Will any man or men want to meetup this week in Portugal? I'm going with my husband, small fat man with a small weenie, but I want to get away from him and have a little fun. We'll be flying out tomorrow and I'll be there for a week. I'll be staying at Praia de rocha. Let me know.
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Make fun of my spam weenie!
Less than 5 inches long.
Less than 4 inches around.
I confess (just to get it out there... Oh, and I don't care about trolling. Point of fact I could use a good laugh :P [if you can't already tell, this is a woe is me confession YAAAAAYYYYYY!!!!! ^o^ ... ... ... fuck my life U_U)
that a large portion of my reason why I wont/ don't want to date anyone atm is due to my feelings of inadequacy. I have, what I like to call , "the worst of both worlds." I have a great personality (or so I'm told) I'm caring, kind, and all that jazz, but when it comes to the more "intimate" parts of a relationship, I not only have a small dick, but I don't usually last all that long. On a plus side, I am great at oral, and I can cum a lot, but the trouble is, I last maybe 10 min. on a good day (in terms of jacking off, I can go a long time, but that's because I take breaks. I seriously doubt my lover would be thrilled at the thought of going at 5 min. intervals, stop for another 5, then go again just on one load -.-; ) It's been said, "It's not the boat, it's the motion of the ocean (and countless other sayings) ok, I buy that; people with little dicks CAN do wonders, but when there's not much I can do before I fire my load, then what is there for me? Yes, a proper relationship is built off of love for one's partner, yes sex isn't 100% of a healthy relationship, and yes, I can utilize my oral skills, but I'm sure at some point my lover would tire of 30 min. of oral only to have me cum after I stick it in. (Speaking generally, i know there's other forms of foreplay and what not.) This is why I wish there was some sort of card or something I can give to the people I ask out basically saying, "HEY! I'm glad you like me, but there's some stuff you should know: I am a good guy, I'll treat you right, but I have a spam weeny dick, and I fire faster than a machine gun. Will this be a problem?"
Teenie-weenie perfection
joeys tied up weenie
I have a small penis and I love showing it off. I love my pathetic little weenie and I wish it would shrink even more. I love having my small dick humiliated. Makes me cum so hard.
I like to poop on this mid-age white guys lawn at night because he is a racist and one time i rubbed my cumm all over a hot dog weenie and feed it to his dog so when his dog gave him kisses he got my nut on his face hehehehehhhe