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25 Jun 2012 2:59PM

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This weekend my wife graggued me to her nieces dance recital a two and a half hour drive away from our home. Before the show started I waqtched all those little girlies in their tutus and tights run back and forth across the stage and thru the auditorium. when the lights went down I thought allriiiiiiiiggghhhhht! I looked nonchalantly to my left and then to my right to see if anyone was paying attention to me then I started to have a nice long nap. My wife kicked me awake 15 minutes before tha show ended so I wouldn't miss her niece's darling performance whoopee