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I recently bought a replica of Aragon's sword off amazon. and i've started to take it with me everywhere. it gives me a sense of security to know that the might of anduril, the flame of the west, is with me when i'm facing the orcs and goblins of present day middle-earth. sometimes i look at the southron hordes and the easterlings and i wonder what was the point of th elfish sacrifices to save middle-earth, since the light of the west and the glory of the Kings of Men has set all too conclusively.
I consider myself the last of the blood of numenor because i have grey, far-seeing eyes and i read and speak in elvish and have lng-lived ancestors. sometimes I wish i could meet a numenorean lady to band and fuck and repopulate the world with the ancient lineage. or if not, at least a tall blonde chick, and not one of these descendents of those who bowed to the might of sauron. but it turns out that the race of men is spent, and even if i am the last of isildur's heirs, I am destined to end the line with me.
i took up sailing a few years back in the hopes of finding the way back to Valinor, and trying to find the silmaril that was tossed into the sea and never recovered. it's said that the light of the silmaril can lead one to back to Valinor. But i've been unable to find it, even though I can hold my breath long enough to read 10 pages of LOTR. It is a cursed life to be the last of the numereans.
I made my girlfriend fuck both ends of a giant 4 foot long nerf sword on video so she could be exposed on the internet. She also shoves a massage tool up her ass. Much more of her on my channel. Favorite and subscribe, as I will be uploading much more.
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While I comment mostly on politics here, there is a PBS program that I'd like to discuss that I believe deserves mention for its stellar presentation, and narration;
The Pioneers of Television
I have a tremendous respect and admiration, nay a soft spot, for the generations that have come before me. One of the generations I admire most is, The Greatest Generation. These people grew up in an America, and also a Germany, an England, an India, a Brazil, very different from the ones that we know today. As an American, I'll speak from what I know of in my own country. Many of The Greatest Generation grew up as what we would consider today as abysmally poor. A good deal of them grew up in homes without electricity, much less any other modern convenience.
When their country called on them during WWII, they not only willingly left their homes & everything they knew, many for the first time, but did so patriotically even going to fight for the freedoms of other countries like France, Holland, England, The Phillippines, and etc. Many of these brave men still lie in graves scattered all around the world. The wives and girlfriends worked tirelessly in munitions and airplane factories to support their country. When they came home with their battle scars, they and their wives made families and set about, without complaint, to built the most free and prosperous country the world had ever known. They saw to it that they and their neighbors were clothed and fed. They built and housed their families in the best housing they could afford. They brought us arguably the most fantastically styled cars in history during the 1950's. Art, culture and education exploided with The Greatest Generation. They dressed with pride and treated one another respectfully. And all of this was done through hard work, sheer grit & determination, and rugged individualism.
When television first began in the last 1940's, no one, including the fledgling televison industry, knew quite what it should be. I know in todays world of laptops, iPhones, & tablets that seems amazing. Many of the first t.v. shows were current/ events / news shows, or the comedy of successful, well established Vaudeville & radio acts bringing their routines to the small screen. Shortly after this, the idea of playing games on t.v. for the viewer to watch was given a try. To gain viewer interest, producers gave prizes away to contestants, &/or they showed known celebrities playing the game as with one of the first t.v. game shows, "What's My Line?".
For me, seeing well established old time Vaudevillians like Jack Benny, Bob Hope, Milton "Uncle Milty" Berle, Jackie Gleason, & Red Skelton working their hearts out to make people laugh on live t.v. is still some of the best television ever! And it was ALL live! If a performer screwed up....guess what?... it was seen by thousands, & sometimes millions of people. My favorite all time television moment happened late one night, long before I was even born. A young comedian took a chance and decided to host a show that came on late at night when all the other stations where off the air, showing test patterns. The show was called "Tonight!" on the National Broadcasting Network (NBC). The young comedian was the late, Steve Allen. It was a big risk, because who knew if hard working Americans in the late 1950's would stay up to watch t.v. that late at night? In those days of live t.v., most of the shows had monitors off camera, so that the performer could see what the viewer was seeing, and could then make any adjustments to the performance that might be needed. As he began his routine, Mr. Allen glanced into the live monitor and got a glimpse of how ridiculous he looked. This single item became the downfall of the segment for Steve Allen, and gave us one of the singularly most hilarious moments in television history! I've seen this probably 100 times, & it still makes me laugh so hard that it brings me to tears:
youtube.com/watch?v=YaNxy4wDv1k
For me, old t.v. shows, old movies, & books are like a time machine into our shared past. With life as busy as it is today, it's sort of like we're all living in a fog. What these programs & movies do for us is they give us a "magic sword". We're able to take that sword, cut through the fog of modern life, and have a clear view, almost magically of what came before us, like a window. In Jan. 2013 PBS will be replaying these epic shows. So folks I encourage you to stop, take a moment and make yourself some popcorn, and sit down with me to enjoy and revel in the history of The Greatest Generation & the wonderment of,
The Pioneers Of Television
-redrocker
I just uploaded another video of this slut and it will be available tomorrow. It is a continuation of this scene where she fucks a giant Nerf sword. In the new video she finds out how many golf balls she can stuff in her pussy. Stay tuned and subscribe for more.
I'LL CANNOT FUCKING WAIT TIL OUR MOTHETFUCKING LORD JESUS CHRIST SMITES THE HOLY FUCK OUT OF YOU GODDAMNED DISGUSTING, SHITCAKED, COCKSUCKING, DOGFUCKING, PEDOPHILIC, MOTHERFUCKING, ATHEIST, SATAN WORSHIPPING, TRAILER TRASH, UNEDUCATED, MOON PIE AND OPOSSUM EATING FUCKING RETARDED ASSWIPE FAGGOTS.
I TRULY CANT WAIT. IT WILL BE THE GREATEST MOTHERFUCKING DAY OF MY LIFE TO WATCH OUR LORD JAM HIS MOTHERFUCKING HOLY SWORD OF A COCK SO FAR UP YOUR FAGGOTY ASSES HE SPLITS YOU IN TWO! ONLY THEN WILL JUSTICE AND RIGHTEOUSNESS FINALLY BE ALLOWED TO PREVAIL ON EARTH, AS IT DOES IN HEAVEN.
When the Lamb opened the fourth seal, I heard the voice of the fourth living creature say, Come, I looked, and there before me was a pale horse... Its rider was named Death, and Hades was following close behind him. They were given power over a fourth of the earth to kill by sword, famine, and plague, and by the wild beasts of the earth.
May this begin the official thread for 2012
This is my most viewed upload. My girlfriend shoves a giant Nerf sword in her pussy. This is the 2nd time she did it on video. I just uploaded video of the 1st time she fucked her pussy with the Nerf sword, and it will be available for public viewing tonight.
Extreme pussy insertion! This is my new upload and you can't see it anywhere else. My girlfriend fucks both ends of a 4 foot long Nerf sword. She also sticks a massage tool up her ass. This is amateur video at its finest.
Latley I have been big I to public sex, it's easy to get other guys to fuck in public but never had a strange girl do anything . So today I had my winter jacket on cause it's fucking cold but had my cock out under. Sat at my bench waiting for the normal bunch of perverts to come by, cold keeps a lot inside. Girl sits down next to me and and starts to eat her lunch, she spills her coke so I offer her my water. We start talking and she tells me she has been watching me since the summer and knows what I have been up to. I was in shock and thought I was getting in some trouble, then she said she was horny and wanted to suck my cock!!!! So into the bushes we go and dam this girl can swallow a sword like a champion. Can't wait to get back to my bench next Monday!!!