I must confess there is a serious lack of pussy to eat in the twin cities. I just want a nice clean one, but no. It reakly shouldn't be that hard to find.
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It's not. Anywhere. You just don't know how to find it.
Well, if clean pussy is what your after, try searching where the pussies aren't wearing their winter sweaters ten months out of the year. Those northern-tier winter ready sludge-pots you freaks call pussy are almost completely inedible until they've climatized further south. Might as well bitch about the lack of quality eskimo pussy while your at it.
Go to the UMN campus. Plenty of hot young ass to take advantage of. Bet most of them shave it all off too!
I do not know what you mean by "clean" pussy. If you mean you want to find a girlfriend/wife that you can take down to the Red Door Clinic and get STD tested before you eat her out then you are on the wrong site. Try EHarmony instead. If you want a pussy for just one night then you are out of luck. I have only found 2 pussies in 30 years on University Ave. that I could use without a condom.
I had a doctor who moved down there from farther up north and he reports that he has seen more cases of chlamydia in two weeks working down there than he has his whole career farther north. Scary stuff...