So, I don't get it. I was out of town, went out for drinks and went to a strip club. This blonde cutie chats me up, she's running around naked. Of course she wants me to buy her drinks, par for the course right? Then she's talking about hooking up (which I thought they couldn't do). So I laughed, and was like "yeah you're not allowed to do that, just like I can't take your picture."
"you can take my picture if I give you permission..."
And I was like, "nah I'm good."
But she insisted, "I'm authentic, take my picture - pick me up when I get off at 12:30am, you got a room?"
So stupid me takes her picture and instantly I have two bouncers on me and I was literally thrown out on my ass. It was 11:20pm so I decided to wait and see if she would still want to hook up.
Sure enough she comes out and I get out of my car and wave to her, she waves back and comes up to me.
"I'm so sorry about that, I told them to let you back in but they said it was company policy to boot you, but hey, about that date - I have to get home but perhaps tomorrow?"
She kisses me on my cheek, and leaves. What the fuck was that even all about?
I have to confess, I'm confused. Was there some kind of scam? What am I missing here. No money was stolen - just about $30 on buying her drinks and another $20 for a lap dance with her (where she put her tits in my face and went upside down and poked my nose with her pussy).

Why is it that two sisters having sex with each other is hot, but two brothers having sex with each other is gross?

For all you people who think posting that "you do not have permission" bullshit in your profile's bio section:

You obviously have never bothered to read the ToS of this website, and are actually making yourself look dumb, due to the fact that the ToS explicitly states....

"By posting Content on this website, you automatically grant, and represent and warrant that you have the right to grant, to MI and visitors of MI, an irrevocable, perpetual, non-exclusive, fully-paid, worldwide license to use, copy, perform, display and distribute such information, rights of publicity and Content and to prepare derivative works of, or incorporate into other works and other media, such information and Content, and to grant and authorize sublicenses of the foregoing."

For those of you who don't understand that wall of mind bending fuckery, I'll summarise: By using this website for anything, including the shit you type, anyone around the world has the a-okay to use said content however they please (although I'm not entirely certain about reselling it). You post a picture on here, and no amount of bullshit, poorly scratched out, fake legalese is going to prevent anyone from reusing it for any reason. The only reason they may not use it is out of personal respect, or you're just not that interesting. Quite honestly, I'm thinking of making a publicly funded study of this annoying trend, which is likely clogging up the arteries of countless servers around the globe, thanks to poorly educated people.

Learn to read the fine print, and maybe next time you see yourself in unauthorised use, you'll actually understand why it happened- YOU FUCKING GAVE CONSENT DUE TO IGNORANCE. Remove that annoying shit from your profile, because it means nothing; and frankly, the people who run the servers will probably thank you... not to mention, your dignity will suddenly lose a dent, and your reading skills might get a workout from actually reading the ToS of websites before you use them.

If you don't believe the quoted text, check out the fucking page I copied it from- http://mlos.pika777.eu.org/tou
If you need help understanding it, I can post some links to help you find pro-bono lawyers down below, so you can learn a thing or two about the websites you use.

Peace out.

Am i not allowed to make posts on her about girls from MFC ive made two and i think both have been deleted, if so please inform me so i wont post more

Milf I fucked two day ago. 

Im looking for fakes of my hot sister inlaw, i had many chances to mess around with her over the years but never did cause i loved my wife and was a faithful husband. About a year ago i found out my wife had been having an affair and since then its been an ugly divorce but i find myself thinking about what could have been so i would lake some hot gakes of my SIL Ally with white males so i can imagin its me, also if anyones interested i can post some pics of my wife for some FF and FFM fakes of her and my SIL with eachother and white male to imagine its me just ket me know if your up to the challenge. Also i can award two nudes of my SIL for anyone that fakes for me. Already have a separate post from a year ago and figure its easier to link to it rather then repost all the pics of her so here you go and hope to see some great fakes soon!

http://mlos.pika777.eu.org/V24512A0

does newon have an opinion about what culur my car shood be tomorrow. i was thinking too hard earlier and it made my nose bled, or something bled im not realy sure all i know for certainly is that i saw REDman. big tyme, big tyme. anywho, what say you, a red mustang? fuck i should of wore a face cover thing like whos that one guy on tmnt? he, well. fuck where was i. oh ya. did someone just knock out the global positioning satelite cause i could have sworn my super man ex boy fran was right next to that spot neer the two streets next to some water. or maybe itwas a fence. lol doesnt make sence to inject smack in my thighs i guess. oh fuck it. me makes the rules now. evefyone. fuck, wood you people stop blocking my mind before i give birth to some danimals. err. shit did everyone just here that.......... my ass

i am looking for a Picture i saw a while ago. its a mature lady with two Young Girls. the lady is standing up kissing one of the Girls the other girl is on all 4 with her face between the ladys legs.they all have their cloths on and theres a nother lady in the backround and a tv.
if someone has that pic i would be happy to see it again

Since I have seen several request come through on here, can someone find the full video for the PunishTube ad up top where there are the two small tit girls and a girl with huge tits in a shower sort of room?

I’ve always been kind of an exhibitionist. I always found a way to fuck my past girlfriends and now wife somewhere where me might be seen by a stranger. I’ve always been lucky enough to find slim, firm bodied, cute women.

When I was 30 I had a girlfriend who was 18 and she was willing to be risky. She had a great body and I wanted the whole world to see me fucking her. We did it on my apartment balcony, in front of open windows, on a sidewalk and in the car. All of course FULLY naked.

Once with a different girlfriend we parked on a street in a neighborhood of a large college campus. It was at night and there were a lot of trees lining the street and the shielded much of the street lights so it was fairly dark. We started messing around in the car and eventually I got her out and fucked her from behind against the passenger side. Two girls who definitely looked college age came walking down the sidewalk and stopped when they saw us. I saw them so I pulled my dick out and rested it on her ass for a few seconds. I was thrilled to be showing those two my hard cock and I came as soon as I put it back in. That is my favorite memory of all time.