So, I don't get it. I was out of town, went out for drinks and went to a strip club. This blonde cutie chats me up, she's running around naked. Of course she wants me to buy her drinks, par for the course right? Then she's talking about hooking up (which I thought they couldn't do). So I laughed, and was like "yeah you're not allowed to do that, just like I can't take your picture."
"you can take my picture if I give you permission..."
And I was like, "nah I'm good."
But she insisted, "I'm authentic, take my picture - pick me up when I get off at 12:30am, you got a room?"
So stupid me takes her picture and instantly I have two bouncers on me and I was literally thrown out on my ass. It was 11:20pm so I decided to wait and see if she would still want to hook up.
Sure enough she comes out and I get out of my car and wave to her, she waves back and comes up to me.
"I'm so sorry about that, I told them to let you back in but they said it was company policy to boot you, but hey, about that date - I have to get home but perhaps tomorrow?"
She kisses me on my cheek, and leaves. What the fuck was that even all about?
I have to confess, I'm confused. Was there some kind of scam? What am I missing here. No money was stolen - just about $30 on buying her drinks and another $20 for a lap dance with her (where she put her tits in my face and went upside down and poked my nose with her pussy).
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I won a bet with my girlfriend last night - and as a consequence she had to go cruising with me all around town topless. She whined a bit and promised me a blowjob in the car if she could just open her shirt. Here's the picture to prove who lost and who got a blowjob in the parking lot of Best Buy.
average guy average build average cock. I live in a small town in Tennessee and I am pretty much fantasizing about anything and everything. Very curious as to how getting a cock would feel. But in this small town, those dreams are just dead.
I confess that nothing turns me on more than cumming inside of a random girl I met off of a dating website. Of course I only cum in the cute ones who have nice/fuckable bodies. I know she can be lying when she says shes on IUD/BC but... i've been having super hot sex. (My GF is out of town for ten days)
I post craigslist ads allowing men the chance to cum on my wife's clean panties. I let their cum dry out and mix them with her other clean panties so she wears the cum of strangers in the town.
I like guys that take what they want. I recently took a job in the bad side of town I work late and alone. I have been staying later and walking around in more secluded areas. Taking more risks each day. Getting wetter each day.
What do you think of this mature woman - she known in our town as "the local bike" - she has been fucked so many times by lots of men
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So an ex-bitch of mine was drinking with her new boyfriend and she was texting me as well. She was horny AF, and wanted us both to fuck her. I got to her place and she was looking fucked up, the glaze in her eyes told me she was day drinking. She took me and her bf to the bedroom where she removed all her clothes. I unbuttoned my pants and she pulled out my cock and sucked me till I'm hard. She then proceeded to her bf and started to suck him off while he's laying on the bed. Meanwhile I start rubbing and licking her big, hairy cunt from behind, getting her juicy and ready for a double dicking. This cunt was sloppy AF, I mean she was dripping and loosened up, aching to get split open. As she was bent over sucking off her bf, I slid my shaft into her eager cunthole and gave her some smooth strokes. Now I couldn't see what was going on with her and her bf, but apparently he couldn't get his dick to rise for the occasion, no matter how much she sucked him off. He was limp as a noodle. Dejectedly he gets up off the bed and pulls up his pants and leaves the room. Me and my ex bitch just look at each other and Meh! She lays on her back spread eagle and I position myself to take this whore's cunt to pound town. I slide smoothly and easily into her slick pussy and get a great rhythm going. First she creams all over my cock, then as I'm fucking her doggystyle she's squirting on me and down her legs. I finish balls deep inside her slutty cunt. We get dressed and leave the room. Her boyfriend is sitting on the couch looking like 'WTF just happened.' I say 'See ya' and leave them both to figure that shit out.
I lost my virginity to my husband, the night he proposed to me. I was 21 at the time.
Since we are both from a small town, in rural area, this wasn't so unexpected, but he was surprised, in a good way, since I had a bf for over a year before him, and they kind of knew each other, since it is a very small town.
