I confess that I don't feel sorry for the people in Calgary whose homes are flooded and destroyed. They're all rich assholes so why the fuck should anyone care? If they can afford their million dollar homes, then they sure as hell can afford to replace them.
That entire province is full of greedy fucks. They didn't want to share the fortune from their oil sands with the rest of Canada and now they're crying for help. Ha! Let them suffer and clean the mess up themselves.