Every day when I come from work I get my girl friends tooth brush and rub it under my sweaty balls hahaha
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My snaggle tooth river queen for Halloween. What do you think? Would you fuck those tits?
I FUCKING CONFESS THAT I FUCKING HATE IT WHEN THOSE FUCKING BRITISH FAGGOTS SAY WANKING INSTEAD OF MASTURBATING, JERKING OFF, JACKING OFF AND WHATNOT. GODDAMN, COCKSUCKING, SNAGGLE-TOOTHED BASTARDS. FUCK YOU! STAY THE FUCK OFF OUR FUCKING INTERWEBS, YOU QUEEN-SNIFFING POOFS!
I confess, when did these shitty boards become overtaken by those shitstained, snaggle-toothed British faggots? Everything is mum this, lorie that, uncut cock this, we couldn't have won WWII that, and its all getting old. All you fucking Brit cocksuckers should kidnap your idol, Elton fucking John, and FUCK his shitty ass and leave us the fuck alone.
Fucking English asshole cocksuckers.
I confess:
You cocksucking, motherfucking Brits are the goddamned worst! You have not one redeeming quality. Not a single one. Well, except maybe Westminster Abbey, the architectural underpinnings of which you faggoty little fleas stole from the vastly superior French. Oh, and Michael Caine. But other than the French-inspired cathedral and Michael Caine, you filthy pieces of yellow, horse-toothed catshit offer absolutely nothing of value to the world. Oh wait, Isaac Newton. OK, you had Isaac Newton. But he was probably of French or German ancestry. And Chris Hitchens, but he couldn't get away from your dumpy, drizzly, cocksucking island fast enough, so you can't really claim him. Oh, and you have the Pippa chick. She's pretty hot but I bet she's a whore and has chronic pussy infections.
But you can have Boy George. And you can have that shittiest of all film franchises, James Bond. And you can keep that brain dead tool, Ozzy Osbourne.
You stupid, motherfucking cocksuckers! I can't wait for the French to nuke your shitstained island into rubble!
I used to rub my sisters tooth brush on my dick until i would cum
I had a tooth out at the dentist today. There is not one male person in my dentist, they are all women! The dentist who took my tooth out was european and had one of the most sexiest fucking voices ive ever heard. Had to hide the boner when i got up. Might have to book a check up very soon!
I would love to cum all over my sister in laws toes. Recently during a visit I jerked off all over her tooth brush and enjoyed watching her brush her teeth later.
Silly nasty tooth whore had more cock in her mouth than a toothbrush
I confess i masturbate to my girlfriends daughters dirty panties the smell of their virgin pussies gets me so hard i shoot my load on their tooth brushes and i masterbate at night hoping they catch me they are half Asian and hot as fuck! !!!!!!!!!