The new Trayvon Martini

1 Part Vodka
1 part Arizona Watermelon
1 handful of skittles
1 9mm hollow point

one shot will put you on the ground

So little story. Got to work this afternoon to find a new girl. At first I didn't recognise her but she remembered me. We talk for a bit and I remember her from school all those years ago. Now let me tell you she is not a stick and come to think of it she's not a whale. Red hair and a nicee fat ass you could fuck all day and night. But the best bit is her tits! Size of fucking watermelons. Anyway she got back to work and I started mine. A few hour later she clocking off and what do I see before me? Well because of her button shirt I saw her full tit just right there out in the open. Bone. She looked over to me and smiled. I got home to find a friend request and checked her profile out. Been wanking since 9. I've had a few drink and I feel a little brave. Should I message her? Ask for nudes? I have a wife and she is seeing a friend of a friend. Any advice is greatly appreciated

To solve the problems of the American economy, we should re-instate black slavery. We could use black labour to compete with the sweatshops in the third world, and use black refuse as fuel to drive our steam engines and tanks. Blacks are powered by fried chicken and watermelon, so they'll be easy to keep docile and happy. All we need is to feed them a steady supply of slutty white girls for them to sate their animal lusts, and to breed a new generation of black slaves.

I believe America can rise again to a great power if each white man was given two free slaves, one male and one female.

Eating pussy like A watermelon. You can dance along if you want to.

I visited my friend in southern Quebec when his sister (19) walks around the house in her bra. And this isn't just a normal bra, but a black lacy one at that. I was stunned. It started as me and another friend watching Tv when we hear her walking down the stairs with tight black underwear and the bra. This is tecnicly the equivalent of a guy in boxers around the house but I liked what I saw. She is a quarter native, so she has the perfect skin tone. She has a freckle in the right spot just so we are driven nuts (I would like to drive my nuts into her if you know what I mean). She somewhat looks like Eva Mendez just slightly darker. She is about 5'11". She came down the stairs with her double D's bouncing. And quickly turned the corner. Me and the other fellow stared at each other in shock and bisbelief. A goddess just traped in front of us with out a care in the world. She comes back and stops in front of the basement door in the house with her chest in clear view for me and she looks away while I stare for a good 20 seconds. She looked amazing even with her hair in the slightly wet-frizzled
girls get fresh out of the shower after drying with a towel. Afterwards, she continues to walk around and I stare at the Tv with wide eyes scared for my life that I don't get screamed at for staring. She finally leaves and I get to get up and throw away the watermelon hide that has been leaking all over my hands.

i had a science teacher who was fired for saying something racist to a student, well the student was white but he said to him "i bet if i gave those damn niggers a banana or some watermelon for completing assignments they'd have better grades" and this being high school it spread around within a day or 2 until a teacher caught wind of it and reported him

Putting U WATERMELON EATING FRIED CHICKEN EATING BANANA SUCKING BABOON BLACK MONKEYS ON NOTICE!

alternatively..

After reading those i'm glad to be a basement dwelling fucktard with no hope of ever having a relationship with anything other than my right hand..and the occasional watermelon..

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This girl can suck a watermelon through a straw. Licks from balls to tip and loves eating pussy herself. Fun toy!!

Looking for a video with a shemale name Areeya who is giving it to a watermelon