Never cheated on him, afterwards, but maybe I should (I never will), since our sex life has been almost dead for years (thus I am here).
A few times, when he was drunk, he would ask me about my ex, commenting how he thought we were in a serious relationship, hinting at my virginity, and I saw him smirking at him, when we would meet, in a way, like, "I know you did nothing for over a year, you fucking loser".
The truth is, we did everything except vaginal sex, but I mean everything. At that time, I figured, for some strange reason, that I will marry him, eventually, and that I had to save myself for the day he proposes. Sex without penetration (except for a few times he convinced me to anal play), was far more satisfying than anything I ever experienced with my husband. He sees me as this perfect, pure wife, who never saw a penis before his, yet I sucked my bf's cock for hundreds of times, before we met.
Now, I am sorry that I never had real sex with him, since I know, it would be magical, so I linger in my thoughts, and fantasies, regretting my life choices.
I know this isn't much, but it is pure. Hope you won't judge me for withholding the truth from my husband, but I just felt this to be the right way.
When i had my first girlfrien i had her stay over once when my parents were out of town. She told her parents she was going to a friends house and she came over and we had sex for the first time.
The morning after i woke up and my girlfriend was already up. I heard her in the shower so i thought i would go join her.
I went in the bathroom and pulled the shower curtain back. she was washing her hair so i got in behind her. Her head was down and she was scrubbing away and i put my hard dick between her legs and pushed it up to her pussy from behing her. I reached around and put my hand on her tit and pulled her agaisnt me and said ready for more? She kinda laughed and bent forward and put one hamd agaiant the wall to hold herself up and the other went down between her legs and grabbed my dick. She put it agaisnt her pussy and pushed back agaisnt me until i was deep inside her. We started fucking until someone knocked. My girlfriend said say your in here so they go away. I assumedit was my sister so I stuck my head out through the shower curtain so i could hear her. I felt my dick come out of my girlfriend then felt it go in her mouth. I yelled out to my sister asking what she needed. She said my name and i said ya what. Then the door openned and she said just making sure it was you and she walked in. Only it wasnt my sister that walked in. It was my girlfriend. She started to undress and said il join you. I just stared at her in confusion for a while then thinking wtf i put my head back in the shower.
I looked down and saw my sister sucking my dick. A million different things were going through my head at this point i had no idea what to do. I stuck my head back out the curtain to talk to my girlfriend and pulled my dick away from my suster so she would stop sucking it. My girlfriend was already almost undressed. I felt my sister grab my dick again and she put it back to her pussy and started fucking me again. My girlfriend took her panties off and was about to get in. I said wait im almost done. Then i heard my sister saiy its ok you can cum in me. My girlfriend said wtf was that? And pulled back the curtain. My sister looked up at her and said wtf? And jumped up to cover herself then she looked at me and said omg what the hell are you doing? My girlfriend said i can ask you the same. Arent you his sister? I just stood there not saying anything. My sister said i need to go and ran out. My girlfriend said ya me too dont ever talk to me and she got her clothes and started getting dressed. I finally said sorry i thought she was you i just got in with her i didnt know it was my sister. My girlfriend said yea right like i believe that perv.
I got out of tue shower and said really i was trying to suprse you but it was her i didnt know until you came in just now. She just grabbed the rest of her clothes and walked out. She left my house pretty fast. I havnt heard crom her since. Its a good thing she went to a different school then me. That would have been kinda awkward lol.
Later on i found out my sister had some guy over that night too and thought i was him in the shower. And i gave her my explanation too.
Things are kinda wierd between us niw but i think in a good way. And we always joke about what happened. Also i have seen my sister naked a couple times since then. She doesnt really care what i see. The first time i saw her naked after what happened she was changing in front of me and i said you know im here right? And she just said ya its not like you havnt been with me naked before and laughed.
I think i might try to fuck her again. Iv never been attracted to my sister and it was so wierd knowing i fucked her but i have to admit she is kinda hot and i kinda like the wierdness that comes from knowing i fucked her.
I probably wont try to do anything but if the opportunity is there i will dedinitally do something.