So my mother-in-law decided she wanted to visit us on Mother's Day. I come up with a plan and offer to drop her and the wife off at the nail salon. They're all excited, nails done, hair done, I get an hour and a half to go find something to do. That something turned out to be a strip club where 2 25 year old Latinas pampered me. I thought about dances from one, then I thought about dances from the other. I asked if they did a doubles and they did. I have a weakness for Latina's, and they both had huge racks, so there ya go I'm doing a doubles.

They take me in back, clothes come off, fun was had by all. LOTS of oral. Never had 2 women sucking on me before which was fucking awesome. They completely drained the life out of me. I've never blown a load that hard before (wrapped so I'm good). Pounded both because it was offered, had a 2nd pop in the other one's mouth (again wrapped). In and out in an hour. I hit up a local store for a soda and head back to the hair/nail place.

Wife looks stunning (she's a pale redhead), mother in law is all smiles. We do a late lunch, I'm 100% relaxed. Mother-in-Law is dropped off at home. I'm so relaxed I ask the wife about movie and dinner (reversed it since we just had a late lunch). She picks the movie, some rom/com thing in empty theater. I spend the first 20 minutes fingering her past a couple O's... just because. She's now horny as fuck. We tease back and forth rest of the movie. In the parking lot she tries to suck me off like a woman half her age. It's fun, I enjoyed it, but the strippers left me empty and she doesn't know that. I eventually finger her to another O, my cock still in her mouth, and claim victory with that and we go to dinner.

Nice dinner, lots of candle light and some teasing (we were in a booth). Took her out dancing after just because. She came home with new nails, new hair, freshly fucked face and a smile ear to ear. I came home totally relaxed. More fun in the bedroom, multiple positions. When I get her doggy I've got the oil out and I thought "why not?" I started gentle with a finger. She wasn't sure at first. It's been years since I tried... but she was willing and relaxed and yeah I ass fucked her hard. Balls deep in her tight ass.

That's what it took. The woman has no clue. Her and her mom got their hair and nails done. I got sucked off by 2 amazing latinas with beautiful long nails. They drained my balls twice. I was so empty my wife couldn't even suck me off as a thank you and now here I am balls deep in her ass.... it was a fucking explosion. I saw stars as my head rushed and whatever was left pumped out of me and down her crack. Talk about "Happy Mother's Day" good thing I'm fixed so who cares if it drips in her pussy or not.

can someone PLZ TELL ME what the purpose of a BLOWJOB IS???

i mean really.........all youre doing is just SUCKING!!!!!!!! NOT BLOWING!!!!!!!

if you want to BLOW SOMETHING.
how about blow your brains out with a gun LOL!!
or how about BLOW on a CAKE CANDLE
or how about BLOW OUT YOUR BDAY CAKE
or how about BLOW UP YOUR CAR TIRES..

but a BLOW JOB??? i think it should be called SUCKJOB!! NOT BLOWJOB!!!

I'm messed up. I was really pretty when I was little (I guess I still am; I'm 5'11" and I have long dark hair, green eyes guys love and creamy skin). People were always telling me how pretty I was and giving me an extra scoop of ice cream and stuff. I wasn't supposed to talk to strangers but sometimes I did and men ran their fingers through my hair sometimes and kissed my forehead and stuff. My Mom wasn't a slut but she had lots of boyfriends, not at the same time mostly but like one after another. Most of them ignored me but when I was 9 we moved in with a guy who stared at me a lot like he liked me that way. I guess I kind of flirted with him. My cousin told me about the birds and the bees around then and I felt my Mom's boyfriend getting hard when I sat in his lap a lot. I was sort of scared but my cousin said guys got big if they liked you and I was fascinated by it, too. I remember one night he left the door open when he peed and I saw it. It wasn't hard but I had a really weird feeling, like not really turned on but like I felt weak, I don't know. It's hard to describe. My cousin told me about blow jobs and I was like 10 when I sucked on a candle thinking about it even though I thought it was sort of disgusting because guys peed with that thing, whatever I guess that's all normal. My Mom's boyfriend was into my feet. He bought me high-heeled sandals and a really expensive anklet with emeralds and he painted my toenails. I called him Daddy, I'd called other guys we lived with that so it wasn't weird but my Mom was getting suspicious and she'd ask me if he touched my private parts and stuff and I said no but I started thinking about it a lot and touching myself at night and sometimes in the bathroom during the day. Being pretty was the most important thing in the world to me and I spent a lot of time in front of the mirror, like sometimes like hours. This is kind of embarrassing. Anyway one day I was sick and he took my temperature in my butt. He said why I forget what, like that it's better than putting the thermometer in your mouth but I knew he wanted to see my privates. He did it again the next day only he put vaseline there he said because I was tender and I wasn't scared but I felt guilty but it felt good to be touched there. I remember saying it's dirty there and him saying my poophole was clean and pretty. My clitty was sticking out and he asked me what I called where I pee and I said trickle, he touched my slit a little and I said trickle and I still think about how I felt. He asked me if anybody touched it before I said no. Anyway this is just the beginning of my confession but it's already long and maybe it's boring. It's hard to describe stuff!