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Anonymous

@funny

21 Oct 2011 6:37PM

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I've been shagging my granny for around 3 years now, i'm 25, she is 97. We only have sex once a month, but she is so cold about it and shows no emotion....I guess it might be due to the fact that she has been dead for 5 years, and I have to remove her from the freezer I've kept her in since she died, in order to fuck her. Fucking pain in the arse waiting for the pussy to thaw out actually......