I confess I hate when I take a big shit and the shit water splashes all over my ass and balls
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02 Nov 2012 4:31PM
just put a few sheets of tissue in first to keep the splash down, always does the job
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02 Nov 2012 4:46PM
go on a diet then your big fat ass wont be half way down the toilet to start with
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02 Nov 2012 5:06PM
Damn telepaths are everywhere! Or, wait, was that the Stasi?
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02 Nov 2012 5:13PM
Yep, the tp down on the water trick always works. Usually after having coffee, by 4 or 5 I have to take a nice, runny dump. When I get home I can hear the neighbours downstairs. I've learned that for liquid-y dumps it's best to put some tp down first, that way it doesn't sound so loud.
