that there's no freaking toilet paper on the roll. And not only that, there's not a spare roll under the sink either! So what could I do?
Well... I took the hand towel from the towel bar, and wiped with that! That's what I did... and I flushed... and it plugged the toilet but good! And a little while later I left my brother's house... and I have to confess, I never said a word.
