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Anyone else pretend to be a jerk just to get women?
If women are so "emotionally evolved" then why do you hate nice guys?
You can't just say "Hey, I like you, and I'd love to go out sometime."
You have to instead say "You have a big gap in your teeth... also buy me a drink."
Why can't we ever be straight forward?
A man goes into a bar, goes up to every woman and says one thing "Sex?". He has a 10% success rate, 10% more than if he just went out and asked a girl on a date. That's an actual fact. Think about it ladies, there's a reason why guys do "Cat Calls". Sadly, it works.
Some people women think a nice guy is just trying to weasel his way into her pants, so the suck-off/fuck the actual weasel. How is that logical? That's like saying "I want a girl who's into sports, so I'm going to bang this dude." then being pissed he doesn't have a vagina.
Just saying if you really want a nice guy. DATE A NICE GUY!!! Blow him, and do all that nasty shit you did with the asshole. This is a rant coming from a guy who has had tons of discreet fuck-buddies, but can never get the one he wants as a gf.
Last Angry Jab (cool ladies will forgive)
And guess what? Your not going to get any prettier, men age well. And you can bet your ass that nice guy is going to get himself a wife. He'd just prefer it to be you, or at the very least have good memories outside of the frigged Friend-Zone.
Pop goes the weasel.
I want to put a very wild and pissed off and rabid weasel into Gorden Browns underpants, then stake a very fat Banker out in the blazing sun in the Sahara dessert with his eyes pinned open!, while ants nibble his balls!, oh happy fucking days ! .