Lol I know. This is my first post, I wanted to get that off my chest and seek advice with no judgement. The butt anecdote was my way of thanking you guys for taking time out of your day to read the post. Oh, and yeah it's real.
As far as subtly rubbing my boner on her, I'll try that next time I see her (if she lets me do anything to her). Hopefully she's laying face down so I can play with her butt again. If she is, I'll most likely take my cock out and rub it against her thigh or her butt crack or something to let her know it's obvious what I want.