So I house sit for a hot petite friend of mine. She has cameras in her place to watch her cat while she's out. Been thinking about walking around her place in my boxer briefs and a hard on top see what happens
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Lmao you will creep her out and implode your friendship
Well, in this comedy script you just gave us, some misunderstanding is bound to occur, and she's going to think you're trying to fuck the cat. You'll take steps to correct that, but you'll fuck that up too, making it worse.
Now in the movies, she would realize the mistake, then magic happens and you wind up in love together.
This ain't the movies. She'll call the cops. Worst case scenario, you go to jail. Best case scenario, she blocks you and never speaks to you again. Don't do it.