hi im looking for that video where the tranny shits in a biscuit tin

This guy has been shipwrecked on a desert island for 3 years now. He survives on basic fruit the island grows but he knows it is very unlikely he will be found. So he spends most days staring out to sea, ready with his dirty red shirt to wave.
One morning he is amazed to see a beautiful girl dressed in a wet-suit emerging from the sea.
"Hello!" she smiles, "Been here long?"
"Three years" he croaks, his heart quickening at the sight of a female form.
"How long since you've had a drink of alcohol?" she winks. Then she reaches round and unzips a pocket containing a hip flask and hands it to him.
Narrowing his eyes, he takes it from her and has a long, welcome slug.
"How long since you've had a good cigar?" she purrs - and again with a hand on her shapely buttock, unzips a pocket and hands him a waterproofed tin of Havana cigars.
"Three long years" He sighs, open mouthed now, is this a mirage? He leans forward to light a cigar as she proffers a lighter..
He regards her as he takes another swig of scotch and a long draw ...
She is now looking him straight in the eyes as she reaches for another zip - revealing her ample cleavage..
"Mm, and how long is it.." she unzips a bit further, "since you played around?"
Suddenly he bursts into laughter: "Go on!" he guffaws, " don't tell me you've got a set of golf clubs in there as well!"

His satisfaction is evident

Wife was getting ready to go get her eye lashes done and whilst she was in the kitchen a cum in here monster tin lets see if she notices 

I confess, Im a 40 year old man, who has always loved younger women...when i was 30 i fucked a 19 year old, 35 i fucked an 18 year old, now im 40 and have a very sexy 18 year old who is sending me very sexual text and naked pics....i have jerked off thinking about her soo many times. she sent a naked pic one night and said now you have something to jerk off to..just promise you will let me watch one nigh tin your office. should i just go ahead and fuck her or continue to jerk off to her.

My neighbor has a cat that is always over in my yard to piss in my flowerbed. I caught it and threw it on their tin roof. It was 90 degrees outside and the cat couldn't find a way to come down. LOL!

I like to shout racial insults when fuckin whores. I pay extra ofcourse but i love to fuck black chicks and call em nigger and crack-whore till they cry.
I Recently fucked a jewish call-girl and i was calling her a filthy yid and worthless kike.as i came i shouted IM GLAD YOUR GRANDPARENTS GOT GASSED IN AUSHWITZ!! I want to shove a tin of ZYLONN B UP YOUR ASS BITCH! sHE CRIED A LOT BUT I JUST SLAPPED HER FACE AND CALLED HER A BIG HOOKED NOSE KIKE!

I confess my bf is making me braces that i can pop in and out. No not shitty tin foil and Elmer's glue. Actual BRACES. real brackets, ligature ties and wire that are used for actual braces on people. Sounds simple enough, but no. We've been working on it for a while and i thought i'd have them by now. It's driving me crazy because it's not like I can openly share this with real life friends. they'd think that we're sick. Thought i could share it here.

First he had me take a molding of my teeth. with that mold we made a cast. after about a week or so he melted down plastic sheets to vacuum form it to cast around my teeth casting, creating a retainer, a customized cup to fit MY teeth and my teeth only with a secure hold.
After that the fun part started (or so we thought) He glued each bracket on, placed the wire between each one, then struggled to get on each ligature tie (the colorful rubber bands that are wrapped around each brackets) He even let me choose the colors. I chose Periwinkle and baby pink ties. After a few ties were on he wasn't pleased with how the glue looked, as it dried foggy and white instead of clear. No matter how much i begged, he wouldn't let me just have that pair (yes top AND bottom braces) while he makes another; Claiming that he won't be happy at all unless they're perfect.

I MIGHT post pics of the process them of them in my mouth if i get his permission (i'm submissive)
Is this interesting at all to you guys? I thought it was pretty cool. I don't think I've EVER heard of people doing this, to this extent. Soon i will have legitimate looking braces.
Am i a good open-minded girlfriend?

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