so I went to a rub-and-tug the other day.
I got to the strip mall, where it's located, and there are two or three rub and tugs there. I went to the one I wanted to go to "whores from heaven" or some shit like that. but it was locked with a sign "away for 30 min"
I wasn't going to wait 30 mins; I was on the way home from work and my wife would be expecting me so I went to the next one which was just called "massage unit 24" or something generic like that - this sounded kind of good, since some of the horniest massages I've had were at one of these 'no-name' places but as I was walking to it, some doucebag guy came out; he looked really "relieved" and sweaty so I didn't want his sloppy seconds. I went to the next one.
this was was called something generic like "platinum spa." not bad.
I go inside and for the first time ever I was met by a sweaty guy. he was like "who do you wanna see?"
"I don't know."
"okay." "HEY GIRLS!" he yells.
one at a time, the girls come by;
Sammy, Jennifer, Laura, Clem
Okay, so I was like Sammy was the shortest girl; in the end it was between her and Laura but I choose Sammy.
"Sammy" I told the man at the door.
"okay, here you go son." he leads me to a room and turns on the shower. "get cleaned up for the lady"
I was a bit sweaty from work, and I guess a shower would be nice, so I took a quick shower.
no sooner than I turned off the water did Sammy come in.
"Hi there" she said.
"Hi"
"Are you a boobs man, or an ass man?"
"ass man, for sure."
"okay then, I'll be sure to turn around when you're ready; she winks."
she starts stroking my cock, and I start getting really hard.
then she starts talking about super interesting politics, books and philosophy.
all the sudden I don't want to get stroked off by her, but just want to talk to her.
fuck she ruined what should have been a really easy orgasm.
I tipped her well, since she was a really great person, but not the kind of girl I want to get a hand-job from in a massage parlour. do you think I'm wrong to feel a little ripped off?
