North Korea is the greatest nation on Earth!
The United States, Canada, and the United Kingdom are shit!
North Korea is the greatest nation on Earth!
The United States, Canada, and the United Kingdom are shit!
They were playing the Eagles game at the restaurant that I work at. The manager was being very cool about us watching the game with customers. Very cool about us watching the game instead of polishing silverware, folding napkins, etc.
My tables were all taken care of so I started watching the game.
And then I said “Yeah!! Nice! First down!”
Then I looked a bit closer.
“Oh! Wrong team!!”
A waitress rolled her eyes at me. “Yeah… Jimbo… I was kind of wondering there.”
So I’m not quite the american football fan that I pretend to be.
Kind of embarrassing.
Anyways, I didn’t immediately notice that the opposing team had our green colors.
I made this post in response to Viper2121's memo stating that chat needs me to be online saying stupid stuff so that folks have something to laugh at. So when i'm not on chat here is some stupid stuff i say in real life.
Been having an affair with my best friends mother and knocked her up hes off to school in another state and i have been in his mothers bed for the last 6 months almost every night pumping her full i have know him since we were in grade school and she was like a second mother growing up and my own mothers best friend it has been some of the best sex i have ever had .
I couple of years ago I was manager for a large restaurant chain. I was 30 years old and transferred to a new state. The location I ended up in had a very cute young hostess. She was about 5’5 or less and had a tight little body. The uniforms included khaki shorts and she wore very short and tight ones. I of course flirted with her all the time and eventually found out she’d just turned 18. After being there for a few months my car broke down so I was relying on friends and employees for rides to and from work. One night this girl gave me a ride home to my apartment and I invited her in for a beer. We hung out and had a lot of laughs before she went home. We immediately started hanging out every day or night and soon started fucking. She was the best sex of my life! She was open to new stuff and we fucked everywhere including in the restaurant after closing, on the balcony of my apartment at night, in front of windows at night, on the grass in front of my apartment at night and in her car during the day and night. I always made sure we were completely naked when we fucked where someone could see us and eventually someone did. I wanted the whole world to see me fucking this hottie. I’d like to think we were seen by some dude jerking off to us while seeing her hot naked body. I repeatedly talked about having a 3way with another guy but she was hesitant. I really wanted to see another cock pleasing her hot little body. A few months later she moved out of state to go to college and I was heartbroken. She’d been gone about 4 months, we hadn’t spoken, then she called me out of the blue. We talked for a few minutes then she blurted out that she’d slept with 2 guys at the same time. I was stunned at first then really turned on and I told her I didn’t believe her. She swore it was true so I pressed for details and she gave me some. My hand immediately went to my cock. I’ve jerked off to those details every day since that conversation. I’m still not sure why she called to tell me that but I’m super glad she did.
I’m a traveling black man who is actually seeking a BBW couple living in , near the Enfield Connecticut/ Conn, Mass state line.
im hoping to find a non jealous laid back, beer drinking, weed smoking cuckold husband, boyfriend or master who is actually interested, looking for a black man to teach , train his slut wife’s, slave female or willing adult female family member how to lose/ control her gag reflex, let a black dick take your throat virginity and breath away.
or a wife/ slave female who wants to show off to her husband/ master on how good she can get face fucked, into puke blowjobs & deep throat breath play with a black man.
Dm me if you have a wife who needs/wants to become a sloppy, messy throat pig/ throat slave and receives no mercy skull fyck training and practice.
Ready to faint. Puke ?
According to CNN and MSNBC, pornstar Stormy Daniels held a news conference today in New Orleans where she declared herself a candidate for the U.S. Senate in the state of Louisiana. it will be nice to have someone who gets fucked for a living in the Senate instead of those there now who fuck others on a daily basis.
I've posted one of her videos as a tribute to the new politican:
BBW amateur fisting vid?
Hi, a while back I remember seeing an amateur vid with a bbw woman with two guys. I got the impression it was one of the guys wife.
Shes on all fours on a bed in a house or hotel room, and one of the guys is punch fucking her ass, shes quite loose and its going in and out with ease, then towards the end he picks up a wine bottle which is lubed up and pushes it up her ass fat end first.
They have Southern american accents as in Southern States not South American, and the guy seemed especially vocal when talking to her about the bottle in her ass.
I remember at the time wondering if there was any more from them, does anyone know the clip I mean and have a link to it or anymore from the same bbw?
Thanks!
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Girl takes a massive dildo, then guy puts his dick in her pussy and she States she can't feel anything, just the tip of her clit she can feel just a little tiny bit.
Please help me find this.
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